This is a @ursarahtonin.bsky.social appreciation post. She's a great fucking boss to work for and I am so fucking stoked and lucky to have her as a friend.

it is illogical to assume that because I've been at a job for just under 2 months that I should have it down pat and be good-to-great at all aspects of it. and yet! here I am! wondering why I can't just succeed immediately! they're gonna find out I have no idea what I am doing and fire me!

oh that's all it took to send me to the bad place!

Professor Vess and Ajani investigate the first-years’ disappearance. Hopefully they move fast, as Shadowmoor descends quickly on the unsuspecting students. #MTGLorwyn mtg.social/LorwynStory3

You asked for this

Grippers acquired

Happy WUBRG Wednesday! post feet

*furiously growing a chitin exoskeleton and rubbing my legs together* ooh yeah does that turn you on baby

Direct Aid Matters.

it has come to my attention that male crickets are who use their stridulatory organs to chirp and call for females so I'd like to recant this post and create another: "she makes my legs sing"

P O S T L O R W Y N 3

now we're getting somewhere

This is about spending our time and attention celebrating and promoting what we want to see more of. 💖 Lock in!

done and done

I need you all to be actively and intentionally excited about Lorwyn Eclipsed. For several weeks. Can you do that for me? Please?

shut up about comic books i wanna think about fairies more

now we're getting somewhere

what it feels like when friends try to get me into cedh

make the insectoid faeries hotter you fucking cowards

i want to see more lorwyn faeries. now

play boosters? collector boosters? no, my boy. t-boosters. we're giving you a huge penis.

secret lair: hardcore porn

thank god i successfully did not open this thing saturday

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i should probably make sure I'm not signed into this account tomorrow, turbo drunk me will say something foul I just know it

this is me if you care

forcefem via pile bunker

never let a good bit go unbitted

for the last time: I'm not a puppygirl, I'm a cat boy. An orange cat, specifically, as I am loud and ridiculous.

im too dense for a world made of subtext i need people to be blunt with me or i will panic

Loon in moonlight... The loonlight #birds #art

500,000 channel points and I'll say it

Because I am not going to be weird about this, I have an application: If you would like to receive mail from me, you can fill out below. I may not get to everyone based on how popular this is, but if it works out, I'd love to have people to connect old school with! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Do you have free time? Do you like writing? Do you yearn for a time where people would write letters to each other as opposed to instant gratification via instant messages and having every bit of information shoved in your face all the time every day? Come be my pen pal!

As of today, we are officially 100 days out from www.shoebox.gg! Guy your weekend pass, come hang out with your ole pal Spectra! oh, and way cooler people too.

500,000 channel points and I'll say it

metroid prime 4: beyond could make me cum if it's actually good

having a massive weiner* is gender affirming care *hot dog

after careful consideration I will not be starting HRT at this time

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. If your family sucks, tell them I fucked their dad. If your dad sucks, tell him I said “spread ‘em.”

pee 🎵

oh my god? I have pen pals???

Gozer says "mpreg is real and can't hurt you"

buy me some penis and cracker jack

New Brand

instead of making a pithy joke (which I really want to do), I'll say that if you're struggling, and trying to cope with the horrors of every day life and your taught masculinity is telling you to bottle things up, you should reach out for help. Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.

banger