Me looking at Emoji code: I resemble that statement

Is Dave Benson Phillips in the room with us?

call them bleets, sheeple

Pika chew is how I start my mornings actually

Always hated this guy's "comedy", since when New Atheism was cool, m fuck Baron Cohen too

As well as the fact police shouldn’t be executing people they suspect of a crime, “officers did not know Mr Kaba was at the wheel” rendering this point absolutely irrelevant but they know people don’t read past the headline.

try that in a merged cell

Dune question (I was bored after first chapter): why does Gom Jabbar have to be ridiculously convoluted? Wouldn't a gun suffice

Clipboard managers exist, you don't have to flick between two windows copying one field of text at a time, like a human 2400 baud modem

in england, when someone says the earth is flat, they mean that it’s one big apartment. maybe god’s apartment and we’re all just paying rent. idk im not british

I don't think I've ever bought a meal deal

Quoth the raven, caw core!

Food dishcourse

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I've been telling people I put an AirPod on my cat's collar, like an old person who doesn't know one doodad from another.

Thinking about the Top 5 Carbs question: potato, biscuits, chickpeas, lentils, parsnips

the true use case of generative AI is to like your posts, and 😂 and "so true" your jokes. Grok is ahead of its time in its low and sycophantic ambitions

Cambridge joke: Jesus Locks is what happens when Jesus saves on the SharePoint

I am a bouncy waypoint on my cat's zoomies

All creatures great and Basingstoke

Out in the US of A 25 years ago today - APE ESCAPE! 🍌🥅 It was the first PlayStation game to *require* a dual analog/dual shock for its twin-stick, monkey-catching gameplay. Gotta catch 'em all! Have you played Ape Escape or any of its sequels?

PSA: Sainsbury's mint creams have chocolate on them like After Eights. Unacceptable, these are separate treats

I don't really have a strong opinion about systemd

Had a Mitsubishi TV growing up, didn't know they made cars until later

Is there a Where's Wally app?

Parthenommm marbles 🤤

Ngl idk if Aubrey Plaza is a place or a person

we should have animated pfps

Maybe it's the year of the ReactOS Desktop

I sometimes think I forget to breath often enough

Probably read this on here: microdosing is homeopathy for atheists

ChatGPT is a menace, suggesting using glue to keep cheese on a pizza. Everyone knows you should use staples.

A nostalgic item I would like to find is a dark green hardback manual for Excel 97

our lady of perpetual hunger

Blocked ears very frustrating

I didn't know they rebroadcast #totp now

Starting a house cleaning service. I don't clean, but I do tell you I'll be coming over to visit in an hour

A chunk of what you need for an IT job is simply to understand that if a layer 5 function works, not to go looking for layer 3 problems, and also that if layer 3 is out then everything above it would also also be out. It's not rocket science 😬

Thinking about bed at 9.30

KY jelly but it's got 11 herbs and spices #tt

I’ve been a prompt engineer for 20+ years export PS1=“$: “

There is a non-zero chance that my final words will be a post with a pic of the mushroom clouds captioned as “well this fucking sucks”

I don't understand bsky pfp edit photo dialog, why can't I move the circle or zoom out? After I try to do either the zoom bar or circle just slides back to it's original position

My inner voice says pants instead of trousers now

I miss Slashdot

Subskeeting my cat

Despite being kept in all weekend by toilet trouble, still feeling bloated like a balloon ☹️