every website I use regularly is down except here

going to 2 open houses on my block today with no intentions of buying I’m just nosy and want to see the inside of the buildings

twitter being down for several hours

catsitting and i accidentally arrived too early so me and cat are just looking at each other like this until feeding time

the way everyone including me is still on twitler

the budget for february is $50

had my first ever costco DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE and lowkey it was only giving 1 boom……

haven’t been to gym in 4 weeks

Business lady Doesn’t need to twerk to get attention 🤠

well i’m back

need the iphone se4 to come out immediately my se2 battery lasts like 2 hours

this being the only updates this app has gotten in 2 months……. girl

me checking that my outdoor furniture covers haven’t blown away with these 30+ mph wind gusts

had a meeting at the google office today and literally ransacked their snack bar on the way out

BOOM BITCHES

55° and full sun mid-december in chicago

replacing my kitchen faucet all by myself today IM MASC

just had a 2 hour long mock debate with myself in my head

me saying thank you to the bus driver

0. Addison Rae PERIODDDDDDD

toddlers:

100 likes is a platinum skeet i said what i said

HDR content on instagram

thanksgiving leftovers just slid outta me like butter #bombsaway

when it’s the day after thanksgiving and your son still thankful

loossemble disbanding on thanksgiving

have already had to tell 2 separate family members the post they were showing me was ai

me clicking “continue without supporting” on websites begging me to turn off adblocker

1K HYEJUNATORS

finally finishing up last years thanksgiving leftovers 😋 gotta make room in the fridge for tomorrow 😂😂😂

bluesky from 10 am-4 pm

what on earth😭😭😭 apple i’m going to need you to be serious for 5 seconds

what i do

iPhones when they hit 80%

it took them like 12 months to add videos

canada

outlook and microsoft teams down YES GOD

OH THEY KNEWWWWW to not have Caitlyn in the drivers seat

they should invent an everything bagel where 75% of the seasonings don’t fall off when you cut it in half

they’re putting me in the pretty little liars dollhouse tomorrow

they need notification filtering here asap

idgaf if china is hacking our phones xi jinping can laugh at these tweets too tf

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Me tonight #Wicked

me telling people i grew up playing roller coaster tycoon and simcity instead of cod and halo