a driving exam is just a high stakes game of smash or pass

"and so, that is why i feel small cock had such a big impact on computer programming." *confused audience member* "... i think you said that wrong" "oh, yes of course- silly me... so that is why i think programmers with tiny dicks have had the most impact on computer programming."

the famous Canadian saying: Oot and Aboot

never forget this

im tired of trying to gaslight myself into believing my life is worth a damn. im tired of everyone lying about how much i help them. im sick of living i hate this body and im exhausted of shoveling the shit life puts in my path. im an awful partner, an awful friend, and an awful person.

I like to think that I am a very accepting person without a lot of expectations of anything, but to be honest "NES Mario makes me thirst for blood" was not really the route I saw this conversation going.

And not just FreeDoom. There's a lot of "we have game at home" alternatives in the FOSS space that you yourself can contribute to. LibreQuake is in early stages but is already really solid.

god women are hot

Michael Melchiondo's vocals in "pumpin' 4 the man" have embedded in my mind and are consuming all my neural pathways, leaving nothing but a shell of what i once was. i think ive put off sleeping too long.

search history of a classy woman:

website is coming along goldenthumbs.github.io

A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵 An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.

From this month's edition of The Onion.

“GPT-5 is the first time that it feels like talking to an expert in any topic — a Ph.D.-level expert,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said.

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

WIP weapon for my game. is like a railgun that shoots lengths of chain.

Back in 2023 Red Eclipse lead developer Quin decided he was going to try to limit any and all LGBT discussions in his discord server to a single channel and outright ban them elsewhere. The next morning, after seeing the response from the LGBT, this appears on github. github.com/orgs/redecli... 1/6

my girlfriends and me, admiring them

look, all im saying is I have never seen Tom Hall and Kane in the same room at the time

"[The Hulk] couldn't be gay, because he was green." truly, Stan Lee had a dizzying intellect

my expansion fetish apparently applies to project scope as well

Roses are red, Like fresh stepped-in rat. Poets are dead, And biggie was fat.

his name is Joe.

jk simmons srs simmons

oh also have this sculpt i've been working on. haven't done anything on it for a few days so might work on this guy more later

girls are so cool i love my girlfriends

The fact that there is a pretty neat line going from Napoleon Bonaparte to Activision Blizzard is tonight's fun fact. So, now you know that French nationalism in the 1800s has in some way helped create the modern gaming industry.

another selfie

the world is not ready for the manic pixie lesbian i am inside

idk if i mentioned it here but my WIP game engine Ector is up on github for y'all to poke at. it's not complete at all but it's kinda cool i think... github.com/GoldenThumbs...

my programming process: - stare at a blank screen for an hour - type one word - remove that word - more staring - write a mostly complete implementation of what you wanted - scrap 75% of it - cry - repeat until project is done OR your will breaks

some doodles i shared on discord a bit ago

where does one acquire motivation to work on stuff that you really really need to? i have been stuck on a project that i really never should have been stuck with for *months* now... i know i *can* do it but i cannot focus on it for the life of me

fucked up how the same band that made "bound for the floor" went on to make the collection of trash known as Lifers.

within the last 5 minutes I've had parts of songs from Pixies, God Lives Underwater, Ween, and Stone Temple Pilots just whirl through my head... y'all...........

i really enjoy this theme i threw together in kate (my current editor/ide thing)

am working on stuff very slowly lately, so here's a selfie.

oh damn that's a lotta new people... i don't have a ton to really talk about, irl stuff takes up a ton of my time nowadays. i did do this!... 7 months ago... (custom physics stuff in C)

my capacity for fuck shit is so far beyond what anyone can see, y'all aint ready for it

did a doodle last night

daily fun fact #1: ... . .. ... ...... i ran out of fun facts

I have no clue how y'all make fursonas and OCs... I'd like one, and I have *something* of an idea... not much of one... Maybe inspiration will strike soon.

I wish I was a person, instead I am a flesh sack filled with insecurities.

today is the kind of day where you just have the entirety of The Mollusk by Ween running through your head on repeat... maybe that's a things specific to me actually...

I did it y'all, I made a bluesky!...