made myself a dopamine farming menu and inexplicably became wildly saddened by it. why is looking at a list of things that i like so depressing

Happy dwagon boy 💕 For @ // vausome over on the twit!

People ask me why Fiona’s nickname is Lumpy and in turn I ask you. What else would you call this thing

Love, love, love. And trust- balanced on the edge of a knife 🔪🩸 For @pitayakaiju.bsky.social

wow i fucking HATE joe

Here's the cognitive behavioral therapy you ordered! Or... wait. For @shrimpbizkit.bsky.social! [tw cock and ball torture]

butchfemme gloryhole sketch

I got 11’s between my eyebrows and salt and pepper hair but this dude double scanned my ID to be sure it wasn’t fake. Asked him why and he said “You’re smiling too much in your picture!”

Easy Tired Dog Cheat Sheet: 1) hunting game (fetch, tug, flirt pole, scentwork. Pick what your dog likes) 2) full meal in a stuffed frozen Kong or destructible forage box 3) strong chew like Nylabone or yak cheese

I love this piece bc you can tell all three stages were drawn by someone skilled. Simplification and cartooning takes skill!

Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way The metaverse: VRChat NFTs: adoptable fursonas Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions

took Fio to a playdate and she hid under me the whole time. Not surprising! However. She did not move from laying down between my feet even when 120lbs of collective dog were barreling at my knees like a three-part-missile and now my shins are ourple

Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."

Just because good news is worth celebrating: There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection. HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.

Openly wearing every time I buy groceries or desperately necessary clothing with sums of money that COULD have been a deep tissue massage

Brother Mort liked the peace and solitude of his herb garden but even so a visit from Sister Dot and her latest tranche of dirty jokes rarely went unappreciated

landed on "You" for my work binge for this week and holy christ the second hand embarrassment i'm in hell

Aaw, lucky you!! A chibi for @wynyra.love 🍀🤠🍑

A warm invitation 🌹😉💕 For @boldshakes.bsky.social

Long ass adventure boy 📷☕🎙️ A ref sheet for @caolanthestoat.bsky.social ❤️

Well hey there big fella, wanna sit together on the ferry? 😘🍹🏖️ A fullbody for @//beaglebarkin over on the twit!!

"You thought just cause we hit the showers I was done with you? Get down there and clean me up, pipsqueak." For a patron!

Getting that he/they pussy with my hot and sexy shitty hand knit fingerless gloves

tw nudity, gore, character death Is it fear? Or the cold that makes you shiver? For anonymous.

i have netflix for exactly one month bc i wanted to watch kpop demon hunters on the big tv what should i watch before february 27th

tw nudity, gore, character death Is it fear? Or the cold that makes you shiver? For anonymous.

Congrats to the happy couple 🦊❤️🦌 For a patron!

Dog boy use nosings

friend sent a photo of her new situationship in the group chat and I texted back "I like his face. He's cute like dog, to me." anyway the two of them werein her car when I sent that and the handsfree read it aloud to them

haha a cop just scared the ever loving pissing shit out of me (im fine, just a horrible coincidence)

scoping out babes in the lesbian club. For a patron!

"I'm Kind but not Nice" MFer it's SO hard to be fucking NICE???

Hedgehog and I have hung out a few times since our break-up and it's been nice to have them as a friend, but I think I need to formally ban all hangouts on Days-Syd-Takes-Her-Testosterone bc holy fuck i wanna fuck so bad

Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles. "The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.

Yo have any of us ever drawn the tootsie pop Mr. Owl taking brutal back shots

“Pay attention to meeeeee~”

soft metal

[mild hyper] "H-how big is this thing supposed to make me grow?" A fullbody for @lewdtoof.bsky.social and @milos-paws.dook.zone ⚽⚽

Cat sitting for the first time in my life and im so fucking stupid anyway sorry to my friend for the amount of cat food I accidentally gave your dog just now

Finally finished the months-long sanding project at work only for my boss to mention today that I can leave my sanding tools nearby, bc we’ll have to come back to finish once contractors remove the deck. I kms

Insane how every single as on YouTube these days is for fake dropshipped items and ai slop

Sorry to not be around as much during the week y’all, day job has my back on a gradual slide toward Gordian knot status and I need to lay on my hardwood floor for five hours after a shift. Will get to DMs tomorrow 💀

quick lil doodle i drew while talking to @ivyvine009.bsky.social about how to translate expressions referenced from human faces onto animal forms :) <3 So fun

quick lil doodle i drew while talking to @ivyvine009.bsky.social about how to translate expressions referenced from human faces onto animal forms :) <3 So fun

im sooooo close to paying my last january bill. furries, art thou out there

god i miss my therapist so bad rn i am in the thick of the worst "I truly can't tell if this is a moment where I need to be vulnerable and make an effort or if it's time to McFucking Bail" I've had in mooonthssss. Brandi help

Leather, beer, metal, sex, and Brimstone 💪😈🍺 For @tief-in-plaid.bsky.social

playing this on repeat and crying goodbye

Winter commissions are open! Info in graphic and alt text, comment or DM to if you're interested. Please note that I have raised my prices and that wait times will be around 4 months!

Lord don't they just have the hottest laugh?? For @tief-in-plaid.bsky.social