This raises questions, hospital.

Plans to not be doomscrolling off to a great start as the water feeder main explodes again... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

I believe I speak for all of us when I dare to ask the really important questions. "Where the FUCK are all my fitted sheets? There are at least 5 different top sheets in this bin and none have a matching bottom sheet. WHAT PIXIES DO THIS AND WHAT DO THEY HATE ME SO?"

@mementomorty.bsky.social Happy birthday! Hope you get caked up carrot cake.

Ottawa man takes his Uber driver tobogganing for first time ottawacitizen.com/news/uber-to...

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, eventually became a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Let this also serve as your annual reminder that “War Pigs“ can be sung to the tune of Deck the Halls, and vice versa. (“Generals gathered in their masses / fà la la la la, la la la la, just like witches at black masses / fa la la etc”)

Mary and Joseph praying over Jesus in the manger, or TWO T. REXES FIGHTING OVER A TABLE SAW? Once seen, cannot be unseen.

This is very niche advice, but if you're working your way through the Bonne Maman jam advent calendar and also making sufganiyot for hanukkah, the caramel au cafe is AMAZING inside/on a donut.

Hmm, I'm a competent cook. But 5am me sure could do a better job at making lunches.

So goth the tree wears fishnets.

Bot hands on misery to man It deepens like a coastal shelf Get out as early as you can And don’t use chatGPT yourself

This is great because it demonstrates that transphobes actually do know that gender has nothing to do with anatomy or genetics. These are gingerbread men despite having no penis or testicles, and DNA that is mostly butter.

On Dec 6, we remember the massacre at l’Ecole Polytechnique and we acknowledge that gender-based violence is a pervasive issue: One woman or girl is killed every 48 hours in Canada (Canadian Femicide Observatory, 2022).

Here I am unsupervised at the kids' school show and I have again forgotten to bring alcohol to sell to the other parents from my coat since the concessions aren't tonight. Guess my retirement is pushed back ANOTHER year.

My country literally has a king and there is no pardon power (well, there is a process to seek a pardon years *after* you've completed a sentence, which removes the criminal record from the police database, it's very different).

Kara Grant's (2 time olympian in modern pentathlon) fencing bag. Because I was a cheapskate university student and bought it from her to keep my fencing gear in.

Current household mandarin consumption rate is just under 4lbs/d. But the day is not yet over.

The Beaverton has won the internet tonight. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen Tool The Tragically Hip Ani diFranco Apocalyptica NIne Inch Nails

OMG I *already* provide so much care for free to people who absolutely live here but are too messed up to get their health card.

It's #SCTVSaturday , Canadian Thanksgiving weekend, so it's time for Canadian content! Dd you know know that since Canadian Thanksgiving comes first, Canadians must have invented it? it's a canadian fact Brought to you by the Canadian Fact Ministry

Substitute out “gender affirming care” with cancer care. Or congenital organ defect repair. Or mental health care. This isn’t about providing fully informed consequence free care, because that simply doesn’t exist. It’s about believing trans kids shouldn’t exist. #abpoli

No you're crying at a mathy science comic.

So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.

First real snow of the year. Naturally I'm biking to the ice cream store.

DIG through the ditches and BURN through the witches I SLAM in the back of my DRAGULAAAA

Now, what you hear is not a test, I'm rappin' to the beat And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet You see, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello To the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow

“The decision to override Charter rights fails this test.” The Anglican, Lutheran and United Churches in Alberta have written to Danielle Smith condemning her use of the notwithstanding clause to punch down on the vulnerable Albertans. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Rondellus's "Sabattum" album works very well for this. Most people won't know they're listening to Black Sabbath in Latin in medieval style. open.spotify.com/album/1tQuJN...

Email sent to Tanya Fir. (My email signature contains my name but didn’t fit in the photo.

So, if a doctor sexually assaulted somebody, but *not at work* they'd get to keep their license? I...don't think that's ok. I doubt anyone does. They don't think *anything* through, do they?

Same.

What this government is doing is wrong, and people are hurting. To every trans young person and every family feeling targeted right now: you are seen, you are valued, and you belong in Alberta. We will keep fighting for your dignity, your safety, and your future. youtu.be/WgE5dmVa6AQ

"Keep your stick on the ice."

So Dani’s right hand man just publicly admitted that he doesn’t actually know how puberty blockers work. But with his full chest he’s braying as if he does. This is the perfect encapsulation of the problem. (Braying wasn’t a typo BTW) #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

I don't want to hear Danielle Smith ever describe herself as a libertarian again.

Trans rights are human rights, even if Alberta is using the notwithstanding clause yet again to try and claim otherwise.

Can we skip to the part with the vulture?

Hey @mementomorty.bsky.social you should put some air in your car's tires today.

Getting hellrunes carved into your chest only to find out that’s just infernal for “Fortunate Grapefruit”.

My dog knows he does not get to steal and wolf down entire chicken carcasses from the kitchen counter He does not ACT on this knowledge, but he knows it.

Ugh. Favorite pen just ran out of ink. I cannot work under these conditions, it is intolerable. If anyone needs me I'll be back at home under the bed.

This isn't the most amazing picture, but for reference there is the light pollution of 1.5 million people surrounding my house.

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs, And towards our distant rest we began to trudge. Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots, But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame, all blind;

What's an appropriate gift for someone who just submitted a resignation letter?

Omg… the Canadian Premier League is being played in Ottawa, in the middle of a crazy snowstorm!

nobody needs a billion $$.