Telling your supervisor you want a break inbetween two moves: out Telling him you need a liquid exchange done (aka pee and energy drink, old liquid out new liquid in): DEFINITELY in

Happy birthday, bunny!! Have the best day EVER! 🐰🦝🥳 @katgundam.bsky.social

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel! The Owl House: The Long-Lived King Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

bootleg heroes: Quest For More Gender

Presenting my sibling with fortnite updates like a servant presents something on a silver platter to the king "Kpop Demon Hunters in fortnite, sire" "Lady Chappel Roan in fortnite, my liege"

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

YouTube poops are one of the most important forms of art in human history

thanks snuffley

I don't rly believe in astrology, but my sister in law told me that this year is supposed to be THE YEAR for Leo's, and I just got a rly cute boyfriend who treats me so good, a fat tax refund, I'm getting a huge raise at work... is life finally going to be nice to me for a while? 🥹

I got a boyfriend.....:3 I GOT A BOYFRIEND AND HE'S RLY CUTE AND SWEET

pre inks, this will probably take me forever to ink and color so posting this for now

thinking about baby's first anti-colonialist piece of media during this year of the horse

ㅤ“𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮—𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘵ˊ𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶.” ————— Whirling-in-Rags, acoustically! A Ko-fi Cover for my very dear friend. 🟥 youtu.be/v5PCs_daosc

it's giving "I'm a lesbian" "I thought you were american...."

Ferbruary #oldknees

@jadedfrog7.bsky.social watching me play FFXIII, about Snow: "That guy looks like he's gonna show me his SoundCloud rap..."

A real conversation i had yesterday that I cannot get out of my head - "Subarus are for lesbians and liberals" "Bri's boyfriend drives a subaru!" "Is he a liberal?" "No he's mexican." 😂😂😂

Fionna. #fionnaandcake #adventuretime #fanart #art

"Snow possible overnight" it's gonna be a fart of frost that melts before the sun comes up be so real

Huntress Wizard x Finn. #fionnaandcake #huntresswizard #adventuretime #fanart #art

HEY friendly reminder to file your taxes for FREE at freetaxusa.com !!! It's so easy to use, easier and faster than TurboTax or h&r, and filing federal is completely free. State depends on where you live. You're welcome.

I wish it was like hot and fashionable to wear sweatpants. I wanna look nice but most outside clothes are so uncomfortable and I can't wait to change out of them the second I'm home.

I know a few of these

That's my son alright He usually doesnt want to be touched either he just wants to be looked at

As a Leo, I have 2 moods: 1. I am stupid and ugly. 2. I am literally the hottest bitch alive and everyone wants me. There is no in between 😔

I guess you don't need to have gotten a previous commission from me, i just don't really do comm sheets like that. If you would like a piece of art, reach out and i can give you a price that i think would be fair for the scope of the piece

i have taken a few days off of work to recuperate from a workplace incident. this is good for my soul but bad for my living. Would any of my past regulars be interested in another artwork commission? I'm looking to pick up 2 or 3 at this time to make up for my missed work. My goal is ~$150 USD

Getting to the point where 24 hours is no longer enough in a day and trying to be grateful that things aren't stagnant but oh my LORD I'm stupid tired

Genuinely can't tell if I'm getting sick or breathing utah smog is just making me feel A W F U L

Raccoon worried about things that haven’t happened yet because he knows they will happen as soon as he stops thinking about them.

Brought a motivational Kinger to work today.

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

Everyone should be submitting this to Apple and Google.

I find traveling the Wasatch Front via FrontRunner far preferable to driving. Less stressful, more social. You can get work done or simply daydream out the window (much better views from FR than from I-15). If transit were given even ¼ the subsidy we give to cars & roads it could be even better!

Might fuck around, eat a gummy, and organize my craft supplies 'cause I'm 20-something and I'm WILD 🤪

How am I supposed to eventually meet the LOML when my ideal night is snacks, crochet, hot shower and in bed by 9pm

sometimes you just get a really stupid shitpost idea and you have to execute it, even if it means 10 takes and juggling 5 off-camera windows

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

Hotdog squadron ,,,

- " *dad joke" I'm combining laxative with painkiller, an all-in one... I'm gonna call it:" - "Cyanide?" " ...... 'I-be-poopin'. ...dude what the fuck"

- "Are you ready for the fall??" - "..." - "..." - ".... Oh. I thought you meant like, the fall of humanity."

- "No worries" - [Resolute] "Oh, no, there's worries."

From the moment you learn about JK Rowling's brazen transphobia, every cent you spend on anything Harry Potter related becomes blood money and you become complicit.

I've decided im going through and giving everyone the maid dress treatment from tadc. Why is Kinger so cute tho??? #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus #kinger @sonicmega.bsky.social

TADC pull was literally innocent child with bone cancer and The Devil From The Bible

pov: caine probably #tadc #fanart #tadcfanart #pomni #ragatha #kinger #gangle #jax #zooble

*at my own house* Can I pet your cat