I'll pick Chewbacca's son, the cat, and Gumby. then I'll tell the furry ones to get behind me, and use Gumby to beat the rest of them to death myself.

Gumby: As an ageless immortal impervious to all physical damage, a shoe-in. Genie: A fun sassy gay friend who can grant wishes? Why even consider refusing? Octaman: Sure, he may have six arms, only two of which work, but he swings them around and somehow, people die. Duffy: Cat. 'Nuff said.

the master, gumby, birdemic birds, & clowny

This is so hard to choose lmao. The Master The Birds from Birdemic Octoman and Lumpy

Duffy four times. The sheer power of Eric Roberts' weaponized indifference will keep me safe.

Rollergator, Duffy, the Ice Cream Bunny, and the Birdemic birds. The birds can definitely kill anyone, the Ice Cream Bunny can intimidate (HURR HURR HURRRR!), Rollergator provides great guitar noodling as we flee, and Duffy…I don’t know, he can possibly provide good advice exactly once.

Rollergator (only so the endless guitar doodling would be pointed at the enemy), Master, Gumby, and Lumpy

Cat, eagles, big naturals gorilla, and ice cream bunny HELL yes

Picking Tommy just to hear him say, "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART" as I run my ass out of there.

From tonight's episode: Pick 4 @rifftrax.com to defend you.

TONIGHT! The Live Timecop show from @rifftrax.com is now available on VoD and we're finally going to discuss the movie! Jeremy (@pbandawesome.com) also has a special challenge for Dave tonight. You're going to want to be there for this one! Join us at 10PM EST!

No need to panic! We have decided that we need a little break, so there won't be any new episodes until September 2. We'll see you in a month!

Don't forget, this is going down tonight!

Special episode coming this Tuesday! We're going to be listening to all of the songs released by @rifftrax.com and giving them our definitive rankings! Which song will end up at number 1? Find out Tuesday at 10pm EST! twitch.tv/tbriffcast

Jeremy will be at the love show tonight(in his TBRC shirt), possibly doing a short live stream! Make sure to say hi!

Here is the upcoming release schedule for the rest of the episodes @pbandawesome.com was behind in posting.\ We're almost caught up!

Tonight!

Coming up this Tuesday (5/6) we're going to have a community game night with RiffTrax The Game (from @rifftrax.com) at 10 PM EST. www.twitch.tv/tbriffcast

Two Guys, One Microwave, our episode Micro Mini Kids from @rifftrax.com, is heading out to your favorite podcasting platform!

We're going live in just over 20 minutes, and we're talking the @rifftrax.com classic The Galaxy Invader! Also, the Twitch channel has a new name! Join us, won't you? www.twitch.tv/tbriffcast

We would be remiss if we didn't wish a Happy Birthday to @jackmulcahyiii.bsky.social!!!

Tonight! We're doing a draft of all of the @rifftrax.com Live shows! It should be a great time. Join us at 10 PM EST (Right after @dumb-industries.com Night of Springtime Shorts) www.twitch.tv/pbnawesome

Sam? SAM!! We're talking about American Werewolf from @rifftrax.com tomorrow night @ 10pm EST! www.twitch.tv/pbnawesome

Going LIVE in 20 minutes to play @rifftrax.com the Game! Come hang out with up and have some fun. www.twitch.tv/pbnawesome

Going LIVE in 20 minutes!

Tomorrow! We're talking about Birdemic 3: Sea Eagles... again. At least this time it is because of @rifftrax.com so it won't be as painful. Join us at 10PM EST tomorrow night, won't you? twitch.tv/pbnawesome

Tomorrow @rifftrax.com will be revealing the movie for this year's RiffTrax Live show. At 12:30PM EST, we will be going live to talk about potential movies, and then get proven wrong when they make the grand reveal! It should be lots of fun! www.twitch.tv/pbnawesome

Tonight, we're talking about the newest Just the Jokes release from @rifftrax.com: The Karate Kid! And we will be talking about two other announcements from RiffTrax as well. Join us LIVE at 10PM EST! www.twitch.tv/pbnawesome

We're going LIVE tonight at 10PM EST, and we're going to be talking about The Lord Protector from @rifftrax.com! Come hang out with us tonight as we try and figure out what the hell this movie was about! twitch.tv/pbnawesome

You Don't Know the Meaning of Fear—our episode about American Nightmare from @rifftrax.com—is calling out to your favorite podcast platforms! It's also available now on Spotify open.spotify.com/episode/4x1Q...

Our infamous NotebookLM episode Classic Shatner is available now on Spotify, and currently beaming down to your favorite podcast platform! This one got weird. open.spotify.com/episode/7dBG...

In case you missed it live last Tuesday, Creating Rem Lezar was the winner of Riff of the Year! And accepting the award was Rem Lezar himself, @jackmulcahyiii.bsky.social!

Tonight we're announcing our picks for Riff of the Year! @rifftrax.com released a lot of instant classics in 2024. We will also be revealing the results of Fan's Choice, Short, and RiffTrax Presents of the Year! Join us LIVE at 10PM EST! www.twitch.tv/pbnawesome

A few days left to make your voice heard!

It's time for the Best of Riffs 2025 True Blue RiffCast poll! Go vote for your favorite from @rifftrax.com this year! Results will be revealed LIVE on 1/7 at 10PM EST on the TBRC! forms.gle/4y5eahJ1em8C...

Since the next two Tuesdays are holidays, we will be back on January 7 for our Year in Review! Until then, look for our Community Riff of the Year poll which should be up by Jan. 1!

And we're live! Game starting shortly.

Tonight at 9PM EST, we're going to have a community game night with RiffTrax The Game(@rifftrax.com)! Make sure you join us because these are always a good time! twitch.tv/pbnawesome

Join me in wishing @davechadwick.bsky.social a very happy birthday!

A horrifying glimpse at the @rifftrax.com release of Fight to Win, the movie we're talking about on tonight's show! We're also going to be talking about the new three riffer version of Over the Top! Join us starting at 10PM EST at www.twitch.tv/pbnawesome

JITTERS MOVIE: Detective Collymore, a single divorced father, stumbles upon a mysterious case involving the death of Tiffany, Digging deeper, he discovers Jitters, psychological twists. Be part of the making! Trailer here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqxr... www.indiegogo.com/projects/jit...

Special Guest Star: Gyrating Crotch!—our episode about @rifftrax.com Body Count—is fighting its way to your favorite podcast platform!

Huge thank you to everyone who listened this year! Huge honor to have anyone give us their time. Here's to an even bigger 2025!

Another episode is making its way to your favorite podcast platform right now! TBRC Live - @rifftrax.com Live - Point Break - LIVE is coming your way. Hopefully it doesn't take as long to process as the drive for @pbandawesome.com did to get there.

All of our recent episodes are up in full VoD over on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/trueblueriffcast

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Our episode Jeremy & Joy's Excellent Adventure—about Jeremy and his wife going to @rifftrax.com Live: Point Break— is travelling out to your favorite podcast platform and is on Spotify now! open.spotify.com/episode/2mvJ...

Our new goal: Updating the website with the last two years of lapsed content. Whoops!

Calm down everyone, we're here!