lmao she's giving this giving this presentation on how you shouldn't dwell on bad moments and one of the ones listed is "out of cheese"

me half way through part two of a four part documentary

"you should go to your bishop about any issues before going to therapy" Mormons have Benoit level brain damage

abusers love to be like "well if you saw it from my perspective, you'd understand and empathize that I had to harm a defenseless child"

I'm watching this documentary about Ruby Franke and I just think every Mormon influencer should be rounded up and [REDACTED]

a dude this sketchy and evil would have a name like Jimmy

she's a narcissist who sees the cast as an extension of her and loathes that they're not bending the knee and thinking independently from her

Bluesky vibe check

YOOOOOOO LFG

"You're a man, and real men have scrotum dust."

hate paying rent, double hate paying rent to my sister. if you want me love you shouldn't have become a landlord tbh

gonna get the note from when Rocko worked at a phone sex hotline tattooed on me

my silly plan to sleep on the couch bc it'll make Luna happy is working

I get so sleepy since I started a different birth control

I've been hanging out in the living room and Luna loves that

if you rewatch a series but on a different streaming service, it's basically like watching it for the first time

I swear the autocorrect has gotten atrocious since my phone last updated

I normally skip The Cartridge Family but this joke gets me every time

customers are entirely too entitled and rude these days and retail employees should be allowed to punch them in the face

I definitely heard a customer shout "what the fuck do you think you're doing?" and later a coworker came in and she was crying. those two events could be related but they could be separate

Starting in 30 minutes!

I wish I had the kind of mental illness that makes me fight for no reason instead of the ones that make me cry.

I thought I wanted a slutty tattoo but it turns out I'm just bored

I have a massive bottle of ibuprofen at work bc I get headaches and migraines all the time but I also offer it to anyone who complains about a cramp or headaches

she won't let me get up

Hades was more a more lighthearted world I think but there's a softness to the world of Hades 2 that I love

I asked my dad if I was his favorite and he laughed but he didn't say "no" (I think my oldest sister was his favorite but I'm the last born so, it's gotta be one of us and I'm the alive one)

Melinoe doesn't have the cheesy one lines that Zagreus had

me need body modification

Shailene Woodley's breakout role was Secret Life of the American Teenager and you can tell her acting never really grew past the bar of a CW drama.

I will never date a man that doesn't walk on the roadside of the sidewalk when he's walking with me

"yeah I'm 32 and I feel it." I hate to break it to you but you sit at home and play emulated games all day, be so fucking for real, you don't feel old, you're just ashamed you haven't done shit with your life or hit made up milestones that you thought you should've hit by now

starting to think that people who fear aging or think being in their 30s is old have peaked already

guess who is a dummy dumb girl and got on the wrong train

Imanyan the exuberant blue and red cat is the mascot of IMA Mall in Hibarigaoka, Tokyo.

watching kids play soccer sounds like something you'd only do if you lowkey hate yourself.

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I understand I'm stupid but it'd be nice if people just accepted that I know what I'm talking about

the cats on a more set feeding schedule is working well until my dad decides we're starving then for no reason and feeds them, and then they don't eat half of what's put down for them 🙃

don't respond to things like a bitch and then wonder why people treat you accordingly

"I blame myself" my dawg that is the one thing you never wanna put in a text document for work

Hades 2 is real good

it looks like he smeared dookie under his nose

I got disappointing news so I'm buying Hades 2 later to cope

he lays like this all the time

we gotta ban white girls from technology

sweet baby Luna

obviously Tylenol and vaccines and other life saving things don't cause autism, but even if they did, I'd rather my kid have autism and be alive than die unnecessarily

the English language kinda peaked with saying "I like you, like you" to explain having romantic feelings for someone

my birth control is free 🥳