That popcorn? *Having farted*

Y'all There are so many stars...

STREAM TONIGHT !!! BANGERS AHOY !! plus a rundown of my first live set in new york :) come hang out !!! 7-10pm EST !! twitch.tv/krystalswords

Mormons finding out that the rest of the Christ Club doesn't fuck with them is very funny

"Gender reassignment surgery for minors" is the new "third trimester abortion" in that democrats are taking the bait and arguing fascist talking points. Very few minors want srs and if they do, they should be able to get the care they need. Government shouldn't interfere with healthcare

Atomic Purple is love Atomic Purple for life

Weird as fuck that people like @jamestalarico.bsky.social just openly declare that they want to torture trans kids for no particular reason It's normal to be trans, let kids do what they need to in order to be healthy and at peace

I👏 want👏🫵👏 to👏 fuck 👏 my👏 balls

My wizard name is Orbball, pronounced like Orville

New copypasta dropped

Need someone to do this to me

I'm a New York City absolutist If you ever see something from outside NYC then you aren't a real New Yorker, you have to be born there and live there your whole life and never know anything but NYC Watched a movie not set completely in NYC? No longer a New Yorker

Big news, my titties are now three dimensional

For Pride I ask you to look at what I think is one of the most powerful pieces of queer art. Electric Fan (Feel it Motherfuckers) By John Boskovich

Going to start putting up signs around town that say "LOITERING"

Smokin that lickin snizz pack

We smoking caffeinated marijuanas in this web zone

I want to be wrong about Platner but I'm not

I'm a ball knower I'd know your balls anywhere

The main feature of English as a living language is if you are understood then it was correct

Depending on the price this could be dope Think about what the Switch has done for Indies, not to mention all the great handheld options we've got right now

One of these days he isn't going to wake up after doing this and it's going to take like half an hour for anyone to notice

Anyone surprised by this or any of the dozen things before weren't paying attention when his whole staff quit and tried to sound the alarm bells

Force powers would be so useful to jerk off

Rest In Power

I'm very high and deep in my feelings I'm sorry if I'm being a lot

And fucking take care of your teeth! You heathens!

Come out You are putting in so much more effort than you realize

roses are red here’s something to hate:

she did warn us

Laura Croft should only be designed by the horniest lesbians alive CD workers should unionize

If you are commissioning an artist, and want a specific pose, don't run to genAI to try and make it for you. Draw a stick person. Stick person poses are beloved among all artists. We can see exactly what you want. Do not fear sending the stick person. The stick person is magical.

I missed Krystal's stream last night and now my whole week feels emptier

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

Gender is a prison And the difference between prison and your home is the choice to be there It can't stop being a prison that we must break free of until everyone has the right and ability to live where they choose

The moment I stopped trying to prove my masculinity to myself is when I could finally be honest with myself about who I am

Souls-like? More like souls-bike *Does a wheelie*

In that Aldi ad where the guy dressed as a cowboy from a western movie throws a bag of bread over his shoulder after he says "Darn tootin'" I'm offended that he doesn't fart after saying that

Hemorrhoid flair up on the first day of pride I swear to god I'll kill something if it looks at me wrong

The Trouble With Tribbings

Rereading "The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas" and thinking about being a trans kid

Meet cute? Yeah I do think your meat is cute

DO IT SLUGGO BE HAPPY

Woman Wo man W/o man Without man Woman = no mans Women are gay Happy pride

happy pride month (now with alt text) 🌈🌈🌈

Girl cock, or gock Implies the existence of dude cock, or dock ⛵

I don't think that claim has ever been proven