The Virgin Bear from Obsession Vs. The Chad Bear From The Railway Series

🧵OTD 3 July in 1938, the A4-class locomotive Mallard thundered down Stoke Bank at 126 mph, setting a new world speed record for steam locomotives, a record that remains unbroken to this day. Built in March 1938 at Doncaster Works, Mallard was the brainchild of Sir Nigel Gresley,

The real reason your train was delayed. Original post

Freedom 250 state fair looked like a Backrooms level

If Recreational Abortion were a band, they’d have generation defining album and would get a high rating in Pitchfork

Jelly Roll is Taylor Swift for Divorced Dads

When will Warner Bros. Greenlight “Scooby Doo Meets The Tartan Army”?

The Tartan Army should travel around, regardless of if Scotland is playing or winning a game. They could be the soccer equivalent of the Harlem Globetrotters or the Savannah Bananas!

I’ll still root for Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Glad I got to see the Roots at Pitchfork in 2019 so I don’t have to get a ticket to see them on the tonight show with that fuck ass jimmy Fallon!

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Alan Turing, born on this day in 1912. Helped save this country only to be persecuted by it.

Hello from Poppy!!!! 👋

I give the French a lot of shit, but well done to all the French women putting clavicular in his place! Vive Le France!🇫🇷

Glad I’m not in Paris right now. I’d rather burn than cool off in the open air toilet that is the river Seine!

They’re better be some cones going up on the Walt Disney statue at Disney World!

Way to kill the vibe Miami. Y’all owe the Tartan Army an apology! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

The Dame Agatha Christie and the Alan Turing GWR trains at Paddington this morning.

As an American I want Australia to beat The USA solely on their chants! Go Socceroos! 🇦🇺 🦘

I would like to pause for a moment of silence for all of the brave toilets who are enduring the bowels of wasted World Cup fans.

American soccer chants make Camp Rock look like Black Sabbath

Seeing the Tartan Army at Fenway Park is one of the only times in my life where I would’ve actually wanted to be at a baseball game

So the internet is flooded with ai slop accounts, but I have to prove that I’m not a robot?! SMH 🤦‍♂️

Burning a cross to protest trump is like shooting heroin to quit smoking. Open the schools!

People who think shane gillis isn’t maga are the same people who thought Liberace was straight

Thing have not been going well for Mr. Tayto Since He Was Let Go From Tayto for Transphobic Remarks

I knew how to tie a tie better at my first communion than Joe Rogan did at that UFC fight

I love big, fat asses

The right wing has had almost 20 years to come up with ways to insult Michelle Obama, and they still can’t come up with anything other than “She’s a Man”. Pathetic!

Scottish football fans coming to Boston for the World Cup has the same vibe as the Beatles touring America in 1964 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇸

Happy Birthday legendary Howlin' Wolf🐺'71. #bluesmusic #blues

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL UNSEEN IMAGE FROM ARTEMIS II!!!

Disappointing to see even Paul Simon is now promoting this awful technology.

There’s probably other reasons he’s depressed, but I feel like if Eeyore had the nail removed from his ass, he might start to feel a little better

Marked safe from knowing who chud the builder is

Lately I've had both Fleischer Superman, and the New York Central's streamlined Hudsons in mind, so this was inevitable. It'll be a long time before I have a model train layout again, so for now I'll settle for animating my railroad ambitions.

Nobody ever asks the DJ what they want.

Is the porn parody of “Backrooms” going to be called “Back Shot Rooms”?

Graham Platner Accused By Multiple Women (Patriarchy At Play) youtu.be/bVL24zfFBuc

The more I hear about graham platner, the more I hate him!

Oh hey Pride Month, we're back again! 🌈 It does feel a bit harder going into Pride Month this year. Things have continued to go backwards rather than forwards in regards to LGBTQIA+ rights, but especially the "T". There's so much more that needs to be done 1/3

Stephen miller likes to get pegged. Nothing wrong that, of course, I’m just saying that he seems like he likes it.

The Forbidden Lamp CarmesJocelin

British food looks like it belongs in a toilet bowl

Me, when I overhear someone talking about one of my special interests