it's my birthday? hard to believe, but it's true! gather round younglings, and let me tell you about the heady days of albinoblacksheep and ebaumsworld...

What I would do for her....

ok i had ten minutes to kill here's your alt text pornography

An older pride-themed commission that never gets old 🎨: @guffaw.bsky.social

average lesbian convo (happy Pride)

Pillow Princess x Stone Butch

Boy howdy I hope nobody makes me this big and milky in public and is kinda mean about it! 👀💦That suuure would be shame... 😏

When I recorded this line I was still in the closet. Recording this line actually helped me realize I should come out. So thanks Ushikoshi and @spikechunsoftinc.bsky.social

Sir, this isn't the back of a dairy queen 😤

happy pride :D

you know what, you get to look at 🦀crabgirl 🦀today. You're welcome.

actually while I'm in my bowser era; you WILL perceive queen koopa 😤

Can't believe I never posted my top tier writing advice here 🧚

Hey if you want to continue seeing my work you have to check adult content. Even my SFW stuff from now on will be blocked, sadly.

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I havent drawn myself with a cloud of '-1 INT's around my head, and that NEEDS to change. (Or you can be the change you wanna see in the world and -1 INT me yourself! 🫪🌀)

Happy #FlatFuckFriday everyone. Let’s get krunk 😎

Good morning! Get fatter. If not for yourself, then for me. <3

wow these exhibits get crazier every year huh 👀  commission for @shrimpbizkit.bsky.social !! #comms

"Watch out, Mac. He's left behind his family, his friends—everything! Knock him out of the battlefield!"

Tonight’s second dumb napkin cartoon…

Terracotta Pig, East Java, 15th century

I can already tell that this one is going to break containment so before anybody comes in here from their Discover feed on any high horses:

stop generating crap you look stupid! 🐟

$200 more to reach 50%! Please help us out with a pledge or RT

when an eels got a tail and its too big to fail thats a moray

A regular at the coffee shop! Be careful - cream is very high in calories! YCH for eclair_voyant1130 #furryart #furry #fatfur

like pooltoys, paw stuff may not be a kink of mine, but i love the aesthetics and enthusiasm in that fandom. i should draw some!

I got MILKED

79 seconds left

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

whew, that was close, i was almost not playing sol cesto for a sec there

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

We could be so great together 💕💕💕💕💕 #fuckcensorship #nsfw #bskycensorship #istandwithnsfw #bsky

I think about this comic a lot because it's proven to be extremely true every time I hang out with my lovely transfem friends

Part 2! Yessssss #Maccadam #Beastwars #pokemon #pokeformers

It's been mentioned by others, but it's very funny how different Swan Boy's friendship is with Rona compared to Noel.

Unrestrained summer fun, dat's right! 🌊 Nifty lil' number from @vanillamilkweed.bsky.social

Jus' a l'il midweek stroll wit' a full soul 'an a fuller basket! I's a mouse o' leisure, I is! 🤍🖤🤍 Hotsy totsy art from @vanillamilkweed.bsky.social !

dummy dummy sheep

goth ihop commision

if you haven't caught on yet, I'm a gigantic Star Trek dork and I *will* keep posting stuff from it because I love when people use it in their kink scenarios HOLODECKS WERE MADE FOR FUCKING, REPLICATORS WERE MADE FOR FEEDING, AND THAT ONE SPACE ANOMALY FROM DS9 WAS MADE TO TURN PEOPLE MICRO

my timeline is full of hot fat trans people and i'm delighted