Headed to Burbank Airport.

Hero.

Rockstar.

Los Angeles representing for No Kings Day!

No Kings! #TheSignal 🛫

I dare anyone at the Riyadh Comedy Festival to open with “Take my wife…please!” Because they will.

They say “If you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life.” This is particularly true if you love acting.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei!

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Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to those who observe! Which is to say: Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to Bobby Bonilla!

fandomwire.com/the-big-bang... Important read.

My mom taught me everything I know about regular paper napkins and “the good ones.”

Exciting day at Gelson's, as they dimmed the lights and publicly acknowledged me for putting my groceries in someone else's cart for the 1,000 time.

Hero.

There are only about 100 seats left for each of these shows. Fewer for NY and London. If you want em, don’t wait. Hope to see you on the road. thrillingadventure.live @hallublin.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @bnacker.bsky.social @joshuamalina.bsky.social @busyphilipps.bsky.social

Hero.

Here are the secret war plans of the United States. Reply STOP to opt out of these texts.

## LA Fires, 1 “Untied Sates of America” from @hrishikesh.co and @joshuamalina.bsky.social celebrates The West Wing and typos of all kinds. TWWW is donating proceeds to the American Red Cross, An additional $2 per sale will be donated directly by @cottonbureau.com cottonbureau.com/p/DC8QFK/shi...

Hey, @ranvir01, I have a new word to teach you. You ought to have learned it before reporting on the liberation of Auschwitz. It’s: “Jews.”

Hero.

I know I’m not the first Joshua to raise an alarm with a shofar…

ADL: “awkward gesture.”

In February, Biden issued an executive order to impose sanctions on violent Israeli settlers and could ultimately have punished top government actors involved in the settler movement. This executive order was on the ballot in 2024. And, as expected, Trump just rescinded it.

Happy Mel Gibson’s birthday! I am celebrating in the traditional manner.

Probably my least favorite Allison Janney character.

You never forget the day you joined The Illuminati.

Conceptually, ethnically, historically, gastrically, linguistically, visually, Christopher Lee.

"Adams said the NYPD does not want to release the suspect’s name at this time. 'If we do, we are basically giving a tip to the person we are seeking and we do not want to give him an upper hand at all,' Adams said." I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the suspect knows his name.

Finally, a stain removal product designed especially for Jews!

Kerry Washington, posing with Henry Winkler’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She LOVES the Fonz!

If you couldn’t get a ticket to the initial run, please come and see us!

I miss Truman Capote. R.I.P.

There’s no apostrophe in “Nazis.”