My dad wouldn’t let me play with Barbie’s or anything he deemed “girl toys” yet threw every practically naked male toy he could. This morning I remembered the Maximum Sweat WWF action figures where you put water in them and they would just sweat…and realized why I’m so into sweat and pits today.

Hannibal Lecter will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY

What’s going on in Atlanta this weekend?

Yes.

Have some pit too!

I think I definitely need a chest tattoo.

Gummies kicking in 😵‍💫

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Have I mentioned lately? FUCK ICE.

me flirting:

Me when I remember how cunt Azealia Banks was before she continued to be terrible publicly

It’s a smoke in the bath typa day

Laid up like a threat. onlyfans.com/demonpupjace

If you wait until Christmas Eve to get your shopping done and be rude af and mad we don’t got what you want, that you’ve weeks to shop for, you are the worst kind of person.

onlyfans.com/demonpupjace needing a bit of help making rent if anyone could support id really appreciate it.

Work orientation tomorrow, excited!

Love after lockup is a MESS AND ITS HAD ME HOOKED FOR HOURS SEND HELP.

Saw these ladies on the news the other morning after I had just woke up and all I could think was…. Oh you wanna talk about mothers? It was 6am… why am I like this

Saw you from across the sleigh and really dug your vibe

Bringing this back because still accurate.

My god… can it be???? I have a job interview tomorrow, that should be guaranteed. finally after applying at so many places for the last 9 fucking months. I’m happy as fuck, so here’s some skin you dirty sexy animals

Sniff sniff.

My biggest take aways from the Monster Ed Gein story are: 1.This is purely entertainment, reality was out the window in episode one. 2. Ryan Murphy is so fuckin gay. 3. What’s next?

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Belly rubs plz.

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What an odd thing to say.

First Port! St Thomas 🤩 with @pup-indica.bsky.social

Hello Miami!

@ottoboyy.bsky.social and I are at a hotel in Miami prepping to leave on the cruise I was walking past a table of older white women and over heard one of them say “Diane! Your hair is so silky!” And Diane replied Pantene pro V FTW! I’m 💀

We’re going on a cruise this weekend and I’m super excited but nervous, first time for me.

Does anyone want some custom art?

Can you post a picture of the vampire who wrote the Vampire Diaries? Wrong Answers Only

Ayeeee

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Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title? Tom Clancy’s The Old Testament.

August photo dump featuring @ottoboyy.bsky.social

Had a job interview today and the interviewer didn’t show up 😂 fml.

Me + my Letterboxd top four.

Ayeeee

Halloween costume idea.

I turn 40 at midnight, who wanna buy Daddy a drink and or some weed?

I’m opening up for commissions I wanna draw some of y’all. $30 for profile pic (headshots) $40 for Full body DM are open if interested.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

FINALLY!

JoJo Siwa is an energy vampire and y’all are feeeeeeding her

Wüf n stuffs.

Boooooored