He has also located db cooper

Nice find in west Michigan. River st joes brewery has a bunch of cool beers with hoops sourced entirely in the property. Food menu was solid. We hit this because our previous fave lunch sport in the area unexpectedly closed last week.

“The south”. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

lol what's going to happen? Some draft dodging, drunken gopnik is going to hit me up for money on the mean streets of Ukranian Village?

Entirely untrue. Ukrainian and Russian yurt dwellers have been mass shooting each other for a couple of years in a pointless “3 day special military operation”. It should be over but since both sides are made up of inept nazi Slavs, we just get to watch the cool drone footage.

As far as room entry goes, this is a shockingly straightforward scenario and inly somebody who was sick the day that taught room entry at room entry class would fuck it up. youtu.be/Ix_74VMhsp8?...

This. The important thing to remember is that there are no “good ones” when it comes to the right. By nature they’re all backwards, superstitious savages. Yes, this includes your meemaw and peepaw.

"back the blue", you guys.

lol

Oh noes. How will these magas ever bomb schools without proper food?

kinda already has

The White House has just released a new photograph of JD Vance taken during his negotiations with Iran last week.

I am a fan of both tom waits and massive attack. I never considered the two acts working together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-57...

Pretty funny that Bailey is now referring to Chicago as his "home away from home" considering actual Chicagoans will read his hillbilly ass as just another tourist.

Nothing these fucks have done fall under the Catholic view of Just War, btw

Farmers voted for it and are getting what they deserve. Stop pretending like the maga jobs ate as important as the rest of us.

downstate magas get dropped

Yeah who knows but your question should be "why were you printing shit out in 2026?"

Yep 💀

cc texas magas

I think this is the most likely explanation for what unfolded after the fact. #DonaldJChrist

:)

He's really just into the whole christian thing so he can watch porn with his kid.

Great work, navy magas. fortune.com/2026/04/14/t...

No. 1 in 3 children have not shot themselves.

I too misread it as Paddington 4: Escape From New York.

Should be part of his next test.

Coincidental yo see this post today because besides having done the second best cover of prince’s “nothing compares to you”, she’s also known for this moment.

The wasp spray for self defense crowd might be surprised to learn that this is the only effect of wasp spray on a human being.

Fox, of course, is trying to help Bailey out. The fact of the matter is, Bailey has been sucking trumps dong forever. It makes you wonder if Bailey is just now realizing that his country ass got gaffled by or if he’s a pretend Christian too. www.fox32chicago.com/news/bailey-...

What Bailey doesn't understand is that Trump is basically just admitting that "people of faith" are just supersticuious bumpkins who are good for a vote because they are stupid.

U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia https://theonion.com/u-s-reaches-trade-deal-with-pedotopia/

"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send him Matthew 5:9. That's the Chicago Pope way."

I’m a reform Jew who grew up Unitarian and even I get what a mistake this is

Even his cultists on Truth Social aren’t thrilled with this one from the demented megalomaniac.

YOU FUCKIN’ RANG???

Reporter: Why did you attack Pope Leo? Trump: I don’t think he’s doing a very good job. He likes crime I guess. We don’t like a pope who says it’s ok to have a nuclear weapon. We don’t want a pope that says crime is ok. I am not a fan of Pope Leo.

He’s completely insane, but you already knew that. Yes, it’s real. Praise be to Allah. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

THE POPE IS WEAK ON CRIME, Mount Greenwood proverb

The president is now attacking Pope Leo: "Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy." "I don't want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I'm doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do."

Yeah the gun just up and did it all by itself.

Cpd magas can’t even protect cfd magas. Paying any amount of attention to the “hero” professions is like monkeys hump a doorknob.

Nobody in Illinois gives a fuck about the “farm community”

The sent Ohio white trash to negotiate their way out of the war that Ohioan (or insert flyover state) wt military couldn’t win and their solution is to just do the same thing that their adversary is doing. Let’s just bring this word back, for this purpose: All republicans are full on retards.

Sorry maga. Everbody hates you, people who think like you, people who looks like you.

"The 3 chains of wokism"? Are they just writing wh40k lore now?

"I'm just gonna say it, Fuck Trump" "I'd much rather everyone made music as opposed to going and beating the shit out of each other" — Hans Zimmer

I forgot about how bizarre it is to have some barely literate, imported eastern european sex worker at a podium intended for the president of the united states. "be best", I guess.