Watching #SevenDials and wondering why no one has suspected Claudia Winkleman

My theory is that even the script writer don’t know whodunnit. The producers are in the midst of wage and contract negotiations with the cast and are holding the potential of guilt and a long custodial sentence and a potential new voice on release over them as they seek tighter deals #TheArchers

Wasn’t Shula recently in Ambridge? We never actually heard her but, surely, she must be a prime suspect. #TheArchers

The detective’s state of knowledge of all the goings on of all of Ambridge’s residents so soon after the event, points to her being a fairly dedicated listener to #TheArchers

So when she ditches George, will Amber make a play for Brad? #TheArchers

Well played Martin #TheArchers

Not helpful to George and the Chaplain right now, but if George thinks everyone in Ambridge dislikes him, he should take a look at the posts on here.😲 #TheArchers

I’m just waiting for Joy’s ever developing backstory to reveal that she is the favourite daughter/sister of the kingpin of organised crime in the north east and for her father/brother to send his henchmen down to rescue the Bull. #TheArchers

I can’t help thinking that Brad is onto something with Amber’s change of appearance. Is it conceivable that Amber is trans? #TheArchers

It’s looking as though losing to Flamengo was a stroke of strategic genius #Chelsea #CFC

“Press upgrade to watch like you’re in the stadium”. Hit the button and you get drenched and then electrocuted #ChelseaFC #CFC

I called my GP’s surgery this morning and was given an appointment for a shingles vaccination an hour later and an in person appointment with a requested GP for tomorrow. The #NHS is wonderful.

It’s becoming increasingly clear that the Peggy Woolley memorial tour is going to form the next season of White Lotus. #TheArchers

There appears to be a mental health crisis in Ambridge. Perhaps the village shop should forget about ice creams for dogs and start stocking happy pills. Maybe Freddie could help. #TheArchers

“So Helen, tell us about your previous relationships. Oh, one killed himself, one you tried to kill and one fled 6,000 miles to be away from you.” #Pray4Dane #TheArchers

The Peggy Archer Memorial Holiday gives wonderful scope for a massive disaster to wipe out a whole slew of odious characters. Sadly Natasha and Helen would probably walk out of the coach crash unscathed. #TheArchers

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

Made it onto the @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social website but bizarrely they haven’t said what time the #GoodbyeLegsRide is or where to donate (edge.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...) www.bbc.com/news/article...

Why keep donating to www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding... now we’ve reached our £10k target? Well, why not? It’s an arbitrary count. What counts is the positive impact we can make- and surely the bigger the better, if at all possible? Thank you for the donations and shares. We’re doing some good.

Nigel Farage has told ITV News the first thing he would do as prime minister if he won a general election would be to remove the UK from the European Convention on Human Rights That alone is good reason never to vote for Reform UK. THIS IS WHY youtu.be/MdiDDJrQUJA?...

So once again, the Bridge Farm Archers emerge from the excrement smelling of roses and none of their victims appears to understand quite how evil they are. #TheArchers

Can i just say that I’ve been boycotting Toby Carvery for many years in anticipation of this very issue.

The Clarion Movement wasn’t just about cycling or rambling—it was about freedom, equality, and community! What started as a group of passionate cyclists & ramblers in the late 19th century grew into a powerful force for social change This Frid at Warkworth & Sat Kirkgate Arts Centre Cockermouth.

The Clarion Cycling Club, named after the popular socialist ‘Clarion’ newspaper, was established in Birmingham #OnThisDay 1894. Members used their cycling trips to circulate socialist literature and support socialist election candidates.

Our club website has had a bit of a refresh, take a look and let us know what you think! www.londonclarion.org.uk

🚴‍♀️ Rides coming up this April! 🌟 April 12th: Join us for a London Bimble! 🌟 April 18th to 20th: Easter Meet in Buxton - a weekend of fun and camaraderie! 🌟 April 26th: A scenic ride to Faversham!

Fergal Sharkey would be well advised not to get into bed with the Bridge Farm Archers. They will stab him in the back at the drop of a hat. #TheArchers

Not surprising that these numbers are so low given the stories GB likes to tell about itself. I’d be curious if there were any questions in this survey about slavery *in* Britain, and how many people know about that… www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...

Isn’t it about time that they sold Bridge Farm and all emigrated? Would be a real plus for Ambridge. #TheArchers

A truly awful state of affairs #Nicaragua #Ortega www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/262785/...

So Miranda is played by the wife of the actor who plays Justin and Shula by the wife of the actor who plays Brian. All a bit weird #TheArchers

It’s becoming increasingly evident that the poonami was caused by Tom and Natasha consistently flushing their twins’ nappies down the loo #TheArchers

Renationalise Borcetshire Water now! #TheArchers

Surely, after the initial emergency action, the response to the #poonami on #TheArchers should have been 1. Call Fire Brigade 2. Call insurers 3. Call water company The insurers should be able to help mitigate the loss with cleanup specialists.

Brexit in three headlines

The European Court of Human Rights is now posting on here 👋🏛

Join London Clarion Cycle Club today! www.londonclarion.org.uk #cycling #london #climatechange

“The reason why I started this column in such a poor state of mind was possibly the worst experience of my life in a viewing theatre: Eraserhead. I am tempted not to review it. OK, I succumb. Don’t go and see it in your thousands. Don’t go at all” Julian Barnes. I went. I saw. I loved it.

Trip Advisor's 2024 TOP world destination as voted for by visitors is... LONDON. Which must be very confusing to the people, regularly and reliably informed that London is a warzone/hellscape because of Sadiq Khan and/or under Sharia Law. 🤔 @london.gov.uk

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

@nilesy1961.bsky.social Happy Birthday young chap.

Cyclists lament the loss of LFGSS — London Fixed Gear & Single Speed, as cycling forum with “cult following” set to shut down citing UK Online Safety Act road.cc/311761

Amazing what happens when you actually do things to improve people’s lives

Here in Nova Scotia, we are almost giving away pure fresh water to companies selling plastic, with that almost free water inside. www.halifaxexaminer.ca/environment/...

George is surely going to try to get Brad involved in doing “favours” for his prison gang. Only a matter of time. #TheArchers

We found this bottle of 1996 Tokaji. Should it be binned or donated to charity raffle?

One bad commutation produces ten thousand times the outrage of thousands of unnecessary incarcerations. If you are chiming in only now, ask yourself why you are demanding perfection here, but not on those we lock up in our sadistic prisons? Why does mercy anger you but cruelty does not?

Robert Snell is so having an affair. I wonder who with. Kirsty? #TheArchers

Just caught up on last night’s #TheArchers 1. Leonard should sue David and have his insurers pay the cost of his care. 2. The vicar should have a quiet word with Linda about the Christian doctrine of forgiveness presuming that it exists in the CofE.