Can we all agree that Mario 2 was a terrible game?

What the heck is “Western civilization” anyway? Because the loudest self-proclaimed advocates disdain most Western philosophy, art, culture, institutions, and people. The only parts of Western civilization they seem to actually like are gothic architecture, ancient statues, and Camp of the Saints.

The Fairness Doctrine was always controversial, and ultimately proved unworkable. Requiring anyone making a Dad Joke to follow it with saying something positive about Hitler ruined too many barbecues.

The Oxford comma and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Totally normal. Everything is fine.

Holy shit. Congress did something. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

MAGA: I couldn't understand a word Bad Bunny said. Also MAGA: I especially loved it when he went, "Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie."

I do the same, but the goofy idiot just stares back at me lovingly, tail wagging. Meanwhile, the cats don't even seem to recognize my existence.

Trump has never set foot outside the White House. The surrounding area is one of the cleanest, safest metropolitan areas I have ever visited.

New rule: If your knee-jerk reaction to today's events is "he shouldn't have had a gun," you don't get to fly the Gadsden flag ever again. #abolishICE

Abolish ICE

<------ This is my shocked face.

Abolish ICE. No making ICE "friendlier." No shifting staff and assets to another agency. No "ICE is bad, but ..." equivocations. A-friggin'-bolish.

Well, the line between the cops and military has been blurry for quite a while.

The crazy thing about this whole Venezuela story is that Trump is still in the Epstein files. #wagthedog

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The Oxford comma is wildly overrated and cultishly adored. I explain why in my new book, out on March 4, 2026. Learn more and preorder at www.oxfordmania.com.

The D0J inspired me to get my taxes done early this year.

Bingo

Almost a good take by Reich. He had me until he started clutching his pearls about private prisons.

Worst. Style. Guide. Ever.

It seems more absurd because it's cosplaying the authoritarian trope without the context that makes it work. They don't actually have the power to make everyone pretend we believe it. Everyone can still point it out, which kind of defeats the power move of it and just makes them seem ridiculous.

Ah. They gave him a participation trophy. How adorable. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

My latest for @reason.com. I dive into the dark etymology of "remigration." share.google/sluNfBHsFwwF...

I would 100% take this bus to school

Oh, look at the time. Night, night.

MTG is lacing up her shit kickers for the holiday season

JD watches grimly from the sidelines (artist's conception)

"Can I call you Bubba?"

Horseshoe theory is wild, y'all

the oxford comma is still for pussies btw

BUT HIS EMAILS!

Me after reading the Epstein emails

I don't usually share my Wordle achievements, but I'm pretty proud of this one. Wordle 1,601 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

“I’ve seen condiments you people wouldn’t believe”

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Again, who are the snowflakes?

I think my favorite part about "House of Dynamite" is that Stringer Bell is President of the United States.

According to the State Department, guns don’t kill people; only "gunfire from IDF positions" kills people. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/27/w...

The call for an ethics probe follows reporting from ProPublica that revealed a web of past business relationships involving border czar Tom Homan, his senior adviser Mark Hall, and consultants and firms seeking DHS contracts.

Trying something new: grammar tips for antiauthoritarians—part one. open.substack.com/pub/editingm...

Beef must be cheaper and also more expensive.

The Kremlin is hard at work.

Hard same, floof

If state and local parties were doing their jobs for the past 50 years, it would be so easy - it SHOULD be so easy - to simply discard one Guy and replace him with another Guy. There should be a ton of Guys (gender neutral), for exactly the reasons we see here.

It's not clear to me that Congress is doing any job at all politicalwire.com/2025/10/22/c...

Not sure "It's fine, the US military actually loves Nazi imagery!" provides the comfort that Platner's defenders seem to think.

Something something Hunter Biden's laptop something something