In one of this month's more meta moments, I laughed so hard at "did they have a dry marmot attack prepared?" that I spilled energy drink in my lap and just about crashed. This will not abide.

Not quite sure why Hellraiser ain't in this sumbitch, but it's still funny, eh @doomgeneration.bsky.social?

I Never, never, EVER grab a spatula without hearing "spatula citySPATULACITY!" I was so excited that @doomgeneration.bsky.social and Doom Generation covered UHF that I dropped my mop AND my Twinkie dog.

All new Show 581! UMULAMAHRI (TX); TOMBS (Brooklyn); AN ABSTRACT ILLUSION (Sweden); UNSOULING (MN); AFSKY (Denmark); ENRAGEMENT (Finland); INTRAETHER (Spain); SUFFERING HOUR (MN); DARK WATCHER (MO); AGRICULTURE (CA); AUßERWELT (GER); CORONER (Swiss); WODE (UK) reject.libsyn.com/she-likes-it...

@timmiller.bsky.social My gift to you. youtu.be/4BIvf-ZlJNc?...

Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.

The best thing about Saturdays? Doom Generation.

A week behind on my @doomgeneration.bsky.social, but I'm catching up. I saw "Joe vs The Volcano" the night before I saw my first live volcano. Dug 'em both. RIP Abe Vigoda and whatnot. Shout out to my dog Lear. Shout out to my dog Flibbertigibbet. Doom Generation rules.

Energy drink and @doomgeneration.bsky.social Carrie episode = breakfast of goddamn champions. Happy mother's day, everyone. Forgive me for leaving my dirty pillows at home.

I waited until after Rex Manning day because I don't want to yuck anybody's yum, but the time has come to remind the world that record stores are cute and all, but Maxwell Caufield has one role to rule them all. God Bless you, @doomgeneration.bsky.social God bless us, every one.

merit is back baby

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@prajmetal.bsky.social I just love our sweet Canadian boys.

It should be a source of profound embarrassment that a bunch of FedSoc lifers are taking a more vocal and principled stand against the corrupt Eric Adams deal than most elected Dems.

Solid point. Important point. And solid. #solidpoint

Dinner Party.

what base is it when you check each other for ticks at the end of the night?

Happy New Year's Eve, y'all. Tonight I am getting TANKED*! (*to bed at a reasonable time after some honey and lemon tea)

“When I die, this will all be yours.” *gestures to a collection of 14 soy sauce packets and 2 forks from takeout orders*

Fair point

ChatGPT just went down and then the lights on my Christmas tree flickered and then our lizard went translucent and then my stove blipped out of existence and our sink turned into a loaf of rye bread and my youngest came down and peeled of his face and was a robot smh #chatgptdown

I will draw you poorly for free please send me your selfies to be considered xoxo

Dear all .5 people that might be reading this: Strong, strong, STRONG recommend. I'm basically in bluesky for the same reason I'm on any of the social media channels: to share pictures of my lizard and evangelize about @doomgeneration.bsky.social