they can't stop you from listening to sleep's dopesmoker every friday afternoon. they're too scared to even try.

Hotghetti dogognese

oh no - Jiro has had a bag of cool ranch doritos for the first time in his life and now he's realised he wasted 100 years on sushi

One bell always tolls the truth, the other bell always tolls a lie. How can you ask one question and know for whom they toll?

I’ve been tolling this bell for hours and not one person has asked me who it’s for???

interesting how in the morning its wakey wakey eggs and bakey, but in the evening its night night don't let the bedbugs bite. why such the dramatic tonal shift?

hey yeah dude, cool multitudes, I'd just been meaning to ask, any chance you could contain them? again, love the multitudes, just hoping for a bit of containment if possible

in Slay the Spire 2, we will finally find out who harvests the Snecko Oil for Snecko Oil potions - and crucially, how

thanks, two-part question for you. firstly, have you ever been the squeaky wheel? and secondly, if so how was the grease?

it's like Seek, when your deck's empty - alanis morissette probably, if she'd been playing Slay the Spire in 1995

stunned to learn that Alien Ant Farm are still a band and still making music

oh my god its actually embarrassing how diegetic you're being right now dude

please don't be alarmed, but a growing consensus are describing you as 'embattled' 😬

spectator sport should be considered a public good. It is time for jacinta allan to step in, nationalize the MCG, and abolish the MCC.

As of 2025? huh? does someone expect it to make a comeback?

what's Alan Moore been up to? I hope he's still getting around looking like a wizard, practicing the occult, things of that nature

confirming my status as his favourite creation, god has yet again answered my prayers (for an iced oat latte)

Nobody has an easier time conveying surprise than the enmonocled

My most ardently held belief is that if your tv can be heard in my apartment, then your tv is too loud. And also you should be put down like a rabid animal

a sinister vizier whispering in my ear all day long would fix me

Oh you’re telling me this film has a denouement? Say no more, I’m all in

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

it was one thing to be told I looked like a monkey, but to find out I smell like one too? and on my birthday no less?

rename the nobel peace prize to trofi annan

If Chris Minns stubbed his toe, he'd say the answer is more police powers. Cops aren't the solution to racism, they're the problem. It's already a crime to incite hatred based on race, but the cops didn't care - in fact they approved the Form 1 for the rally!

Like and subscribe, sure, but nobody on earth actually clicks the bell to turn on notifications yeah?

at the war memorial. they should put this eternal flame to some use for one of those perpetual stews

it turns out leftists were right about israel. they’re probably still wrong about everything else though

Downright embarrassing #triplejhottest100

People would not be starving to death if the UN could deliver food, which it cannot do because Israel won't let it. This specific humanitarian crisis has a solution, which is being prevented by choice.

Few if any experts know more about the deliberate use of starvation as a war crime than Alex de Waal. If he says it's happening, it's so.

yo that light is way too bright, please put a bushel over it or something asap

Pretty stark, huh.

it remains the case that if you kneecapped the political power of transphobes you'd literally be decades further along in fixing every other large-scale problem affecting our societies today — climate change, racism, poverty, &c., &c.; probably even scam phonecalls

I'm learning to photosynthesize and then it's over for you all

I'm the guy who made the suffering pit in Omelas - AMA!

The Age has published probably its worst piece yet on Gaza. This is a straight up attempt to justify the slaughter of civilians.

do americans know they live in the weirdest nation on earth?

As Israel moves to ethnically cleanse Gaza, there will be many liberals assigning blame to Trump for letting this happen. But this is a bipartisan outcome from a system which will not let you meaningfully stand against what you know to be one of the most evil, dark acts in our lifetimes

bring back the death penalty, but only for the bugalugs bum thief

I can't stop thinking about Blue Prince, this game is so cooked.

Tough time to be a falconer

If Hamas had killed 7 Israelis inside of Israel this week, it would be one of the biggest stories in the world, & all over the US media. But Israel killed 7 HUNDRED Palestinians this week, including almost 200 children, & yet there's little outrage from our politicians or media.

Withholding or preventing humanitarian aid is a war crime and a crime against humanity, under international law.

If only we were getting warning after warning that social democracy is dead and in its wake was rising fascism. Oh well, time to carry on usual.

Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment

there's still time for Drake to turn the beef around if he releases a track where he says that he is Slime Boss and Kendrick is just The Guardian

i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct