ugh we gotta listen to Tom do this middle game, really

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.

I hate to break it to you, but heavily-armed government militias are roaming unchecked through US cities and shooting human rights observers dead in the streets. That's happening in our country.

It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.

guaranteed somebody (probably within the first 10 sales) rips the lid off and recreates the my little pony c*m jar

death to the great satan on earth

Brought to you by the winners of the FIFA and Nobel Peace prizes

honestly… can we give it up for sauces❔🙌💯 reskeet if you love sauces 😎🤙

*checks the free square on my 2026 bingo card* Happy New Year!!

70 degrees in Ohio a few days before New Years. Interesting.

merry christmas your car's totaled 😀

Dave? Dave Brooks? The intern-marrier?

friend of a friend was making easy 6 figures heading a fortune 500 IT dept. gambled it all away, now homeless & squatting in vacant houses / sleeping in his car outside the local casino. stop gambling.

so glad these people have the right to abduct off the street any person with a skin tone 0.5 hue darker than Pantone's color of the year. great. cool. cool. love this shithole country full of fascists & collaborators (more fascists).

where are the transvestigators here? no adam's apple? no bulge? and yet I'm supposed to believe these are men???

looks like that turkey got dissected by the nearest malfunctioning wood chipper

where were the IDF post mortem sperm jackers when you need em smh

this is objectively hilarious but i just know there will be at minimum one CNBC / Forbes bullshit piece like "See we told you Trump is a communist!!!"

if Trump [REDACTED] the entire nyt staff on 5th Ave he'd probably gain approval points tbh

Rudolph doing some test laps before Christmas ehh

i hate this fucking country

love getting invites like "hey we're getting together with so-and-so you have leave in 5 minutes if you wanna join!" ok. see you next time.

that's right

lame lame lame

booo

this shit fucking sucks you better let us disable your AI auto-hiding of replies or I'm out

had a dream about us invading Venezuela (for the oil, obv). can't even escape these monsters in my sleep smh

first politician running on a platform of [REDACTED] every single ice agent and employee gets my vote

This regime took the Reagan quip of "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government and I'm here to help" and decided to enact exactly that.

Gonna talk in entomology class today about how Jewish scientists forced to work in Nazi concentration camps secretly sent fake vaccines to the eastern front and managed to kill 4,000 Nazis with typhus.

military running off bribes huh, sure ok

damn bro all you had to do was cover up / remove the huge Nazi tattoo you've had on your chest (FOR HOW LONG?) and you had a real shot. Fact that you kept it after all this time, now knowing what it is even if oblivious when getting it is inexcusable. hang 'em up.

i didn't think it was possible to see anything more embarrassing on the road than a cybertruck...then I saw a PragerU bumper sticker

atta boy Geno

yet more proof for pedocon theory's merits

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next in line for the Nobel prize:

pretty sure all these chuds complaining about Bad Bunny didn't give two shits about The Rolling Stones playing who are from...GASP! ENGLAND??

dang the "Bluesky is dying" people were right, but it's not bc the user base or waning interest it's the deranged management and mods putting a pillow over its face

bases juiced 0 outs and 0 runs lmao later losers see ya next year

yup

just got back to back text messages begging for money from @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social lol fucking perfect

@espn.com fix your audio for this wild card game so much ear piercing static

BOOOOOO

why are all those comedians in Riyadh putting their hands in the ashes of dead journalists and activists

president AI slop telling Americans we all gonna get a medbed. bro i can't

my apolitical parents are sick and tired of hearing about that scumbag Kirk and "glad he got what he deserved" so good luck quisling vichy Democrats putting this monster on some pedestal to revere to reach out to normies