I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

just make it exist first you can make it crab later

Evolution, probably:

This is high art

We had @linusmediagroup.com over for a LAN party! www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Y0...

Boba is a morning drink, fight me.

I've been trying a lot of AI code assistants lately... Claude Code: Holy fucking shit 🤯😱 Cursor, GPT 4.5: I would have found this impressive if I had not tried Claude Code first. Gemini code assist: This... is what I expected an LLM to be, before I tried the others.

There's a really good science fiction story that starts here...

whoa

This one?

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

Well well well. A Secure [AI] App Store, you say. Users control their data all in one place, you say. Users control what each app can see, you say. Make app development easy, you say. Where have I heard this before. www.ycombinator.com/rfs

COMPUTER SCIENTISTS: "k" means one thousand and twenty-four STORAGE MANUFACTURERS: "k" means one thousand DISPLAY MANUFACTURERS [thinking hard]: "K" means nine hundred and sixty

RIP.

Infinite Microcosmos www.youtube.com/watch?v=sil6...

Playing “Indiana Jones and the Great Dissertation.” It’s the prequel game where he earns his PhD. The typewriter physics are 100% realistic. I’ve spent hours citing my sources

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Must have been the wind. youtube.com/shorts/MQipW...

The Cloudflare Hyperdrive team just casually shipping a ~90% performance improvement via a changelog update:

"Hah! If I use a fake ID and a 3D-printed gun they'll never be able to find me!" *continues to carry said fake ID and 3D-printed gun days after the crime* ... really?

"He played a game about destroying corporations through grass-roots terrorism and subterfuge. The game, Stardew Valley, is...."

I think Luigi was taking the fall for someone else. Coincidentally has anyone else noticed that Mario is Missing?

Chess players gonna end up on a potential regicide watch list.

Sometimes I think, "Compared to geological time, living things exist for only little blinks," but other times I think, "actually, life is one continuous chemical chain that first formed billions of years ago and every mountain range that existed back then has long since crumbled away to dust."

The best way to introduce your kids to Open Source is with these amazing #CloudNative @cncf.io swag items from #reinvent 👌 Although I may need another for my desk!

Dave Coulier has lymphoma, a cancer of the lymphatic system. In order to diagnose lymphoma, doctors need to do an excisional biopsy of a lymph node, which means they did indeed Cut. It. Out.

It's amazing how many news sites will just straight up steal my photos, slap some ads around it and repost it without even asking. Props to @pcgamer.com for being the only ones who actually asked permission! Boo to the ones that didn't even link back to lanparty.house.

This is my house. It's optimized for LAN parties. What do you think? lanparty.house