little proofreading things include the usage of the term "shut up" to mean "be quiet" and the first attestation in writing is the 1850s so i am within my rights to say someone would say it aloud in the 1820s due to lag between colloquialisms in speech and text. and also i like it.

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UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO reviews are in! This week we hear from Sarah. If you've enjoyed my fanfic for AMC's The Terror or Pokémon X&Y, you'll enjoy this story of old man yaoi, alcoholism, and the cartoon hammer of feelings. Pre-order ebook (5€) or print (15€) here: cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/for...

If happiness is a circle ⚪ #TRIGUN #Vashwood

Bunch of studies of Cid and Nero from assorted screenshots I have taken while playing, because I am very normal about them and also seemed like a fun idea to practice colouring #Art #FFXIV

well at this point i think "major sacraliliac injury caused by christmas" wins

Apparently the AI bros are on another round of "Hatsune Miku is AI, checkmate luddites" so this is just a reminder that the singer behind Miku was paid and still earns royalties, and beyond that, Miku is nothing more than a MIDI soundboard with advanced pitch converter options, it is not genAI.

shout out to @subvertebra.bsky.social for patiently listening to me rave like i'm 14 and drunk over a toilet bowl for the last six hours and occasionally pulling my hair out of my face whenever i vomited again

Top of the charts at my house today

genuinely this is high on my list of potential favorite lines from the entire book for reasons that do not make sense until 40k afterwards

(cupping my hands around my mouth and yelling in magnifico's ear) MA'AM COULD YOU NOTICE ANYTHING EVER

if i am nothing else to you i hope i am at least that guy you know with gay cats.

i know what you are.

A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“

the cats piled into the tart together and then immediately had sex. guys. on my desk?

really when you think about it he's like one of those old devices that you have to smack a little to get to turn on properly #NSFW #NSFWart (with bonus implied #perfectworldshipping)

posted a new chapter to my birch/sycamore fic... maybe 2026 will be the year i finally finish it so i can post it fully... o7 #pokemon #fic #deciduousshipping ❄️ ao3.org/works/684095...

This is such a cool illustration of how the Mercator map distorts the size of Greenland, which looks as big as the whole continent of Africa on that map but is actually the size of Mexico.

okay im done crashing out.

underrated kingdom hearts moment is when riku dives into sora's heart to save him in an act of pure selflessness and intimacy but the yaoi is interrupted when he gets inside and meets like five different guys and is all ok how many of you motherfuckers are in here already

Go!! Get your preorders!!!

UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO is now available for pre-order! Clocking in at over 300pgs and a whopping 24% SMUT BY VOLUME, illustrated by @lysandre.me with hand lettering/layout by @subvertebra.bsky.social, if you like old man yaoi, pre-order now! cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/for...

Lrp oomf wrote a whole book on old man yaoi

OKAY IM FIXING IT. YOUR HONOR LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DEATH.

pyre

the problem with proofreading is you notice an inconsistent capitalization and realize you have to redo 60 pages.

trying to decide if im going to eat a book-wide inconsistency vs. actually correcting all of them

hi if you're a #pokemon fan yearning for the olden kink meme days there is a brand new kink meme open RIGHT NOW on dreamwidth. 18+ but both sfw & nsfw prompts are allowed. everything is explained neatly on the meme itself. check it out maybe 👈😇👉 pkmnkinkmeme.dreamwidth.org

it's more or less impossible to find issues that poll this badly and he's decided to make it a major, public priority www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-tru...

the problem with proofreading is that you think about one sentence for ten minutes

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i love when i see the animals come racing in and know that a human is about four steps behind them

reminder that you have TWO WEEKS to finish your submissions to the market! don't worry about what's "weird enough", we want YOUR 🫵 fucked up yaoi. don't rush yourselves—submission time has no impact on acceptance—but don't forget, either!

i wrote one treat i wanted to write for this exchange. i need to finish my assignment and see if i can put together my other treat. and i need to edit this other fic chapter and i need to proofread but all i want to do is knit new socks.

i hate everyone in fandom i should never have ventured outside of my group chat with my wife and our five friends

halfway through shb we all simultaneously went "so bob is the unsundered's shitty ex-senior colleague" and this has led to so many very very funny niche memes such as the invention of golf.

heeheehee more doujin toning, getting closer to the juicy part

5 things in your upcoming release (UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO): - the hottest fat bear you've ever seen - old man yaoi (gay Italian flavor) - the least observant pov character of all time - whatever the hell figaro and almaviva have going on - successfully blended families

What are five things in your upcoming release? - vampires (Polish folklore edition) - erotic references to Catholic imagery - water sports for breakfast - what if you're a maid & your lady is having the loudest orgasms of her life & you wish you were there - menstrual blood orgy #ourcrimsoncage

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UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO reviews are in! This week we hear from Sarah. If you've enjoyed my fanfic for AMC's The Terror or Pokémon X&Y, you'll enjoy this story of old man yaoi, alcoholism, and the cartoon hammer of feelings. Pre-order ebook (5€) or print (15€) here: cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/for...

Happy Flat Duck Friday from the nicest little lady

vote now on your phones should today's promo be sincere or shitpost

the eeby tail is a separate creature from the eeby

two years after my daily driver keyboard pcb shat the bed i have finally remembered to actually order a new one. i hate having to do it. shits expensive. but: also i would really like my keyboard back

if i get to the end of this week without taking my keyboard apart to clean it someone stomp me to death with your hooves please bc it is fucking Narsty.

oh god its late okay i need to sleep. tomorrow i finally get birthday boba (i cant get birthday dinner yet i cant reliably travel and sit anywhere long enough to risk trying to go get dinner)

i have 39 preorders.... youtu.be/Ou4u-lel2IY?...