Heaven have mercy on us all—Presbyterians and Pagans alike—for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending

Just in case, you can follow me on Mast0don: famichiki.jp/@worksofgenius

Just in case, you can follow me on Mast0don: famichiki.jp/@worksofgenius

I don’t want to know what your skincare product does for someone in their 20s. I want to know what it does for someone who looks like ashy E.T.

sometimes you look through old sketchbooks and find out you were cooking

Watching a man floss at the table at a fancy restaurant. We live in a society.

🚨 Don’t be fooled at the conbini if you’re in a rush: The orange tea is orange tea AND kinmokusei flavored. It has a definite aftertaste.

Anyone who is not listening to this show RIGHT NOW at www.ynotradio.com is making a huge mistake! 🎃👻

月見

There are more important things happening in the world, but I’m watching a JP chef on the biggest news channel make the chalkiest pancakes imaginable as the other hosts make mouth noises of delight and awe.

Happy October! Was America's first serial killer hanged at your local supermarket? He was at mine. Has anyone here experienced something paranormal at the Acme in Passyunk and surrounding area??

Can someone please tell me when U-Next adds “Hacks”?

Babygirl is “what if we made a medium-good Nicole Kidman has a midlife crisis movie assembled from the good parts of Eyes Wide Shut and a bunch of sexy thriller Verhoeven/Lyne/etc stuff from the 90s” and it works

The Iliad is about the male loneliness epidemic.

Made the holy pilgrimage to the Hobonichi store today. Got my second-choice techō, but was unexpectedly blessed with the robot paperweight.

Jetlag is so stupid. ”Oh! I’m sooo tired because I moved too quickly across time zones!” Grow up.

Spreading crucial awareness about GENIUS NIGHT. 🧠 ➡️ 💡 (They’re holding it on a date that I can’t attend because it would make me too powerful. But it’s ok if you attend and become a genius.)

🚨 Philly:

Posting Chicago hot dog out of respect for the Chicagoans in my timeline while I am in their great city.

this is a private moment for them

The Unreal and the Real: The Selected Short Stories of Ursula K. Le Guin What a great and great big collection of stories this is. And you can get it DRM-free too, which is nice. www.ursulakleguin.com/unreal-real

If any yoga or fitness teachers in Tokyo are interested, I'm hosting a free meetup at my studio in Minami-Asagaya next week: 9/25 15:00-16:30! New teachers or teachers in training are very welcome! Let's build a community and support each other! Feel free to share or dm me w/ questions!

I saw a movie in a theater and the best part of the experience was watching the trailer where John Slattery (in sunglasses) says: “Welcome to Nuremberg!”

Country run by Leland Palmers

Shareholder? I hardly know her!

When I talk about vibe coding, I mean writing code while listening exclusively to the 1966 hit single “Good Vibrations,“ by American rock band the Beach Boys, produced and composed by Brian Wilson, with lyrics by Mike Love.

Every morning I wake up, look at the news of what happened while I was sleeping, and make this expression.

I am fucking dying and no one else is even sweating.

VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2

[Nelly Furtado voice] I’m like a bat / I wanna eat some fruuuuit

"Fuck, Hill House is haunted. Damn it. Fuck!" - Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House

this is money cat, repost to get money

Updated https://visamachi.com with the latest available data. (thanks @pippa) Sadly enough the latest available data still only goes to June! :deadinside:

@brian.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy Hey there! Hope you’re doing well!

Looked at my calendar, and tomorrow looks like another day of Saṃsāra. 😩

BOB is a messy bitch who eats drama

Not to brag, but I got to see a triple feature of Se7en, Silence of the Lambs, and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me on the big screen. That’s cinema!!!

“What kind of dress are you going to wear?!” Fuck me. Is this an option?

I’m bringing back this look.

new story up now. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SAAB X. includes a full-length dramatic reading of the story. infinitegossip.ghost.io/let-me-tell-...

I did a good bakasana today and had a nice Pilsner. Namaste.

the ideal way to play Flaming Lips' Zaireeka has finally been invented

I have a podcast called Wayward Wizards and I think it’s good. It’s a Lord of the Rings slow read chatcast. We read a chapter per week and record about it. I hope you will listen to it and invite your friends to listen to it and also tell Stephen Colbert to listen to it. www.waywardwizards.com

Bars should have Pogs to play with your friends instead of a stack of weird, overly complex board games. I don’t want to think about a bunch of rules on my personal time. I don’t want to ask the Game Master about resource allocation points or w/e. Don’t trick me into doing economics. I’m tired.

It’s been a while. I should probably organize a Tokyo meetup again. 🤔 💭 🍺

Chill… Drink… Relax

knocked the wind out of me: "Watching the reactions to Dobson’s passing by others who grew up in this world, I keep thinking this: He devoted his life to trying to break us, but he created an 'us.'" - @jasonkirk.fyi