other ODDEC member states furious as AC/DC continue to undercut their agreed dirty deeds market price

They should build loads of data centers all over the place that contain huge quantities of books that people can borrow for free if they fill out a form to get a data center card and promise to return the books on time and don’t make too much noise in the data center.

oh bro you didn't tell me the calf was fatted. that changes everything.

someone should "untie the green ribbon" from around "Elon Musk's neck"

Little known fact: the box of pain used alongside the gom jabbar during the Bene Gesserit test of humanity is little more than an off-the-shelf deckbox containing a double-sleeved cEDH deck

I've got one chalice and you've got none - so what if its poisoned. scoreboard.

if it's a 8th century Khanate you're looking for, its hard to go past the Khazar

How did people express surprise before the invention of the monocle?

Why didn’t anybody tell me this chalice was poisoned? If I’d known I wouldn’t have drunk from it probably

Osmosis is bullshit

they can't stop you from listening to sleep's dopesmoker every friday afternoon. they're too scared to even try.

Hotghetti dogognese

oh no - Jiro has had a bag of cool ranch doritos for the first time in his life and now he's realised he wasted 100 years on sushi

One bell always tolls the truth, the other bell always tolls a lie. How can you ask one question and know for whom they toll?

I’ve been tolling this bell for hours and not one person has asked me who it’s for???

interesting how in the morning its wakey wakey eggs and bakey, but in the evening its night night don't let the bedbugs bite. why such the dramatic tonal shift?

hey yeah dude, cool multitudes, I'd just been meaning to ask, any chance you could contain them? again, love the multitudes, just hoping for a bit of containment if possible

in Slay the Spire 2, we will finally find out who harvests the Snecko Oil for Snecko Oil potions - and crucially, how

thanks, two-part question for you. firstly, have you ever been the squeaky wheel? and secondly, if so how was the grease?

it's like Seek, when your deck's empty - alanis morissette probably, if she'd been playing Slay the Spire in 1995

stunned to learn that Alien Ant Farm are still a band and still making music

oh my god its actually embarrassing how diegetic you're being right now dude

please don't be alarmed, but a growing consensus are describing you as 'embattled' 😬

spectator sport should be considered a public good. It is time for jacinta allan to step in, nationalize the MCG, and abolish the MCC.

As of 2025? huh? does someone expect it to make a comeback?

what's Alan Moore been up to? I hope he's still getting around looking like a wizard, practicing the occult, things of that nature

confirming my status as his favourite creation, god has yet again answered my prayers (for an iced oat latte)

Nobody has an easier time conveying surprise than the enmonocled

My most ardently held belief is that if your tv can be heard in my apartment, then your tv is too loud. And also you should be put down like a rabid animal

a sinister vizier whispering in my ear all day long would fix me

Oh you’re telling me this film has a denouement? Say no more, I’m all in

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

it was one thing to be told I looked like a monkey, but to find out I smell like one too? and on my birthday no less?

rename the nobel peace prize to trofi annan

If Chris Minns stubbed his toe, he'd say the answer is more police powers. Cops aren't the solution to racism, they're the problem. It's already a crime to incite hatred based on race, but the cops didn't care - in fact they approved the Form 1 for the rally!

Like and subscribe, sure, but nobody on earth actually clicks the bell to turn on notifications yeah?

at the war memorial. they should put this eternal flame to some use for one of those perpetual stews

it turns out leftists were right about israel. they’re probably still wrong about everything else though

Downright embarrassing #triplejhottest100

People would not be starving to death if the UN could deliver food, which it cannot do because Israel won't let it. This specific humanitarian crisis has a solution, which is being prevented by choice.

Few if any experts know more about the deliberate use of starvation as a war crime than Alex de Waal. If he says it's happening, it's so.

yo that light is way too bright, please put a bushel over it or something asap

Pretty stark, huh.

it remains the case that if you kneecapped the political power of transphobes you'd literally be decades further along in fixing every other large-scale problem affecting our societies today — climate change, racism, poverty, &c., &c.; probably even scam phonecalls

I'm learning to photosynthesize and then it's over for you all

I'm the guy who made the suffering pit in Omelas - AMA!