Lexington, Kentucky tonight! with @tonedeff.bsky.social & SheistyKhrist www.TheHeartstringTheory.com

25th Amendment Now

The next one should be called "Funny for Blood Money."

25th Amendment NOW

Why fly all the way to Saudi Arabia to do comedy when you can just perform for the Trump Administration?

ICE just chased everyone off the public road by the Broadview facility. They yelled for people to move and immediately began firing gas into the crowd, which included legal observers, press, and medics.

So glad I'm not successful enough to perform for a bunch of murderers in Saudi Arabia

BYOB

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

Just glad to be included with so many big names

Nexstar, the largest TV broadcaster, needs Donald Trump's approval for a $6 billion deal. If approved, Nexstar would control TV stations reaching 80% of households — violating the cap set by Congress to protect against monopolies. This censorship of Kimmel reeks of corruption.

Los Angeles: Come have a high time with us this Saturday for Weed Grrrls on the gorgeous patio at Tao Comedy Studio! BYOW

Los Angeles: Come have a high time with us this Saturday for Weed Grrrls on the gorgeous patio at Tao Comedy Studio! BYOW

Free speech? In this economy?!

Federal officers arrested 11 Democratic officials in Lower Manhattan after they demanded access to cells used detain migrants. Brad Lander, the city comptroller, and Jumaane Williams, the public advocate, were among those detained.

BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.

My Star Wars, Marvel loving hubby just suggest we cancel Disney over the ABC decision. THEY'VE EVEN LOST THE NERDS!

13 people hurt in 2 mass shootings at Minneapolis homeless encampments on the same day (ABC News) Main Link | memeorandum Permalink

Brian Kilmeade and Fox wants Genocide of homeless human beings: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill 'em." Kilmeade is trying to normalize Genocide. There's absolutely no other way to frame this: "The Final Solution" – different group, different decade, same thing.

Ammosexuals. AGAIN.

Upcoming shows

At least seven historically Black colleges and universities across the South received threats Thursday that caused lockdowns and closures. via @wwno.org

Charlie Kirk talks Epstein, urges Trump administration to act www.axios.com/2025/07/15/t...

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Sending love to the family of every child who has been taken by gun violence.

The GOP just announced that Jeffrey Epstein is not in the Epstein files.

The material archived by the House Oversight Committee is profoundly disturbing. Beyond prior court records, it demonstrates the systemic socialized normalization of pedosadist depravity, & strongly indicates the number of victims is greater than previously recognized 🚨Warning: Disturbing 🧵Thread

Anyone else living their best lives just to piss off their high school bullies?

If not for the deployment of the military, this would be the biggest story right now. Or at least it should be... "In recent weeks, the Department of Justice (DOJ) has doubled down on its sweeping bid to wrangle private voter data from states — including by threatening legal action."

The GOP just announced that Jeffrey Epstein is not in the Epstein files.

May Jon Reep what he sowed

Mitch McConnell and John Roberts had their come to Jesus moment long after Jesus had left the building.

Priorities.

Heroin mandates to replace vaccines.

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Every comic has a long list of comics they love. And a longer list of the ones they hate.

Saw this guy at the gun store in Glendale recently (not Matthew)

Catch me if you can!

Graham Greene should not have been the one to go.