Seeing so many people raving about Assassin’s Apprentice reminded me of it. I read it when first came out. I’m reading it again. Now I know why I don’t remember what happened. Nothing. That’s what happened.

Girls & women will always have abortions. They can either have safe medical or surgical ones, or if One Nation gets any power, thousands will die, or be permanently damaged. Girls who give birth face enormous physical & mental health dangers compared to safe abortion.

This "monoculture" shit Pauline is forcing into the discourse MSM journos, please ask her how she would enforce cultural apartheid Pies? The anthem on a loop? Police raids of the Shawarma carts at the Dandenong night market? Don't normalise her insane racism, you fkn numpties

Tell me 5 random things you love (not people or pets). 1. Chocolate cake 2. Coffee 3. A book that takes you away into an adventure 4. The Ocean 5. 80s pop music.

Cabinet Members Wade In To Support Reflection Pool

No idea why, but the middle of the top of my foot has been in pain for hours. I shall have stern words with it when I get home.

Anti-Australia. My cartoon in today's @theageaustralia.bsky.social

That anyone is taking Hanson seriously scares the hell out of me.

Congrats.... 'That’s a loss of about $1 trillion in the company’s market value and an unwanted Wall Street record as the first publicly listed company to lose $1 trillion in market capitalisation.' www.news.com.au/finance/mone...

Heading into the office for my monthly visit. Meeting my new boss who started yesterday. Fun times.

By the sweaty armpit of the holy gorilla it’s cold out here this morning.

Gunhild Carling is a Swedish jazz musician and multi-instrumentalist rockin'🎶'Bagpipe Swing' #bluesmusic

And we all know a mining billionaire only thinks of the poor folk in the nation.

1 year apart. The day he took over the house and last weekend demanding u leave my room so he can sleep. #ragdoll

Tell me you don't know what a trade deficit is without telling me you don't know what a trade deficit is...

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

2026 Micro-reviews Paladin’s Grace by T. Kingfisher @tkingfisher.com Paladin to a dead god and perfumer who can’t get licensed solve mystery and fall in love #booksky 🪐📚💙📚👀 #sff #litrpg #&microreviews

I’m m reading Book Lovers by Emily Henry. Not my usual fare, but I’m really enjoying it. It’s easy to read and the characters are interesting.

Bookends I ordered to hold only my 4 novels arrived. I need to write more books so they all stand up neatly. Can’t decide between a self published mm romance or try and get traditionally published with a dark epic fantasy. Decisions, decisions.

So, I won’t say who, but a guy I know who is travelling to Melbourne this morning left home without his laptop and had to get his father to drive it to the station. I guess today can only go up from her. Oh, it was me. I’m the one.

Heading down to Melbourne tomorrow to run a conference on Wednesday & Thursday. I’m already exhausted just thinking about it 🥴

The Belgariad was the first fantasy series I ever read. I read it so often over the years they all fell about. I bought new copies today.

Went to dentist and now half my face is numb, my nose is asleep, and I’m poor. Don’t smoke kids. Beyond all the other reasons it will destroy your teef.

Morning. ☕️

Come on Albo, tell the Count of Mostly Crisco to get fucked. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06...

I’m officially the parent of 11 cacti cuttings. I used to have a beautiful cactus, but the bush turkey murdered it. This is what is left over #gardening #gardensky

Who in their right mind craves cruskits?

Waiting to get a jaw scan for my dentist. What doesn’t he understand about ‘better not to know.’ Stupid smoking destroying my teef. I’m going to end up with dentures like that Trivago guy sooner or later.

I started reading Book Lovers last night. First Emily Henry book I've read. I love her fast-paced writing style and character banter.

When you keep telling yourself you can’t, but the evidence says otherwise.

This line, ' Evil never sleeps... but it does plant turnips.' Just forced me - yes, it forced me - to buy this book.

I'm watching Murder by Death. I think most of the cast are dead now. www.imdb.com/title/tt0074...

I've been struggling to write anything for the last couple of years. The longer it takes, the more panicked I'm getting & the further away from starting I end up. So, I'm stopping, and I'm doing The Artist's Way. A reset so I can refill my brain & take the pressure off.

Been here almost a year. Time flies. Also, he’s spent the last 20 minutes refusing to go to sleep even though he was tired enough to try and bite me.

Why the hell am I sweating like I've run a marathon? I'm just sitting at my desk. I had to put the fan on. I swear to God my body does this three times a day.

Does anyone else remember Neopets? I can't believe the website is still going strong. I used to love playing this when I was supposed to be working back in my call centre days.

If this doesn’t break my reading slump I’m going to go insane.

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My next holiday destination has been chosen. I'm going to Japan.

Revisiting literary classics...updated, of course

Treatment. My @smh @theage cartoon.

Now he can add a country to list of past bankruptcies.

Walking through Woy Woy on my way to the doctors and there are a lot of people driving through on their way to somewhere else. Fitting I guess.

Acid trips in the 80s were the best. Say what you will about Xanadu, but the music is unbeatable. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKSB...

Jennifer Hudson's One Night Only in Dreamgirls is the superior version of the song.