3 or 9!

deliveroo knows when I'm at the gym

thanks to SNL UK, my new vocal stim is "WHAT KIND OF IRISH IS YOUR GRANDAD"

good morning, now say it back 🙂‍↕️

there's a gay guy on the Dr Pepper marketing team

wonder how many "he has risen" nudes we'll see tomorrow

the lazing outift 🙂‍↕️

happy saturday skybabes

we love a Monday off for lazing and cranking it 🙂‍↕️

Dempsey's in Sheffield - a chaotic hellscape

I do skincare once ✨💅🙂‍↕️

happy queer music day - all straight music is banned for 24 hours

how work has felt these last two weeks

fuzzy bby

and I just missed my stop on the train so... I might just give up

I need work to back up for a moment, the sun is too glorious for me to dealing with stress

Repost you in a singlet Already posted but 🤭

this will be probably get deleted

Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home

if she was alive, which era of Charli XCX would Emily Brontë identify with?

went to see Ashnikko she asked to throw trinkets on stage someone handed me a lafufu to throw clocked a poor twink in the head with it 💀

Ope 😂

and a new profile picture too

mens feet are so pretty

when a drag queen air guitars, a fairy dies

fresh

"and all that good stuff" is my main workplace jargon ick... just say nothing

I wanna be in one of these but not for sex reasons I just feel like it would be a really peaceful place to take a nap

how do you keep homosexual walking speed in London 😭

what's your sign?

I don't really wanna do the work today, I don't really wanna do the work today 🎵

do I be unhinged and keep saying happy new year at work until February

men who don't wash their hands after using a public toilet? jail

dear god it's been a year 😮‍💨

forgot to post my black Friday purchase... wanna wrestle?

how's everyone's break been? 🌲

I keep finding out about celebrity deaths when someone draws them with Paddington in heaven

hangover and fcf is a killer combo 😭

dear god just let me have one anxiety free sleep 😩

finding it harder and harder to tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen 😔

no underwear, but a singlet 🙂‍↕️

so I took up running, work is stressful and I just wanna hibernate - how's everyone else doing

You heard the man, more toes and soles on the timeline 😤

I must resist the urge to buy slutty underwear in the black Friday sales 😤

this is a H.E.R.B.I.E stan account now

drag race uk judging this year has been WILD

"I love my job" I continue to chant throughout the day