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The Toxic Avenger (2023)
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The Toxic Avenger (2023)
The Toxic Avenger (2023) Every movie should have Peter Dinklage in it, and a mop, and be 25% shorter. For my entire adult life I never thought these three pillars of storytelling (brevity, Dinklageā¦
https://goodbyecody.com/2025/11/30/the-toxic-avenger-2023/
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Damn fine
#Caturday
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Colin Smith
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Roddy McDowall, looking really rather cool given the circumstances, as Cornelius on set in California for 1968ās āPlanet Of The Apesā.
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[sees that Caturday and fascism are both trending] [clicks on Caturday]
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Harrison Lemke
4 days ago
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
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An Aggressively Unsophisticated and Entirely Useless System by Which to Assess the Quality of a Filmās Social Commentary
Every movie should either be about a haunted trampoline or a dog who is also a detective. However, sometimes movies insist on being about other things. Why anyone would want to explore the intricacā¦
https://goodbyecody.com/2025/11/26/an-aggressively-unsophisticated-and-entirely-useless-system-by-which-to-assess-the-quality-of-a-films-social-commentary/
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Megan Greenwell
5 days ago
I am reliably informed that my book has made an excellent gift for a large number of dads and dad types (non-gendered), if you need a gift for a dad or dad type in your life!!
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Sabrina Imbler
5 days ago
this might be the saddest story I've ever written, about a seal that I will be thinking about for a long, long time.
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Why Wonāt Nora The Leopard Seal Abandon Her Dead Pups? | Defector
In the fall of 2021, Renato Borras-Chavez, a marine mammal ecologist at the University of Rhode Island, spotted a leopard seal on an ice floe. Borras-Chavez was on a research expedition to a glacial f...
https://defector.com/why-wont-nora-the-leopard-seal-abandon-her-dead-pups
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Me, after spending years attempting some wildly ineffective approach to life that has in no way even vaguely approached being successful: Really close on this one.
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The Onion
7 days ago
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Macās āThe Chainā Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Borderline
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Borderline
Here are my notes from Borderline. Have Werner Herzog read this at my funeral. What. Why. No. Why is anybody doing anything. Thatās not where that goes, movie. Why is this scene four hours long. Thā¦
https://goodbyecody.com/2025/11/17/borderline/
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Tim Onion
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too
NEW YORKāFaced with backlash against comments she made last week downplaying the sex trafficking crimes of Jeffrey Epstein, an anxious Megyn Kelly appeared on her podcast Monday waiting for everyone e...
https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
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Defector
15 days ago
The key to making a bad lasagna is being a big dumb jerk:
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The Key To Making A Bad Lasagna Is Being A Big Dumb Jerk | Defector
I have cooked lasagna, conservatively, 12 or 15 times in my life. Thatās probably not a big number relative to, like, I dunno, a Bolognese nonna or whatever, but itās certainly enough times to have go...
https://defector.com/the-key-to-making-a-bad-lasagna-is-being-a-big-dumb-jerk
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15 days ago
Wes Cravenās iconic A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET was released on this day in 1984
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Taniel
15 days ago
a big runoff last night, in New Orleans: Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerkābut the office dragged its feet. So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
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Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
https://veritenews.org/2025/11/16/calvin-duncan-wins-orleans-clerk-race/
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Dan of the Year
18 days ago
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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WongGIFS II: The Wrath of Wong
18 days ago
The Master Returns: Ghost Prisoner (2024 Zhang Dicai) Zhang directs/stars as a Taoist priest in this Mr Vampire esque throwback. A bit slow to begin, but full of cool, Ching Siu-tung esque wire-fu battles in the back half. At 76 minutes, it doesn't waste your time either. Good fun!
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Julie Kliegman
18 days ago
Hi! I wrote a thing about swimming and trans athletes and [*checks notes*] Santana for
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, would mean a lot if you give it a read
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What Does A Great Trans Athlete Deserve? | Defector
Once every week or two, I swim molasses-slow laps at the YMCA. Iāve been on something of a fitness journey this year, testing out different forms of exercise to see what sticksāwhat feels the least to...
https://defector.com/what-does-a-great-trans-athlete-deserve?giftLink=1b5908e0eb15385b7517d95a4bdf6b70
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Watching the entire American right preparing their pivot to āsex trafficking is actually fineā like a golfer lining up a putt.
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The Onion
26 days ago
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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Krista Koeller
19 days ago
Iām at the annual paleontology conference. Hereās how people today have described their work: āI basically study swamp monstersā āIām a dinosaur orthodontistā āDead bird bird watcherā
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Aaron Rupar
19 days ago
AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
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Lauren Theisen
19 days ago
for the first time in many years I think it's worth going out of your way to watch some San Jose Sharks games.
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The Sharks Smell Blood | Defector
The San Jose Sharks have been beneath your notice for years. As this formerly stalwart franchise has missed the playoffs in six straight seasons, theyāve existed as a total non-competitive nothing tha...
https://defector.com/the-sharks-smell-blood
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Wrote about Muppets from Space, because the heart craves laughter.
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Muppets from Space
Pepe, the King Prawn Live your life with the same unwavering wetness as Pepe the King Prawn, a deeply unwell sex pest whose thirst for experience is matched only by his terrifying, unblinking eyes.ā¦
https://goodbyecody.com/2022/01/24/muppets-from-space/
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Megan Greenwell
19 days ago
Yes, and: There are lots of reporting jobs at startup nonprofit local news organizations doing really important work outside of corporate ownership, for any journalists willing to consider living outside of the nation's three largest cities!
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It Is Never a Bad Idea to Make Your Characters 25% Stupider
Weapons was a delight. I have quibbles, I guess, but nothing worth getting all The Fundamentals of Storytelling about. I mostly just want to give a shoutout to an aspect of the film that I feel hasā¦
https://goodbyecody.com/2025/11/03/it-is-never-a-bad-idea-to-make-your-characters-25-stupider/
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