I want his sack to be yea big and jigglin’

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Yes Bowman, we do not take you or your eyeliner seriously.

If you only watch one thing on sm today, let it be this! Do not give up hope. "Fight and believe"

Here’s Billy Paul belching out the old standard “Me and alky Jones … we got a thing going own.”

Cyber Trucks Paintball

TOAST

Fetterman and Maher were nyucking it up over how funny it was to say "Quiet Piggy" to female reporters who ask about him raping children at Epstein's? Are you fucking kidding me? Also, FUCK BILL MAHER. If you're still going on his show, you're part of the problem, as well.

I’m quite enjoying no-fucks-given Senator Tina Smith.

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

Alan (who me) Dishoshitz tries the antisemitism angle. That kind of lost its effectiveness what with Bibi’s slaughter of innocent children.

They are now seizing people’s homes in Georgia via eminent domain to build power lines for a $17 billion data center.🤬🤬🤬 It is time for all of us to come together to stop these mass surveillance centers. It is the fight that will determine whether humanity has a future at all.

Actually if you cross your legs when you swim in shit you still don’t get away clean.

Ball room?

This one is a bit more accurate

@cmr2.bsky.social who knew that @thekevina.bsky.social was all you can eat?

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“.. The Iran war increasingly looks not only like another shocking humiliation but perhaps the greatest strategic blunder in American military history.” @newrepublic.com newrepublic.com/article/2087...

TYSM sweetie pie❣️

The cost to repaint the Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC blue is now estimated to be over $13 million. Trump initially promised it would cost only $1.8 million. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/u...

BREAKING BREAKING: Trump blathers incoherent jive the people are too tired to pay the slightest attention to. It’s on. It’s off. It’s so big you can’t see it. Nobody has ever smelled anything like it. Thank you for staying numb to my meaningless chatter.

And Trump's not getting them back no matter how hard he begs and whines.

Vlad saves nuts in his cheeks in case the supply chain gets Zelenskied.

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Ah, that western empathy.

On the Trump library bsky.app/profile/gtco...

This guy nails it. 🎯

That time Sylwester Wardęga bought a giant spider costume for his dog and let him loose. Original post

Exactly right!!

Little boy little hand

The part we didn't get to see.

Keep it movin’ Keep it movin’ Nothing to see here Free beer in the paddy wagon!

Yes Yes this is Elvis Before the abduction

I've never heard earned wealth phrased this way, but she's right about it.

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You know Gerry and his lovely wife Sala have worked to keep the Mander family intact and fair but these disquieting times have rattled the very foundation of their representation.