calling @brittneybush.bsky.social - the kraken are looking for a social media manager

You — yes, you! — are invited to my inauguration on Friday at 10 am at City Hall! Bring a friend, bring a neighbor, bring a coworker! I’ll be joined by Ifrah Abshir, John Burbank, Jarvis Capucion, and Cynthia Green. Program will be from 10-10:45 with a reception line after! #thisisyourcity #seattle

what are we doing, Rad Power?? I thought you were bankrupt??? I get at least 2 marketing emails from Rad Power every week and not once have I seen anything about their bankruptcy.

back on my bullshit 🏋️‍♀️

love to start the day on a high just to crash land out of orbit come bedtime

leaning heavily towards “curiosity is an act of self-love”

I think, at this point, that What Would Fix Me is some more roast potatoes

just cleaned and reorganized the living room bookshelf, please clap

why is transit security harassing people who are simply sleeping on the train? it’s cold and rainy out, leave them alone and worry about actual problems.

somehow managed to clean out my closet AND bake cookies today

status update

only took us a year but she’s finally done!!

baby’s first Torrent game ❄️🏒

happy solstice gang, we made it ✨

man burnout really makes even the smallest things feel like insurmountable mountains 😫

Looking for flood information, recovery resources, or info on relief efforts? @slimeythash.bsky.social has compiled a helpful list here: seattle.citycast.fm/news/flood-r...

fresh snow on the Olympics!!! ❄️

is that…the sun???

it’s called being a human being

I know most people tune this stuff out but there are 4 different people who I know personally (who do not know each other) who are seriously ill and/or hospitalized right now due to COVID or Long COVID related issues. Protect your health. Protect your family. Mask up this holiday season.

*screams incoherently*

those are my mayors!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

am I the only one who watches the destruction of the shield generator on Endor and immediately thinks “man that forest is COOKED”

King County Emergency Management says conditions are dangerous and access routes may be lost at any time. More information at kcemergency.com

There is a Flash Flood warning from the National Weather Service in Seattle. People living in Tukwila and Kent along the Green River need to evacuate immediately. There is a failure of the Green River levee. Get to higher ground as soon as possible. This is a life threatening situation.

“You seem really chill” I’m dead inside

the ferris wheel down on the waterfront is lit up to look like a wheel of candy canes and it’s so damn cute

thank god

One of my lovely neighbors had an album release party at a local bar tonight. Have I mentioned lately how much I love it here? #seattle

The West Wing is back on Netflix and I’m back on my bullshit

it’s happening again

idk who put together the playlist at Urban Craft but playing old Beirut on a rainy Sunday? PERFECTION

woke up with iOS26 installed and holy shit this sucks ass

if YouTube makes it available to everyone without a damn paywall this honestly might be an incredibly smart move

the Boston Ballet Nutcracker is the best one and you cannot convince me otherwise I mean LOOK AT THIS GUY

I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is ✨more nyquil✨

Sitting Room is cozy and all decked out for the holidays ✨

kitchen witch reporting for duty ✨🍲

the world’s saddest balloon arch at AMC Oak Tree 😂

tfw your physical therapist was right once again 😑

last vestiges of autumn 🍂✨

how’d you get this picture of my house??

new video is up about the Denny Party, go watch plz www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Uk3fPt/

I mostly post about job openings on Linkedin (www.linkedin.com/in/gordonpad...) but, this job is too exciting to not crosspost: @seattledot.bsky.social's Senior Transportation Planner - Bike Program "This position offers the opportunity to shape the city’s bike network." Applications due 12/9!

“so what you do is you put your turkey in a trash bag” #overheardatCostco

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Do I think Satan has some good ideas? Yes. But do I “worship” him? Yes

if I was gonna have a big wedding, I would demand my reception walk-out song be Midnight City. because why wouldn’t I.

a tiktok influencer is milking the ever-loving shit out of her breakup and I cannot even begin to imagine the brain rot required to think this is normal

just had one of the new Lucy Gold apples that are red on the inside and it tasted fine but man that red inside was WEIRD 😂