People who are good at makeup; best tinted moisturisers? I’ve skin that’s somehow flakey and grease AF.

Treadmill, bike, 1km swim. Like a cheats triathlon 💪

Going on holiday is lovely. Coming home is not. 😔

Sexy AF

New hairs. Still a ridiculous colour.

This is my day. But the call is at 3pm!

Today I’ll be mostly eating creme egg scotch eggs

It’s that day when I have to either commit to a tiny bowl of cereal for two days. Or a giant bowl of cereal today.

So much exercise this week. So I’m going to spend this afternoon eating biscuits. #balance

Addicted!

Obsessed with spot squeezing videos on TikTok. WHAT IS IN PEOPLE?!!

Morrisons smashing it out the park with the meal deal options ☺️👌

Cider and walking.

Best shows on Apple TV…go!

Forgot to take my antihistamine last night. So woke up at 6am with my eyes glued together. But the garden is frosty. How can both things be true?! The worst of everything.

Booked a holiday for the first week in April. So I apologise for what’s sure to be the coldest first week in April ever.

Saturday ciders

Just saw my next door neighbour on her way out, all dressed up. I was on my way home to put my PJs on, make a hot chocolate and watch crufts replays. It’s low fat hot chocolate and I don’t even like dogs.

Cannot stop eating today. Really should have ran further.

My house after I’ve attempted to spring clean.

Look at my massive parsnip!

Jesus Christ.

When your date cancels

Playing an exciting game of ‘just leave the washing outside in the rain. It will dry eventually!’

Did the gym. Ran home. I live by the front door now because I just cannot handle how many stairs there are between me and the shower!

Going to a Pilates class for the first time tonight. Really nervous, like the new kid at school.

Going through a ‘what can we put in rocky road?’ Phase. Rolo next, but then what??

My poor hair is so thin and damaged. I’m hitting it with caffeine shampoo and tonic and trying sooo hard not to dye it. Which means it’s thin, brittle and 900 different shades of wrong! 😑

All of my income comes from my blog. So I very much want posts to be seen, and social media content to get lots of views. But it’s an absolute bin fire when they do. Mute the comments!

Sunday wines. Awful.

Excellent new (not) Vinted hoody! Excuse the belly.

Morning shopping trip with the girl. Look at all the Capybara!

Saturday wines

Getting a bit silly now tbh.

Used to grow on trees when I was a kid. Nature is healing.

Saturday jog in short sleeves and sunglasses. Beautiful.

What a lovely Saturday!

Hot chocolate and The Apprentice. Friday night fun times.

'I'm really angry about Starmer's private school tax - and extremely poor'

I’m getting so much more work done since I stopped chatting on Twitter all day and lost all my friends. So I’m available for distraction and new friends!

World Book Day 2025

Happy Friday!

Running home from the gym isn’t fun!

I don’t know how this has happened but I receive regular press releases from the ‘world avocado association’. Don’t even like avocados

Morning world! What’s on your schedule this week?

Applying for jobs when you’ve been self-employed for 10 years is a bit soul destroying

Love this time of the year

Spring?! Is that you?? Got that middle aged urge to wash everything just so I can hang it out.