SPY is such a funny movie. Every time. I must’ve seen it a dozen times. I laugh so much.

Jane Lynch is in The Fugitive? Wild.

Post-run titties. Four miles at almost 8:00/mile overall (first mile was 7:30) in 90°, full afternoon sun means sweat, but 17% humidity means it evaporates as soon as it forms and that desert air sucks the breath from you. Luke-cool bath post shower because I am on fire. #gayfitness I guess?

Banning the words “freedom” and “innovation” would improve the clarity of our ruling class’ statements. “Going to war is never free.” - there, fixed it

I hope whoever orchestrated the massive display of fireworks at the nearby golf club in Phoenix gets their fingers blown off or burns the club down. Fireworks in a valley city with 2 million people including many veterans and dog owners is bad enough on an actual holiday when people plan for it.

The next budget should have an automatic 50% cut to all military spending. Imagine if they had to pick and choose their battles.

Life imitates art. 29 years ago, Wag the Dog told the story of a US president mired in sex scandal that threatened to undermine his presidency so he decided he needed to concoct a make-believe war to boost his support.

This dipshit does not understand leadership, let alone opposition party. @gallego.senate.gov @captmarkkelly.bsky.social get him gone.

Ani DiFranco’s “Not a Pretty Girl” delivers every time. A song from that album pops up on shuffle and I’m instantly in a new world. Also a fan of “Out of Habit.” And “Dilate.” And “Puddle Dive.” And”Little Plastic Castles.” And “Living in Clip.” And “Reckoning/Reveling.” And and and.

Feel good about my Open 26.1 performance. I’m not a competitor anymore, so I don’t go so hard it feels like my soul leaves my body by the end these days. But I got 237. (9/40 📉) My HR spiked at 186, which is high at my age, but I never felt gassed. It was just a matter of quivering quads.

Reading the comments on this is so funny because who even is this Rachael person? News culture feels so fragmented under the age of 50 that it feels like what was once mainstream is just another rando shouting in the void.

This season of #TraitorsUS has been … a lot to watch. Like vacillating between love-watching and hate-watching. They should win an Emmy for editing. It’s wild that I excitedly watch a bunch of people I don’t care about play Mafia, a game I played offstage of every rehearsal of anything since 1998.

NEW, from me: I talked to people who shut down Patriot Front's rally in D.C. last month. Counter-demonstrators made it impossible for PF to produce propaganda and recruit at the March for Life rally. The clown music set the tone. www.splcenter.org/resources/ha...

This is such a good take. Mine would be “good but not great” and this explains why. Worth watching for sure.

I have spoken to two people now who have told me that only part of their FBI interviews are in the released files, and the parts of their interviews that are missing include mentions of Trump. 1/

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.” They pulled a Target.

I heard a woman with a German accent and immediately thought, I need to rewatch *Lola rennt.* Stat. #filmsky I guess?

This guy gets it.

I’m so excited to travel during another Mercury Retrograde while the TSA is not getting paid. Very smart timing. And it’s all because Republicans and enough center-right Dems love secret police.

Did it again. (Saturn Days are my preferred day of hard effort commitments.) Did the first mile slower (6.5ish mph) but miles 2–4 were 7.2, 7.5, and 7.2 respectively. Tired but not dead

Saw the play version of #clue tonight at the ASU Gammage, which I kept pronouncing as Gommage because of Expedition 33. Very fun and funny. So much from the movie obviously but great to see how it gets theater-ized and plenty of new jokes too. The physical comedy was gold.

Thick thighs save lives Mixing it up from the usual shirtless torso I woke up like this

Yet another sad reminder that there is a two-tiered justice system in America: One for the rich. Another for everyone else. If elites can be held accountable in other parts of the world, why can't they be held accountable in America?

There is no drawdown. There is no retreat. ICE is just redistributing their assets to better avoid accountability.

Did a 4-mile jog on the treadmill. Intentionally kept it not as fast as I normally would go, and it was not that bad. Needed a machine to moderate my pace *for* me because I can’t seem to do it myself. But not bad! I still only want to run twice a week because it’s never exactly easy on my body.

This is very niche, and I love it since I’m playing a game in the franchise. I spotted the N7 right away, and as I waited for the light to turn green, I noticed the license plate cover.

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

Corey Lewandowski "fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after [Kristi] Noem's blanket was left behind on a plane" — a decision that was reversed when they realized they needed someone to take them home. People said Noem and Lewandowski "do little to hide their relationship inside the department."

I’m not seeing enough people calling out “AG” Bondi’s weird teen girl behavior (in the hearing about DOJ handling of the Epstein Files hearing) as being a way to appeal to a set of gross men who are into teen girls. This is low hanging fruit for a person with a burn book.

under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime

Belated Mars Day postworkout thirst. The abs and chest were dabbing and cheating. Or abbing and chesting even, Autocorrect. You can’t tell in the lighting, but there’s a bruise forming on that clavicle from 90 quick hang power cleans averaging 115 lbs.

There is literally no better example of textbook fascistic thinking than "Who cares about human rights when the rich are doing so very well"

In the latest episode of 'what happened to that CCTV footage from within an ICE detention center', the government now says it lost hard drives it was supposed to put the footage on www.404media.co/government-l...

@mayorgallego.bsky.social, whom I happily voted for, ran out of the city council room when pressed to hear the public’s views on the proposed ICE “safeguards” for #Phoenix We have an opportunity to follow in the steps of our large city peers. But no? Why not?

Weather #Witchery is Ancestral. Look into the old stories, the books, the folklore, #Witches have always been tied to the weather. We whisper to the wind, dance with the rain, and call the sun. The weather is not separate from us, it moves through us. And yet y'all be scared to tug. #WitchLife

The whole #manosphere #alphamale MLM scheme is so funny to me. Do they not know what follows alpha?

Made* this recipe, but I had to add in much more tofu to counter balance adding in the full amount of stock. (I didn’t want a little bit of stock in a carton to just waste away in the fridge.) *But I baked everything at 450° instead of roasting it at 450° bc I somehow always fuck up cooking.

When Voting day arrives..it would benefit the Democratic Voters to hang around outside the Polling Places in massive numbers..this was suggested by one of my State Democratic Reps who is awesome...organize it.. this is how can make it safe for your fellow Citizens to Vote in Person...

I was going to stream Drop Dead Gorgeous on a whim, but of course it’s not on Netflix anymore. Thankfully, DVDs exist, and I still have a couple hundred in old sleeves, along with a PS5 that plays DVDs.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

I’m going to forget this by #Halloween since it is 10 years away at this point, so I’m posting now: If a white person wants to wear another culture’s “costume” as an honor, ask them why putting clothing on their white body counts as an honor. Make them answer that question. Latent supremacism.

At what point do I finally play FFX Remastered? I feel like it’s going to make me cry before long. Or be disappointed.

What a useful resource for organizing.

Name them shame them

The bill will prohibit public bodies from entering into agreements used to detain individuals for federal civil immigration violations. The bill will also require the termination of any such existing agreements.

Sen. Mark Kelly: "Right now they need to get out of Minneapolis & really reevaluate what this agency agency should be. Kristi Noem needs to be fired, by the way. That's a good starting point here. And the senior leadership there, the ones who have implemented these policies, these people need to go"

I’m sharing Aliya’s entire opening statement. We owe it to her, and those who no longer have a voice, to watch. youtu.be/zrcW8SZtYpI?...

Just stumbled into some IG stories that reminded me I am VERY good at binding. Watch out, pro-ICE sibs in the craft. #witchsky, let’s cut off some of these bottom feeder’s battery packs. 🔥

exactly. this is not difficult. as.ft.com/r/58ed1b23-d...