A month long bike tour where I'm absolutely covered in muck, sweat, and tears would fix me

The only thing between me and a nuclear crash out is drinking tea while spinning in my chair tbh

The internet was never meant to get this big.

*Youth pastor voice* You know who else was seen as a direct threat to the State?

Bit the bullet for decent winter gear and I will never financially recover

Damn I wish text editors were good.

Computing has been down hill since we stopped having blinkenlights and tons of switches on front panels

Just got accused of being 32

If smoking doesn't make you feel like your dying, something is wrong. Vapes are pure evil. (2 weeks off nicotine btw)

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can't wait for the netflix live action serial experiments lain remake 🤩🤩🤩🤩

Damn I wish programming was fun

Sorry I'm late I took a wrong turn and ended up trapped in the pit of eternal torment.

Sometimes you wake up and put every single blanket in the house on top of you.....

why are you as a man not dying at sea

the AWS outage cut you off from your friends because you're friends with AI chatbots. the AWS outage cut me off from my friends because all my homies use signal. we are not the same

LLM's write code that if a Jr. presented me I'd take them out back and put them down and somehow these are going to replace highly specialized workers.

Say what you will about peaceful protests; but, these people cannot handle people not liking them.

The really troublesome thing with these glorified chatbots is that they're really impressive specifically to the people who lack the competence to figure out whether the output is actually good or not

"spicy autocomplete" you mean type driven auto-derivation within a rich type system and live interaction with the compiler? Oh, no... Oh no no no no.

How I'm planning to show up to all cyclocross events

Sometimes the lords of mess demand you jump. And by jump they mean medically concerning self induced tachycardia for at least 2 hours

got the itch to pick Gregg shorthand up again.

Sometimse you have to tear down everything....

i have opinions

Dinner party day dinner party day

uploading my goon session to strava

The hot new (old) thing in internet is 'your own website'! It's been twenty years since social media started infecting our lives. But, you know, wait for the wheel. Personal sites will be popular again soon because social media is shitting the bed. Get your RSS feeds and webrings ready!

Tightpussy wasn't lying, creatine is an absolute game changer.

Ive been craving rum raisin ice cream for *months*

AI as a field dates back to the advent of modern computing. Expert machines, svm, genetic algorithms, fucking pathfinding, all have roots in AI research. Its a field that made me love CS and mathematics. It is absolutely disgusting how it has turned into a useless cash grab.

I think more games should require high grade stimulants to play. Preferable with a neight utterly unreadable screen at least 80% of the time

Personally I would not pin a massive amount of my economy on a field that has a track record of repeatedly crashing and burning

It still feels like I got hit by car what the fuck

I don't hold the idea that "code is art" or whatever; but there has to be some sort of basis for it. All AI code I've read (and unfortunately its been a fair bit) feels so... empty? soulless? It has so many instantly recognizable qualities that just make me uneasy.

Got my crust pants on shein

My favorite fall sport gotta be college student plinko.

My death cult is ontologically good, actually.

becoming fully beaudrillard pilled. realizing the entire project of 5-4 has been in many ways detailing how conservatives have built a simulation of academic and legal scholarship, in order to live in a hyperreal world in which the constitution demands white supremacy

I need to sleep under a redwood nestled among mass and ferns.

Wish I had normal interest... No one wants to hear a 2 hour info dump on the historic evolution of mathematics ;-;

we need more extremely offline communities

I really want to spend time in nature soon 🌲

Well guess I'll be going back to school gang

Trying to save up for bottom surgery ko-fi.com/sashamandag and bsky refuses to insert the link for some reason

if you consider yourself a "maker" i don't trust you.

Its so rude that apparantly 30-40 mi/day everyday is apparently "too much" and "not a reasonable expectation" I want to bike with my friends after work. I wanna bike with my friends before work! I wanna go bike randomly all the time!!!

Damn I think the barista just called me a faggot