Wanna know whose shutdown this is? Pay attention to who’s enjoying it.

2 more weeks and we get rebate checks in news cycle

File this under “essential function.” 🤡 #Shutdown abcnews.go.com/Politics/liv...

systems of terror sustain themselves by demanding loyalty over truth

"Person, woman, man, camera, ah-ced-uv… well, let’s see how we say that? Ascenem–enophin? Asseta-minofen. Is that ok?" Nailed it, sir.

Where are those DOGE checks for $5k???

There’s a reason I asked Pam Bondi if she was capable of saying “no” to the president.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Mr. Carr: What's the current market value for a soul?

It's amazing it only took 8 months for America to become a "Deploy the military on our citizens and crack down on free speech" state

I'm invested in the only company that has managed to piss off the left AND the right.

It certainly feels like this administration is doing the same thing on the international stage that they have done domestically. They repeatedly break the law, and long standing societal norms of civility, as tests to see if/when they will get resistance, or be stopped. #ShockandAwe #Impunity

Lucy just beat me in around the world

Just ate outback steakhouse for the first time and my god is it horrible

The quality of the food at track 15 has gone downhill since it opened. At the point now where I want to go back to the original locations

Hey @dunkindonutscoffee.bsky.social what the hell takes so long. In person is the least important customer it seems. Change your ways.

Overheard some guy talking to his friend about the beauty of working in tech. Said this was his 3rd role in 10 years and he struggled to explain what his company does and says it doesn't really matter. This guy isn't a low level employee

When the Cascadia fault ruptures, the area of impact in the Pacific Northwest will cover some 140,000 square miles and some seven million people. Revisit Kathryn Schulz’s 2014 report.

In my world Trump has successfully changed the narrative to BLS from Epstein files. He is going to be even more unhinged if this continues to distract people from the list

I finally learned how to power pivot in excel

Love that new joyner lucas

So Trump is sending Congress home so he can bribe Maxwell to say what he wants her to say in September. Got it. That will be his excuse to never release anything. And if it does come out he can say it was fabricated and a lie because Maxwell told the truth.

This Epstein stuff is important but let's not forget about tariffs throwing us into a recession that didn't need to happen.

“If a lawyer brought me this file and asked if it was suitable for court, I’d say no. Go back to the source. Do it right,” said Hany Farid, a professor at UC Berkeley whose research focuses on digital forensics and misinformation, reviewed the metadata at WIRED’s request.

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It was always your parents telling you to turn the lights off when it was hot inside the house but never - turn the lights on when it was cold in the house. Why is that?

Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident. He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.

U mean to tell me he INSISTED on iPhones be made here, gets in a fucking tizzy about it when they didn't move mfg here and shifted some to India and now all of a fucking sudden he is selling a phone NOT MADE iN USA for 499 and a cell service?

From now on north Providence will be known as north provolone

I use chatgpt to help me not come across like an asshole in work emails.

California is a distraction created because of the musk Epstein comment

For perspective, we would be spending 3x as much on immigration jails alone as on NASA.

Every time someone say Epstein, Taco screams immigration.

Surprised Trump hasn't gone after the company TransUnion yet

Johnston RI

Imagine if they tried to round up and deport Italians in knightsville

Empty-shelf time: “.. ISM Manufacturing imports plunged to 39.9 in May ... lowest since the financial crisis.” (via Kevin Gordon)

Hey @fantasypoints.com this is pathetic.

Bluesky is alive and healthy. We just have lives. The weather is nicer.

Down 16+ pounds in about 10 weeks.

@dolanfantasy.bsky.social hey when yards created my draft is tomorrow?!?!

Hey @fantasypoints.com when yards created???

Aaaand there it is.

My abc countdown craft night project wins. These kids are no challenge.

@fantasypoints.com I need yards created now!!!!!

We are not under invasion. There is no justification for suspending our constitutional rights. Every single American should speak out against this, loudly and forcefully.

Hey @fantasypoints.com when yards created? I have an auction tomorrow!!!

Anyone in Rhode Island see this

At least everyone can agree on today’s lede. 🤡