I was on a job in North Carolina over the summer and lots of the out of town crew kept commenting on how inexpensive the homes in the Outter Banks were and... yeah brother, have you looked up what an insurance policy on those homes costs, if you can even get one?

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Who up contemplating their orb?

The White Stripes have made more money off the first 6 seconds of Seven Nation Army played in NBA games than any other music licensing deal this century.

Some record producer with fanduel gambling debt created that Whitney Houston drum cue challenge to juice residual revenue.

Who abandoned Goku in the vestibule?!

Watching NBA is muttering, "He's on that team now?" over and over until you die

POPE LEO JOINS BISHOP'S BIRTHDAY DJ SET

There's a section in a later chapter of Careless People where the Facebook board reluctantly and briefly acknowledges that FB is the modern Big Tobacco wrt teens before dismissively moving to other topics. This may well be what triggered Zuckerberg's current mission to become fashion icon Joe Camel.

Tonight at 6: is your teen taking the Spanish Foster's Challenge? And what you can do about it.

I saw Portugal. The Man last night at the Wiltern on their Shish tour and it was fantastic as expected but I especially enjoyed the unexpected video intro by Elephant Graveyard.

Who up contemplating their orb?

One year later, as the prophecy foretold, I am back on my bullshit.

Submitting my 8,000 word article to the New Yorker: I follow Olivia Nuzzi around Salinas on her quest to find a raw spermaceti candle for RFK Jr's Xmas gift. I remind them I vacation with Elizabeth Holmes' former photographer. My grandfather invented cable TV and had an affair with Coco Chanel.

Script idea: Hallmark-style film about a NBA player who gets caught betting that he'll outperform his projected stats and uses that to self-motivate to win the NBA Cup. A woman he meets in a small town petitions Adam Silver on Christmas Eve to let him stay in the league. Stephen A. Smith cameos.

A.I. Will stop at nothing to take money out of actors' pockets. In this case, Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon will be nearly out of work.

Ernest Goes to LA Fitness

I love the Sewer Brothers cartoon from my childhood

Please, I need the Wet Nerds.

I shot that video of Trump flying the fighter jet. It wasn't AI and there are no VFX. He trained for 2 years in simulators just like Tom Cruise. We had a film crew of 240. It was directed by James Cameron. We used over 9,000 lbs. of feces. NYT needs to show respect for the artists behind the craft.

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

insane that we got so few seasons of bo jackson playing sports but you can kind of see why getting not very many seasons of bo jackson playing sports was kind of inevitable

I wrote about how AI has destroyed trust in the videos and images we see online, how tech oligarchs couldn’t care less, and the Butlerian Jihad (kinda). www.jphilll.com/p/ai-and-the...

This is the second time the City has opted for an expensive outside vendor instead of using our Office. While cost of living continues to rise in LA pushing more ppl into homelessness, and future homelessness funds are at risk, the City spends money it does not have on outside contractors.

I've thought about this for a while and it's really honing in on Tom Cruise as T.J. Mackey in Magnolia.

Quick, who can help me setup MedBedCoin? We have maybe 6, 9 hours tops.

Turns out, resisting the raw, instinctual temptation to play with my mother's joined wick tapered candles as nunchaku is a lifelong battle akin to Smeagol's burden.

Uline is also rabbidly anti-union.

Not sure I trust a US Intelligence press release on this subject, but the Dr. Seuss looking drone is only confusing matters further.

You can evaluate the usefulness of a job/career by asking yourself this: "what if they all vanished?" Doctors: big problem Teachers: fucked Advertising Execs: hey weird how life just got a lot better whats up with that

Commercial production in LA is nearly dead, due to a myriad of factors, but part of me says good riddance to an industry that's had to send me 1 to 3 settlement checks per year for wage theft class action suits since 2017. Each one from a different company!

One of the first films I operated camera on, "Anvil: The Story of Anvil" is screening in 35mm on Wed night in Santa Monica at the Aero. www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...

One of the first films I operated camera on, "Anvil: The Story of Anvil" is screening in 35mm on Wed night in Santa Monica at the Aero. www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...

That was a wild party, but tbf, it did get a little too out of hand.

"What's best in life?" "Easy: Chillin' with the homies." - Matt Christman

Found an old sticker from the RATM concert I saw in Oakland. 1999 Battle of Los Angeles tour.

Tired: getting crossed over by the smashed McDouble guy Wired: falling for the pump fake and fouling molar-eyes on a buzzer beater 3

No Cowntry for Old Men

What do you all think of the guitar I gave to Jeffery Epstein for his birthday?

My uncle just sent me a pic from his wedding in 1990 where I was dressed like Pee-Wee Herman. In my legend era.

Good reminder that I need to go buy a bottle of nice champagne to have on hand for The Big Day. Wouldn't want to get caught out and fight the lines at the store.

A good day to take some pride in knowing you've lived your life in a way that doesn't illicit celebration from others upon your death.

"He's a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much."

A few photos from my recent trip to Croatia.

johnny 5 reading a bunch of old playboys really fast and going nuts. spinning around with his arms in the air screaming for more porno

Oh, so that's what the guardrails are for.