I like his see through tan-shirt under his transparent outer space suit shirt

Shout out to the dolls who went to the pop punk show tonight

Free Cassie. Bring her back, @safety.bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app.

Capitalism proves hard to defeat because we're honestly, collectively, just really addicted to gambling

I genuinely think Luigi is a great character and the lengths they go to show how much of a coward he is only make him better the further they are willing to take it

Get a whole bunch of people, have them drink the oil and then pee it into the tankers!

Why the fuck are there ants in my bathtub?

It was clever to call it a drawl Because when you have one, you can't say that word without it

100,000 trans people & allies fill central London for Trans Pride. Mainstream media: nothing Thousands of trans people & allies fill Wembley Arena for pro-trans gig with massive names like Sophie Ellis-Bextor & Sugarbabes. Mainstream media: nothing. This is what extreme media bias looks like.

I have picked a terrible time to figure this whole thing out for myself... Granted it doesn't seem like there was ever a good time... I'm tired, boss I'm trying but I'm tired And very sore

This site is an unfunny joke Jesus Christ

Target thinks this lie is going to work lol

Afternoon y'all

This kills me I cannot imagine wearing shoes that don't fit for the whole day Do we think they are doing it because they lied about their shoe size and are embarrassed (a "you know what they say about guys with big feet" kinda thing) Or Is Trump doing it to spite them?

Free Cassie again

I just wanna drink my fish

Good evening

Your gender to me is the noises you make when I kiss your neck

I'd get Brolly pregante

Is that not how much lube y'all need?

I thought its kinda funny to name myself after old cowboys in order to get as girly as I could manage

In life sometimes you're the peninis and sometimes you are press

A dick in every panini maker by the end of the decade!

I should put a dick in my panini maker...

You've got to be fucking kidding me

Finally something to use my collection on!

Very cunty robot

I made a mimosa with a shot of whiskey in the pitcher It's fucking amazing 5.5oz of OJ 2oz of whiskey (I used Four Roses) 6-10 squirts of Orange bitters Whole bottle of bubble wine

If you jorkit I will cum

This makes it sound like he started a band with a really stupid name

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I don't like Black Swan

Gavin Newsom won't be president because you'll never convince Americans that someone who can get walked down by Ben Shapiro will be able to get a single thing done for them That's it, he's too limp. He believes in nothing and you can smell it on him a mile off. He can't think on his feet

Odd to think that my life has been marked by wars that make deceasing sense and they didn't start on very solid ground to begin with...

I'd read that short story collection

Get the foam minoxidil

If you could sell someone who's never read them, or taken them seriously on reading comics, of any kind: What single comic would you hand them? Answer can be an issue, trade, omnibus, website url, or whatever else but you can only give them the one thing to read to convince them, what do you pick?

Water cooling the servers by flooding the server room to make a hot tub

Can someone do this to me I'm stressed

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

cropped, this chart becomes amazing

Is getting THEY/THEM tattooed on my knuckles lame? I also want to get a flower that looks like a pussy on the webbing of my thumb on the back of my hand... But is that over the top?

I see the counter as being an acknowledgement of the way we have found to parent ourselves. And so long as the person you are counting feels comfortable with you counting them, then you should count as many as you can We become the elders we wish we had to the best of our abilities

let's say you need to show someone a set of memes to explain the evolution of internet culture from the last 20 years what is one thing you include?

How do you tell people you want to take the drugs that make you a crime? How do I keep my muscle mass if I do that?... I'm too scared to be weak again. I don't know if I can make that trade... Is it fear of being weak or being too weak to live honestly? That's always the catch but does it matter?

Don't do self delivery✍️ Carry on