I thought by 41 I’d feel like an adult, but it turns out I just feel like an old child.

if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:

Big shout-out to the guy on the train wearing the “Make heavy metal gay again” cap.

PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Vaccination schedules on the CDC website have already started changing under RFK Jr. Scientific American has published a guide to the EVIDENCE-BASED vaccine recommendations in place BEFORE ACIP members were removed by the administration. www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-...

This man’s megalomania knows no bounds.

Back in my magazine editor days, I had a long chat with this older British guy, Roger, at an album launch. After he ambled off to the bar, I turned to my colleague and said, “That Roger guy looks so familiar. Is he also in the media?” “No,” he said, “that’s Roger Taylor, the drummer from Queen.”

One of the best articles I’ve edited in the last while now live on the @shibari-study.bsky.social blog. Really feel this is going to resonate with so many kinky folks out there. shibaristudy.com/blog/post/on...

One of the best articles I’ve edited in the last while now live on the @shibari-study.bsky.social blog. Really feel this is going to resonate with so many kinky folks out there. shibaristudy.com/blog/post/on...

I think I’m being bullied by my YouTube recommends?

About once year I’ll try a piece of salty liquorice just to remind myself that it tastes like Handy-Andy.

Accurate.

Biblically accurate angel.

At least he’s missing a second Trump presidency. 😢

The internet was better when the modem screamed.

Getting my IUD removed/replaced tomorrow and I’m so traumatised from last time that I’ve already had a little cry. To add insult to injury, I have to get up at stupid o’ clock to stick a pill up my vagina and some genius decided that the best shape for a pill that goes up the vagina is… hexagon?!? 😭

All the kinkiest folks I know are the ones I still see masking and I love that. Personal responsibility-informed, risk-aware, consent-driven practices are a cornerstone of kink, but should also be a cornerstone of every-fucking-thing else. The real MVPs (most valuable pervs) clearly know this.

Same as every year, babyyyy! Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

All the kinkiest folks I know are the ones I still see masking and I love that. Personal responsibility-informed, risk-aware, consent-driven practices are a cornerstone of kink, but should also be a cornerstone of every-fucking-thing else. The real MVPs (most valuable pervs) clearly know this.

It took less than a year for Israel to normalize waging war on hospitals, their staff, and their patients. Our government supplies the weapons,and accuses anyone who dare object of antisemitism. “The occupation army is burning all the operating departments in the hospital while we are still there”

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

portrait of @babygodzilla.bsky.social for my #midseasonsdream serie

A deep dive into the digital footprint of Luigi Mangione, a man radicalized by pain. shatterzone.substack.com/p/alleged-ce...

It’ll never not be magical seeing myself depicted in such an incredible artwork. 🩵🩵🩵

See a butt, post a butt? Alright then… (This one bearing @jizlee.bsky.social and @thebishopblack3000.bsky.social’s handprints)

Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy, not selfie

lmao i’ve just realised that my spotify song of the year is probably going to be something off Thunderstorm Sounds 10 Hours For Sleeping 💀

When I say I contain multitudes, this is what I mean.

Hi new followers, a bit about me... I’m a freelance writer writing mostly about porn and kink (it’s exactly as cool as it sounds). When I’m not writing about ropes, I like to be in them. I recently started painting and it rules. And most importantly, free Palestine! 📸 @jaylacorderouge.bsky.social

Forgot to share how beautifully these prints turned out. My first print of my first watercolour. 🥹

So Much To Learn.

Hi new followers, a bit about me... I’m a freelance writer writing mostly about porn and kink (it’s exactly as cool as it sounds). When I’m not writing about ropes, I like to be in them. I recently started painting and it rules. And most importantly, free Palestine! 📸 @jaylacorderouge.bsky.social

woke up from a nap, picked up my phone, and immediately saw a video of Palestinians being burned alive. our government funds this slaughter, protects the genocidal politicians and soldiers who perpetuate it, and demands we support it. hell is empty and all the devils are here

I want to make prints of my painting but I’m not sure anyone will buy them. Instead, I’d love to do some sort of “art swap” with crafty/creative mutuals. I give you a high quality art print of a blasphemous and likely undisplayable watercolour painting, you give me whatever weird shit you make? Yes?

I want to make prints of my painting but I’m not sure anyone will buy them. Instead, I’d love to do some sort of “art swap” with crafty/creative mutuals. I give you a high quality art print of a blasphemous and likely undisplayable watercolour painting, you give me whatever weird shit you make? Yes?

THIS IS HUGE! Scientists at the University of Oxford are developing the world's FIRST ovarian cancer vaccine that could potentially wipe the disease out. OvarianVax teaches the immune system to recognize and attack the earliest stages of ovarian cancer. Let’s talk about that! 🧪🧵⬇️

I think I’m… done? (NSFW but also just a watercolour painting.)

Started adding the “blood” layer to this painting and I’m genuinely so proud of how it’s turning out (other than that I can’t mix a realistic blood colour at all).

Sometimes I write headlines. Sometimes they write themselves.

Currently working on my first ever watercolour painting. Still very much in progress but posting for posterity because the next layer is make-or-break.

Just realised I turn 40 in less than two months, which is surprising because I’ve never been cuter but also unsurprising because I’ve never been more tired.

Today I met a man who involuntarily sneezes three times whenever he’s turned on and I think that’s pretty neat.

RIP another legend gone too soon, Nicholas “Mudskipper” Keeping. Nick passed away earlier this week while in the US. To my handful of followers here, if you can donate anything to help bring Nick home to South Africa, I know it would mean the world to his loved ones. backabuddy.co.za/campaign/nic...

RIP another legend gone too soon, Nicholas “Mudskipper” Keeping. Nick passed away earlier this week while in the US. To my handful of followers here, if you can donate anything to help bring Nick home to South Africa, I know it would mean the world to his loved ones. backabuddy.co.za/campaign/nic...

I wrote this about flossing my teeth. It’s probably a mess.

A weekend is just the human equivalent of turning it off and then back on again.

Duo giving “I’m not angry, I’m just very (very, very, very) disappointed”. Es tut mir leid, okay?

If you were obsessed with vampires as a kid, you’re kinky now. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

Why's it called a voyeur and not an observert?

That time of the year again...