RIP to my washable keyboard, whose waterproofing finally wore off in the sink this time 😔

Accidentally made myself very sad let’s fuckin gooooo

Top right and bottom left me favorites

Scroobling maws n paws during tonight’s ttrpg

a queer bar just opened within walking distance of my house........

The way the narrator says “testosterone” is short-circuiting my brain.

decided just to be a big boy and have scheduled a phone call to explain to a close friend that I'm into one of their exes haha i'm scaaaarrreeedddd weeeeeeee

Invited to a porn viewing party at a crush’s house but my dad is in town that night

fellas today at work i was paid real legal tender in exchange for: -sleeping against a tree -eat free borger -read fanfiction -listen to a jam band -kiki with the other queer on grounds staff -put away folding tables and a small stage + they sent me home with 750ml of free spiked apple cider

Herding dogs

Hello I’ve had my car for six years and I just realized the back-up camera has guidelines to help you parallel park perfectly next to the curb

Fully got sprayed with herbicide today cutting sweetgum to prep for a burn let’s fuckin gooooo

Y’all I really just had a beanpole ass motherfucker in a cardigan walk up and INSIST on cutting the last 1/8th of an entire maple tree I have been splitting into firewood all morning. Sir I outweigh you

my biggest pet peeve with kpop dh fanfic is that it erases rumi's bisexuality/jinu's importance. we don't have to kill a bisexual queen to uplift our wlw ships y'all

singing to the whispy beginnings of a happy trail on my gut to make it grow like i'm trying to revive a dying house plant

i am 32

There is a woman in this gas station bathroom who is NOT okay and I am so sorry to be adding farts to her already dire situation

HI IM NOT IGNORING YOU GUYS my life is hurting me rn but I will be back on tuesday being normal i swear it

uuuwwAAAHHHHHHHH my brother just sent me this out of the blue 😭😭😭😭😭

Chat we’re learning how to cut down a mature elm at day job today wahoooo (it’s leaning weirdly and close to a high traffic area rip)

uuuugh. Heelers were having a verbal disagreement (not unusual) when Jack lost her balance and fell into the wheels of my computer chair, instantly launching it into a real fight. All three of us are bleeding 💀

people always fail tests you don't tell them about but what's our verdict on tests you DO tell your partner they're taking (I have been doing all the emotional labor lately and if I don't get a nice date that I didn't have to plan soon I am going to maul Boyfriend)

I really take peoples kinks and fetishes seriously. its a privilege as an artist to have people tell you things they don't tell ANYONE else about. they reveal incredibly deep secrets about themselves so you can draw it. Its a sacred trust. to be understanding and accepting of the strangest desires.

FUCKIGN

this whole thing with my partner's dog has been SO fucking annoying and I'm trying not to let it sour my whole mood about this vacation but I am failing 😂

day job beat the ever living shitting fuck out of me today lmfao

Putting loud ass commercials dead in the middle of videos marked “asmr” or “sleep aid” should get you the chair

Taking the dogs on a sniffy walk, Fio starts pulling toward a woman walking by w/ AirPods in, I assumed she was gonna ignore us and made a kissy noise for Fio the exact moment neighbor makes eye contact with me. I have now become a stranger blowing her a kiss in the dark on an empty street

i'm taking it as an omen of good fortune that he didn't try to murk me today bc tomorrow i will be crawling around on my belly on the nets above his enclosure trimming toxic vines

I was working on our sandhill’s enclosure today and he was so… he was so cute…… not one threat display or stabbing attempt, just curious about what I was doing. A baby

they make me laugh

LOVE emasculating my father. Told him I cleaned and replaced a few parts on my washer during a phone call and could hear his dick invert thru the cell signal

old man trying to shame me for wearing a face mask in the deaf resources center. Sir I will kick your wrinkly old dick off

they make me laugh

taking a couple more! Current wait times are more like 4 months while I adjust to new day job (RIP) but alas, mortgage payments wait for no bitch

serviced my own washer this afternoon. if my garage floods in the next 35 minutes we'll know that that was a mistake

So mad I can’t dance or do make-up or sew and have no stage presence bc the drag name Jorgen DaPenis just lives at the front of my consciousness

checking a muscle diagram to make sure my sketch was anatomically accurate and holy FUCK i could cum (i was correct)

smdh can't sleep just thinking about him

The tippy tappies on the stand………

Heartbreaking, my partner couldn’t find a pet sitter so now their extremely high maintenance beagle is going on our vacation with us

To celebrate my new handle, it's raffle time‼️ There will be two winners! 1st- your choice of a custom ceramic sculpture (6"x6" max) OR a large woodburn (~11"x8" max, have several shapes) 2nd- custom pendant of any animal + woven cord! to enter, simply follow and repost! ends Dec 1st!

Lunch break at the refinery 😋 For @torage777.bsky.social

wip/don't rt having another one of my "FUCK i'm good" drawing days 😎

Finally figuring out how to shave my stupid little microdose of T mustache effectively. Begone, stray nose hairs

taking a couple more! Current wait times are more like 4 months while I adjust to new day job (RIP) but alas, mortgage payments wait for no bitch

It’s Halloween season which means I get to be a sparkly vampire. >: 3 🎨 by @adabear.art

:3 !

btw if you are lucky enough to live with the winning combination of owning a dog that not only has prey drive but knows how to kill, and a neighborhood with lots of stray cats, get a biothane (sometimes called vegan leather) leash. Extra grip with less rope burn in emergencies.