I wanna be in one of these but not for sex reasons I just feel like it would be a really peaceful place to take a nap

how do you keep homosexual walking speed in London 😭

what's your sign?

I don't really wanna do the work today, I don't really wanna do the work today 🎵

do I be unhinged and keep saying happy new year at work until February

men who don't wash their hands after using a public toilet? jail

dear god it's been a year 😮‍💨

forgot to post my black Friday purchase... wanna wrestle?

how's everyone's break been? 🌲

I keep finding out about celebrity deaths when someone draws them with Paddington in heaven

hangover and fcf is a killer combo 😭

dear god just let me have one anxiety free sleep 😩

finding it harder and harder to tumble outta bed and stumble to the kitchen 😔

no underwear, but a singlet 🙂‍↕️

so I took up running, work is stressful and I just wanna hibernate - how's everyone else doing

You heard the man, more toes and soles on the timeline 😤

I must resist the urge to buy slutty underwear in the black Friday sales 😤

this is a H.E.R.B.I.E stan account now

drag race uk judging this year has been WILD

"I love my job" I continue to chant throughout the day

wake up sweetie it's time to work again 🫩

yet the shirts are still gorgeous, on two gorgeous beans 🥰

has anyone heard from David Harbour?

morning 🤗

does anyone have an oddly specific movie reference they always quote? mine is from Robots

yes I did make a matching bag 😇

please buy mine I want a sweet treat

bought a singlet 👀

nose ring now in 🥰

addendum 1: jail for those who have speaker phone on public transport

I like autumn because I get to pull out the me-made jacket 😇

if you talk during a play or musical, instant exile

Another Sunday, another scary image

love autumn and winter but then no boys in shorts and sandals :(

bake off has a drag king called Oliver Clothesoff 😭 I live

post sauna sweat 🥵

readers, what's a gyatt - I feel too far down the line to not know this...

You want to lick my what?

I could get used to Mondays like this

actually looking at myself for once and thinking "hey handsome"

pride was pretty wonderful (and I looked cute, thanks @joemarshwriter.bsky.social for being photographer)

I've woke up more tired than when I went to sleep?

Maybe I am a little soda pop.

my clients were so lucky because I looked like an absolute ✨cutie✨ today

now for lazing 😴

is it me or has the heatwave made fcf more horny 👀

I'm going to see my chem 😭 thank you @nigelgc91.bsky.social 🖤

how I'm spending this heatwave

In the office. It’s too warm. Ugh.

warm, sweaty, moist, etc.