when you announce the death of someone you don't like, it's called an o-bitch-uary

I took an everything shower and I feel better about my life now

Malcolm in the Middle Posting: A smart decision acting wise is they don't do much with the toddler that plays Jamie. He is mostly just a 2yr old that's kinda there instead of a character that drives the episode like Michelle in Full House.

since time immemeorial, man has been saying "git gud"

she naps like she works 6 days in a row

I dreamt I went to a wedding and the groom quoted "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" by The Offspring during his vows

you can't declare yourself a himbo, that's something the people have to decide on.

Buffy Posting: Anya said communism works

I gave a couple dollars to a homeless guy and then he asked for my number so we could hook up

you could put Miss Piggy in any horror setting and she would survive

Buffy Posting: I love that Spike has his soul again and all it did was drive him insane

it's always gonna be a little disappointed to watch any given show and hear a Harry Potter reference

I wouldn't leave a guy because his penis was too big, I could come to grips with a big penis boyfriend.

I finally feel better after sleeping for like a combined 12hrs but that was a brutal migraine

masturbating while high? call that a hijacking

Malcolm in the Middle Posting: There's really only 3 characters that figure out that playing at Malcolm's vanity and sense of self. He will always be humbled and never figure it out because he's a genius but he's also an idiot jackass

I woke up with a migraine and the only thing that got rid of it was throwing up, crying, and sleeping all day

the only AI I use is my Amazing Intuition

ok I don't hate Willow anymore. Having her pure rage turn her into a combo of vengeance demon and sadistic vampire version of herself fucking ruled

Buffy Posting: I like that Warren thinks he's a big bad, but no one in the underworld knows who he is and even after they learn, they laugh at him because they know Buffy and Willow will destroy him.

kinda cringe of Netflix to email me over how many days it's been since I cancelled the subscription. I do not want you back

@posindustries.starts.party I think the thing in Buffy happened

now I'm not a big city lawyer or anything, but I'm pretty sure if you shoot someone and they die, that makes you a murderer.

I'm getting old because eating healthy sounds really fun all of a sudden

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Buffy Posting: Xander is doing the "gets really misogynistic and mean when the women in his life aren't exactly what he wants"

ACAB includes people who think there's a "right" way to protest.

the skies are red this morning which means some sailors out at sea are getting their shit wrecked

cops don't deserve unions

The OC Posting: the only knock I really have against the show is that Chris Pratt plays a college activest named Che in the last season.

dumb bitch jail

I hate when my cats are looking out the window and then run away suddenly, because what did you see?

I have a very good update and it's that Annie walked into the den where Roo has been spending most of his time and she was a little puffy furred but she didn't hiss, she just explored the room and then she did it again but hopped on one of the cat trees

Real life is so shit right now. But it’s perfectly ok to find something that helps you escape so you don’t carry that mental burden nonstop. Take a break. Read a book, grab an instrument, draw a picture, play video games. We have a responsibility to fight oppression, but it’s still ok to rest.

I changed my hair to a slightly different shade of red but honestly I really like it

Buffy Posting: I get that Dawn is supposed to be like 15 and 15yr olds are self centered but oh my god the main character syndrome is getting sorta annoying. "No one wants to spend time with me" no bitch you just keep spending time with 20 somethings who all have to go to school and work

thinkin bout... vacation juice

ACAB includes people who think protesting ICE is somehow more upsetting than ICE killing people out in the open.

I dreamt my late cat Freckles was still alive somehow and found her way back to me and the first thing she said when she saw me was how beautiful I am and if pets can visit you in dreams I hope she visits again and again

one time I told a guy I was picturing him naked and that worked out pretty well but I don't know if that kind of lightning strikes twice

I haven't started a fight that will only end in hurting me even though my brain really wants to, pls clap

I gotta say right now one of the best parts about getting Roo is seeing him adjust to the house and get used to us.

some of you need to internalize that being attracted to women doesn't equal liking women. If you think a woman is a bitch bc she isn't automatically nice to you all the time or does things of her own free will that you disagree with, it means you don't like women.

What gets me the most is how obviously petty and small minded the inciting incident was. ICE picked up every single fat moron divorcee and gave them a gun and told them they were Trump's front line soldiers. Naturally now, a federal agent murdered an innocent and rolled out cop speak to cover it.

every fucking loser that peaked in highschool is in ICE now and shooting people for no reason because they need to feel like big men.

periodic reminder that it's actually okay to Bear Witness by reading about events instead of cooking your brain by watching snuff footage

you have to be bad at things before you get better?? fucked up

Buffy Posting: they brought Riley back and everyone sends him off on a happy note but like the motherfucker doesn't deserve it.

The OC Posting: the S3 finale ties up so much of the first few episodes up in such a great way.

Annie got within a couple of feet of Kangaroo without hissing or feeling threatened, maybe now she'll at least know he's not gonna run after her or anything