In this thread not a single person speaks for Japanese breakfast and that is truly a shame.

Not if your oncologist leaves, of course. This family doctor certainly has no desire to live in the People's Republic of Doofustan.

Mad props to the kid who is attending this grade 9 graduation ceremony in full goth makeup.

I would respectfully submit that if the system you are implementing to do a task is complicated enough that it needs a live training session (scheduled during dinnertime), then it's TOO COMPLICATED to be ready for release. RTFM no longer seems to be an option these days...

This is a cat checkpoint. Please relinquish your most recent cat pic on your device.

JFC. Just saw a patient who was given over 20 pages of preoperative information to read and fill out. My dude the guy you are doing cataract surgery on cannot possibly read this, especially the 6 page consent for the procedure. If they could, they wouldn't need it done!

Good - the UCP are not serious about governing for the people and their stupid attempt at gerrymandering should be booted to the curb

Got to the hospital before 7, helped do surgeries until 22:30. Ate no vegetables all day, and consumed no fluids that were not coffee. Ate shawarma at 23:30 from the place I know has been closed twice by the health department. Follow this account for more hot wellness tips!

Imagine if a journalist simply asked "how was your son's wedding?" and let him confabulate away how very beautiful it was, all the people who shook his hand at it, etc

Man accused of doxxing nearly 3 million people would like you to know that it feels weird knowing so many strangers are mad at him

Always fun celebrating the accomplishments of runners at the finish line this morning for the 5K and 10K races at the Calgary Marathon! Thanks to Run Calgary, all the volunteers, and best of luck to everyone running the half and full marathons tomorrow!

50 Million Dollars to ask some non-binding questions that are not a high priority to the vast majority of ABs. Here's what is a priority to me: 1 - The cost of living for Albertans 2 - HC access - let's prevent ABs from dying in our ED WRs and hospital hallways 1/3

Ugh, ridiculously slow run with a ridiculously high perceived effort, what's wrong with me-oh, I gave blood yesterday which might have some effect on running performance...

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, and Grogu

Today, on the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia, we stand with 2SLGBTQ+ people in Alberta and around the world. Everyone deserves to live safely, openly and with dignity, free from hate and discrimination.

OUR CULTURE IS BEING DESSICATED BECAUSE THAT GIRL WHO GOT HATCHED FROM A SWAN EGG IS A BLACK BUT GREEKS ARE WHITE EVEN IF THEY ARE FROM SWAN EGGS THAT’S JUST SCIENCE AND THE BATMAN GUY HATES CULTURE AND WHITES AND SCIENCE

Dawn of the Dead and Grogu

Bruins, Blackhawks, Red Wings, Canadiens, Rangers, and Maple Leafs

I just got a copy of a consult from a Dr Supersad and I'm really glad they're a radiologist.

Ha ha, suck it book banners.

Happy 100th birthday to the great Sir David Attenborough

ABs should be very worried... Our current govt and Premier do NOT respect the Rule of Law or Democratic norms.... 1/5

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

🚨BREAKING!🚨 The NDP has revealed that a staffer to the premier AND ALSO the president of the UCP knew about the data breach... Including the broadcasting of Jason Kenney's address... They didn't they not alert authorities. They kept Smith in the dark as well! #abpoli

🚨BREAKING!🚨 Never to let a good crisis go to waste, the UCP are clearly taking advantage of the separatist data breech scandal to run the table on electoral boundaries. Secret meetings? Secret Maps? Every Albertan should read this! #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

I'll have the Cronenberg dumplings, please.

Slightly diminish a book Lieutenant Corelli's Ukelele

Slightly diminish a book Jaw

“A bunch of you consented to providing health data and we allegedly just acquired your personal data and published it without consent so that basically the same thing” Even in this, they play the victim card. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Change a band's name by changing a letter. Depeche Mole

Wandering around the Elections Alberta site... Man, Take Back Alberta has not filed required financial reports for years! 2022 was the last complete.

The French Lieutenant's Woman and Grogu

My Dinner with Andre and Grogu

"Screening For Life is Alberta's most trusted source for cancer screening information." I believe this is a false statement and suspect not a single one of my patients have ever heard of this program. Grumpily seeing another patient just to give them a mammogram and FIT requisition...

Hard mode?

Easy.

Sabastian Sawe breaks two-hour barrier to make history in London Marathon

Drop something from the '80s.

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

"That is not a gathering shaped by the values of welcome and humility. It is a gathering shaped by access and privilege." Almost 100 faith leaders across the province have penned an open letter condemning Smith's elite "Christian Summit" that costs up to $650 a ticket. #abpoli

Of course, if they're stable and meeting their glycemic goals... You probably don't need to monitor them at all...

Happy New Shampoo Bar Day to all who celebrate.

It me.

This is my favorite of these so far.

If you send me an email with the subject ACTION REQUIRED, I will read it to find out what I have to do. If the answer is "nothing," I regret to inform you you're getting eaten by a wolf.

🥂 🥂🥂 All you fascists bound to lose. www.theguardian.com

Happy International Beaver Day to all who celebrate