R.I.P. JUNIPER BLESSING.

if cishet men are confused by lesbians enjoying dildos wait until they find out how many of us have breeding kinks

God the idea of "Getting the House in Shape" is a fucking poison for aDHD brain. I'm having so much fun and also my to-do list grows hours and hundreds of dollars deeper

*staring out at the huge branch that fell off my neighbor’s walnut a full year ago* what if I take up woodworking so I don’t have to spend $40 on a replacement part for my kitchen

i got free hanging cabinets that fit the open space in my kitchen exactly yaaaaayyy. Now I get to learn how to restore mid-century veneer over particleboard

so there's this faced, rolled insulation installed in the ceiling of about 1/3rd of the attic... my attic is not a finished space. Is there any reason I can't cut that insulation down and use it on the floor of the attic to further enclose the actual living space......

Here’s a thread of rare and/or under appreciated dog breeds I think would make great fursonas

Here's some real advice for artists: I haven't had back pain, and had so much less shoulder pain since I started lifting weights. Start small!! As a(n afab) person who is over 35, I have less body pain than I did in my late 20s by a large margin.

Since “Butch lesbian slippy toad” has been mentioned by other humans besides myself… plz perceive these. Thanx

have you ever rejected a potential romantic partner over money? what happened? tell me 'bout it?

this sucks to report guys but I can confirm: I've been making a lot more effort to drink water today than I have the last few weeks and I feel noticeably better in pretty much every way one could

I just found out the Seattle Mariners have a pitcher that’s just straight up plural and he’s ludicrously good apparently this is all I’m gonna be able to think about

added more stuff to my throne bc it's fun to daydream and i've been reading about air filters yippeeeeee

Met up with a buddy at a high traffic park today (SO many children) to do grievous psychic harm to our babies

haven’t slept for two days bc of restless legs pls someone come punch my in the calves as hard as you can

started thinking too hard about the evolution of hearing and voices and freaked myself out help

ever seen a raccoon dunk?! 🦝🏀 For anon ❤️

Saw an ooooold old lady hiking (hiking!) alone w her senior husky and her senior cattle dog. Incredible. Incredible.

ever seen a raccoon dunk?! 🦝🏀 For anon ❤️

collecting refs for a comm and holy christ so CUTE (source: www.mpalalive.org/field_guide/...)

WHY IS THIS BUTTON HERE. WHY WOULD A KEYBOARD NEED THIS BUTTON

Wasted gas and missed two hours of work driving to a low cost vaccine clinic and then it had been postponed 💀Now I gotta take another morning off work and drive out to the boonies aGAIN.

[latex, pet play, oviposition] Sometimes getting dressed is even more intimate than taking your clothes off 😘🐔💕 For @shanghaiohmy.bsky.social and @foxy.gay

I launched an indie webcomic hosting platform several months ago that offered a free and a $4/mo paid plan. This was purely to cover the cost of the infrastructure. But in seeing it grow, I'm no longer worried about the cost. So yeah Webcomic Studio is now free. webcomic.studio

Lmao so I signed up to win a free assisted stretching session at a local studio bc there was a beautiful butch in the ad, won it, and then THE BUTCH WAS MY STRETCH THERAPIST

Upstanding citizen!

Hahah why bother with data centers if you can just install the equivalent of a bitcoin miner on everyone's fucking computer Anyway, use Vivaldi. It's an old fork of chrome from before it was enshittified, it can use chrome add-ons, but has none of this shit

LET'S GO REN-ZO 👏👏-👏👏LET'S GO REN-ZO 👏👏-👏👏

the way my depression attacks me lately has changed?? It's usually this painful thought loop spiraling downward, but the past few weeks I'll be like. Totally fine, even good most of the day, with random 20 minute to couple-of-hour periods of horrible malaise

Renzo, a big guy who goes HARD but is actually... pretty soft 🏐💪☀️ A ref sheet for anon

this conversation began w/ my buddy agonizing over never walking his dogs (extreme pulling issues + separation anxiety if the dogs are walked one at a time) and me explaining w/ delight that i own two heelers and a lab and nearly never "walk" them

A very busy, very big fella 🐻 For @stacktwograhams.bsky.social

was having this conversation w/ a normie recently and it's hard to condense into a sentence but here we go: teaching your high energy/working breed dog an off switch and self soothing skills is more important than exercise

This right here. I know art is a “luxury” and when people can’t afford even the basics, it’s understandable that they aren’t spending money on art stuff. So if you still support artists in these though times, know how much we all appreciate it. (And don’t feel bad if you can’t.)

heartbreaking, fiona's bordatella expires a week before the date that i'm officially off the hook for paying for them and the airline won't accept one i administer myself

guess

Sorry yall I was mistaken. Theyre chihuahua x yorkie x malionois x DUTCHIE

Saw a malinois rescue org on Facebook announce that they’re trying to find placement for like nine CHIHUAHUA x MAL MIXES. How’d he even get up there

Had to take out a paycheck advance, 10% of which the time clock app my day job uses will keep, to buy gas so I can go to day job. Cool country

was feeling like absolute dogshit on the way home and decided to stop at the park to play w/ fiona and it was like injecting myself with concentrated sunshine and popcorns

You could call this begging OR you could call this a flawless Under with intense handler focus

Found some guys at work today (I dont pick up amphibians if I can help it, but da second guy was in a dangerous location. Hands were washed and still damp for handling)

Was chatting w/ a friend about sex and I kind of forgot the average person is scared of fisting. I’m scaring the hoes

tw nudity, gore, character death Is it fear? Or the cold that makes you shiver? For anonymous.

wendy. you aged?

Peeling out of her boiler suit after a long damn day 💦💦💦 For @polarbeararc.bsky.social

Peeling out of her boiler suit after a long damn day 💦💦💦 For @polarbeararc.bsky.social

I have to crawl the farthest I ever have into the crawl space today (suspect issues w the air ducts leading to roommate’s room) but I’m scared is it too monumentally stupid to bring Silas in with me

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