Oh y’all really are still here

I’m officially retiring from monopoly go

Girl at subway lit asf 🤣

Sofia vergara

Sweet tarts taste so terrible but in a good way

Forgot to pack hairbrush on this trip

The way I kind of just want to rid myself of social media

it isn’t Christmas without grandma playing Facebook reels on full volume in the living room

I saw Santa in his birthday suit

Benadryl is kicking in GOODNIGHT

Santa was seen

Santa came early this year 😍

Kim Petras on the next episode of the sex lives of college girls absolute jumpscare

Luigi is 26 not 46

to avoid hearing gracie abrams

HELL YES BITCH

My grandma just gagged jlo unprovoked at family Christmas

Ive always wondered what Natalie Portman would look like next to a McRib soo… lets just say i did something😂

His ass was not watching anora

I can’t stop playing monopoly go…

What if I start going to church

This timeless hit open.spotify.com/track/3OzCF9...

Disney college program is so funny they really scam Disney adults into working shitty jobs for even cheaper than standard employees and there’s no educational benefits 😭😭😭

Money didn’t buy them class

They charged me 250

Blowing up the toilet at this antique mall rn… lord

Rolling up to get my oil changed while listening to countess luann

I need to start watching severance

Yall ever have an itch so deep in your ear that it feels like it’s also in the side of your throat too like

recieving keys to new apartment tomorrow

Thoughts on Tanisha that’s my bitch

gn

She was really in the studio playing with her pussy like open.spotify.com/track/36phXH...

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

Me af as fuck

ewww no

Let us be sad let us be ungrateful

I wish we could take out our teeth and clean them individually

All the worst housewives songs stuck in my head right now…