I’m back on Twitter if you want to follow me: @licegirl365

The way I stubbed my toe so bad that there’s a giant cut. Oh the power you have

I ate 12 donuts last night.

Th jacket I just thrifted…

I bought this for my cookbooks/ plants

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I threw up, I gotta tell my friend

This jacket I thrifted is CUNT

I’m pussy, I’m- I’m pussy, I’m-

Boom

Fucking attidude, she’s gotta GO!

Thinking abt the time I didn’t know what a shake n go was called

Wanted lunch but it’s (white ppl) taco Tuesday at the cafeteria…

Idk how to be funny on here anymore

I just love her

How it feels to live in a country without daylight savings:

Morning meeting at work

Things could have been so different…

These are celebs on CP legacy I guess?

4th shit today

Why do muscle gays always have the worst costumes, like damn I get that you’re hot but stop buying a tube of fake blood and calling it couture

I feel bad for Mariah

yk actually, maybe a porn ban would be good for me…

I think everyone officially left this app lol

That one SpongeBob episode when everyone was allergic to mayonnaise:

Halloween in Ni-Chōme

Current faves

At the bear bar rn

Existential dread after leaving the darkroom

Knees to my chest!!!

Hiragana supremacy

The ointment my doctor prescribed me was made in Israel!!!!

I really wasn’t expecting this on Tokyo cheapo

This is a gay test 🤨

HELP, I need to do this for my costume (I’m not something biblical) but idk how to secure a piece of cardboard to the back of my head, any ideas are appreciated 🥺

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BOOTS!

I’m turning 25 in a few months, twink death without the gym

Having a relaxing night in.

Gonna ghost my personal trainer

Shall I go to Lawsons or 7-11 for dinner?

I wish gay clubs just had a pot of pozole

If you own fake leather pants you’re gross

Coworker is giving fascism

Shadow banned