Now is your chance, secret service , just like every day you stand behind this guy with a loaded gun

In line at the scrap metal dealer

Now that stupid last meal podcast has got me thinking

So is tomorrow still world war 3? Just want to check my planner

I don't think Trump deserves prison, I just don't. Not when the piano wire and the public square is available

I’m not clear on how you threaten devout believers in an afterlife

Think of a number between 1 and 19. It’s 11. If you got something else, you’re wrong.

I am sorry for this man, but my bubby just moved up a spot

This Seder photo of my dad and me talking about the Haggadah I put together is, frankly, incredible.

When will the AI tell him that moustache looks like shit

Took a night completely off from watching my food intake. I won’t do it again for a while, but I’m not gonna lie it felt pretty good

But Johnny Ive thinks this guy is great!

Happy pesach!

I only got half way on the matzo balls, other wise a good day!

Day 1 went pretty good. Fish is the best I’ve ever tasted

Today: chicken soup, brisket, gefilte fish pinwheels with salmon. Tomorrow: chopped liver, matzo balls, hard boiled eggs, roasted carrots, Cole slaw Thursday: matzo fattoush salad, coq au vin, felafel, SEDER

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I have had shingles twice and, take it from a horror writer, it is no joke. Get the vaccine the moment you qualify, and soon as you can afford it.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

I’m not a mom, but I’ve noticed that “wine mom” and “Patagonia wearing mom” and “moms pushing strollers” are cited as people who aren’t expected to take political action, or even to hold strong opinions. You all had moms, why do you think so little of her? Because she made you eat veggies? Grow up.

Just found out linklater did a making of for Nouvelle Vague, which is itself a feature about making a feature. What are we doing here

Hack Netanyahu next

In a sane political system we wouldn’t even know who platner is, he’s not even the candidate he just wants to be the candidate! Name one Canadian who wanted to run but didn’t get picked! No one needs to be involved at this stage, I promise! You are all choosing this additional misery, for no reason!

Tower computers with a bunch of PCI slots make no sense in the era of computing per watt cpus with integrated memory and thunderbolt connections. Honestly I’m surprised the Mac Pros lasted this long after the studio got released.

Name this band, wrong answers only

I knew without even clicking that it was Brad “baseball bat” Bradford.

I know I keep circling back to this, but I don't think k a lot of well-meaning people realise how much it rankles when the response to Harry Potter funding trans genocide is a focus on "what to read instead to be a Good Person" rather than, I dunno, more directly helping combat the trans genocide.

i don't really need to throw gasoline on this particular fire but i'd love it if some of my favourite adults would ask themselves, if JK Rowling's legal fund was called "fund for the eradication of the jews," how comfy you'd be with the line you've strolled clean over re: trans people

The pilots weren’t the last Canadians Trump will murder

Taking all my medical advice from my lawyer seems smart

ALF was not terrible that view is ahistorical

You know what to do

With respect there’s no such thing. If you want to read something, you’re ready to read it. Anything you aren’t ready for will mostly go over your head anyways.

Lying down is always the right choice even if there’s no sandwich involved

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Twain prize to be awarded posthumously to Gallagher

Oh you’re making a Jesus Simulator? You mean The Bible?

The Whos on First mug lost only the Lou Costello lines in the dishwasher so now it’s like notes for a poetry slam performance

Not too many people choosing the alternate design

Speaking of Lithgow, here’s more terfs (audiobook) Matthew McFadyen Hugh Laurie Riz Ahmed Kit Harrington Keira Knightley Mark Addy Adeel Akhtar Sope Dirisu Simon Pegg Leo Woodall Indira Varma Nigel Pilkington Matt Berry Stephen Mangan Lennie James James McAvoy Ruth Wilson

Really looking forward to Moana 3

An actors career is not a fucking story they are busy telling you

Can we please treat acting as what it is, a skilled trade? And not a series of discussions about who these people are on their own time?

The connection is that I’m getting paid to play them? Do you know what i do for work?

My favourite Jewish super hero is AfikoMan

The more time that passes the likelier it is he gets strung up in the public square