Mind if I borrow a couple of these

I can’t with these targeted ads

Is there a level of high you need to be where whenever you sign it doesn’t feel like that old video of the little girl singing Whitney Houston and going nooo I can do this!?

iShowSpeed has to be living the most fun timeline right now

Being old sucks. Thought my package was here but it was just some ointment I forgot was being delivered.

I can’t wait until someone busts these out at a con

I love the way doves get all poofed up when it’s cold and it’s time to take a nap

An awful thing about Texas is having only one local furcon and it's so crowded you just can't get a room

The coolest thing about being gay is getting to date a lifetime video game buddy

Jalenpenos make so many foods so good. What a great invention

Craving gyoza.

I don’t speak crow but I just know this dude loves peanuts

Having an army of 50 grackles that squawk for peanuts every time I walk outside is so awesome.

I feel like the toon furs got it all figured out

The truth 🐊

This is so cute I can’t wait to do holiday cards next year. Thanks @stormgryphon.bsky.social @dergsur.bsky.social

MURRY YIFF-MAS TO ALL Art by @shiuk.com

Check out this sick trick! 🎨 Art by @katewhb.bsky.social 🐶 Cute camera dog @nbdog.bsky.social

I just know reindeer furries are having a great time right now

Custom sterling silver fur coins! Arcade token style 😎

“Now that you mention it I could use a seat. Is here a good spot?” 🎨 @tritscrits.bsky.social

I want to see a scientific study on how Kid Rock achieved such a stranglehold on our boomer parents

We got Kim Kardashian in Fortnite before GTA 6

Nothing makes me want to grind like getting emails around Christmas asking me to donate plasma again.

Back to Apple Music after 10 years of Spotify. Can’t wait to train a new algorithm

it's flat fuck friday, don't forget to sparkle!!

You guys I can finally join #flatfuckfriday

quick puppet video I made for my new battlefield video :3 #puppet #ladygaga

Some jobs really feel like you’re secretly in some type of social experiment.

Waiting my whole life for Kill Bill 3 and eventually getting it in the form of a Fortnite season pass is pretty wack, but it’s something.

Wearing non-prescription glasses after having lasik feels weird. Every time I take them off I’m expecting to go blind again.

I feel like I should get a work from home exception just so I can make sure all the stray birds outside are fed and happy. It’s not fair

Actually how it feels trying to eat lunch when every day I have a meeting from 10:00am-2:00pm. I’m somehow the only person who has an issue with this

And it comes and it goes in waves And it comes in every day And it comes in every shape and size Do your eyes align with mine? When you look into me, babe Do you see a sign? Do you see the stars line up?

I first started saving for a fursuit at 170 pounds, and yesterday I finally made my duct tape dummy at 230 pounds. I think I needed that extra time lol.

I hope I see a trans woman president in my lifetime. We would get so much done.

You guys I can finally join #flatfuckfriday

I’m so hyped Kill Bill is mainstream again

It’s crazy to me how normal it is to steal your neighbor’s mail, see it’s a pair of eyeglasses, and then throw it away. It’s like extra evil

Me 10 times a day trying to learn new things at my job

Our government is drip feeding proof our president is a pedophile like Call of Duty drip feeds DLC

I want to make one of those videos where two fursuiters smush their bellies together against a balloon.

Having a job is a humiliation ritual except it’s every day

The local car wash needs to start paying me to feed these birds.

One of my favorite things is when grackles get all puffed out and squawk when I get them food

Living every day in America feels like a humiliation ritual

I hate having a job that gets exponentially more busy when the economy is doing bad

Guys HELP! Bowser stole my star AND my boyfriend.

I love cabbit fursonas because those people love being furries.

Having stupid coworkers is like no child left behind but for adults