All wlw material must now carry an NFPA hazard diamond.

I think all this talk of toxic yuri neglects other equally important categories such as flammable yuri, biohazardous yuri, and radioactive yuri.

No terfs on Gruul turf, etcetera, etcetera

While yesterday was an absolute mix of things, I did get to say “look at what the American automobile has taken from us” about the Takerazuka Revue, so. Not all bad.

A friendly reminder your local librarian can help you with whatever information you’re trying to find and uses way less water than an AI chatbot. In fact, remind your librarian to use more water. They’re probably dehydrated.

youtube.com/shorts/Kpywe... this requires a @amytheamazonian.bsky.social

Dear @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social : Masamune without qualifiers is not a single blade. There absolutely is a Musashi Masamune, you are correct in that fact, but Masamune was a swordsmith and there are in fact many Masamune swords out there! I just thought you'd like further knowledge.

This labubu with a human face was sitting at my bus stop yesterday. I have questions.

If i had a nickel for every anime that made Princess Kaguya a villain, i'd have a LOT of nickels.

Every time I read a Polygon article about Magic: the Gathering, I am forcibly reminded that Valnet absolutely destroyed almost everything that was good about Polygon.

Dear @wotcmatt.bsky.social , Is this card missing words? Or is 'Double the number of counters' a new approved shorthand? This feels like new wording!

I know @shivambhatt.bsky.social hasn't done a 'who do i need as a guest' thing in a bit, but given my recent fresh avid listenership of @llepodcast.bsky.social , I would be amiss to not go 'Dear Shivam, @tomlumperson.bsky.social would be a fantastic guest' post.

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I sort of accidentally got involved in the organizational efforts of a local beloved event, and have been struggling a bit with feeling like I'm contributing or a useful team member there. Except yesterday, when it was all spreadsheets and math, and then I felt like Rain Man levels of savant.

The two questions texted to me by my mother last night: "Did you watch the new Muppet Show?" followed by "Did you know who Sabrina Carpenter is?"

The Good, the Bad, and the Weird Sukiyaki Western Django The Quick and the Dead Ravenous El Mariachi

Got to do Lake Effect again! Always a wonderful time. www.wuwm.com/audubon-bird...

Y'all. Y'all there's an entire television episode of Wonder Man dedicated to one of Milwaukee's own Great Lakes Avengers. ...okay there's absolutely no Milwaukee or GLA mention, but. But he gets his own little 30 minute story. Joyous.

There is a patron wandering the library with a plastic fork stuck in his hair.

Reading up on Audubon for a radio interview and this sentence has some spectacular (read: terrible) vocabulary usage to avoid outright writing 'slave'. "The Audubons then acquired several more enslaved people "

Welp. Today is the first day someone whipped out their phone to ask an AI app on their phone instead of waiting for me to more accurately help their situation while at the library information desk.

Heckin' good work by @jasonrainville.bsky.social here. Hope he's got a card or two more in the set, because this and the Donatello were so darn good.

Sashimi is just popcorn salmon

A serious Magic podcast needs serious equipment. #MTGLorwyn

A few drafting tips from two guys who definitely know what drafting is. #MTGLorwyn

It is wild just in general that there's a decade old musical franchise in Japan based on a gacha game of historic Japanese blades personified as hunk husbandos (mostly). It is even more wild that the vast majority of these are about the horror of war and PTSD. Followed by an idol concert.

so help me i'm like 'wake up babe, new pride flag dropped'

It's finally in my hands, so I can show off the silly thing I commissioned from @cloveralters.spikefeeders.com ! I got my favorite #toukenranbu boy Iwatooshi on a Gilgamesh, for extremely nerdy reasons (Gilgamesh is based on Benkei, Iwatooshi is the weapon of Benkei) Maddy did such a great job!

I once sat at a table near then-WWE wrestler Raven at a Village Inn in Ames, Iowa. I got to watch him walk into the kitchen to complain he didn't have a clean fork.

Tokyo Godfathers, Muppet Family Christmas, finishing Expedition 33… well, not a bad way to spend a Christmas alone, honestly.

I'm gearing up for a Christmas alone, and on top of that the wildness that is nearly a full week without my roommates. Gonna be a time.

If I had a nickel for every time @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social ran a bespoke RPG with a name that ends in 'adlands', I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but, etc. etc.

I'm just going to post this for @booksomewench.bsky.social and wait.

When @graham.loadingreadyrun.com showed up in this outfit I immediately was excited for the bit I assumed he was doing and he of course did not disappoint. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9H9... It's @desertbus.org time y'all, go watch and donate.

The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!

Canadian Haanglander

@jacobburgess.bsky.social I would be amiss to not alert you to the Paranoia Miniatures Game coming out: modiphius.us/collections/...

Magic discourse be like

Playlist on shuffle just went from No Children by @themountaingoats.bsky.social into I Am Gonna Claw (Out Your Eyes and Drown You to Death) from Hades II and yes, correct mood.

This is the absolute funniest promo banner image I've ever seen. "Want to look miserable and lonely eating by yourself? Try Magic!"

Day 30 - Spooky/Character in Costume Happy Halloween from Mikkabochan (I know, I know, that was bad). Inspired by some delightful fanart on Twitter - x.com/siokaze58/st... - and my desire to have my own Date Masamune jack-o-lantern. (1/2) #cosplay #costober #刀剣乱舞 #燭台切光忠

"So that’s why, every year on the day before the last day of Autumn, the town commemorates him with a Bloody Fire Social. Pray Lord Scholar He watch over us and kill all the villains.” It's the yearly Halloween shoot! Happy Spooky Season, all. #cosplay #TGCF #HeXuan

If you made a cutesy collectible version of the Han Dynasty era general who betrayed Dong Zhuo, and it had a skinned knee, would that be a Labubu Lu Bu with a booboo?

Coworker: "You don't want to know how much goo is inside my head" Me, after a pause: "Correct, I don't."

I don’t know what it says about my subconscious that I dreamed I had a break down and was comforted by a group hug from my mother… and the wrestlers Mankind and Abyss.

Pulled comics from the Rare Books collection for next week's MIAD class visits to the library, including the most important Milwaukee comic book of all time. Also consider this post my attempted called shot @magic.wizards.com that if GLA appear in next year's Marvel set that I should preview it.

cooking price wise was a life changing discovery. just listen to the noise he makes pulling out this fuckin' soufflé.

Okay I know that's supposed to be Lord Windgrace but this just looks like the cover of someone's horny Blacksad Post-Apocalypse fanfic novel.