That kid has a bird head. ... I feel oddly indifferent.

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⛓️‍💥⫘⫘ “𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.” ♡ + ↻ .ᐟ ⫘⫘⫘⛓️‍💥⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

━━━━━━━━⊱🐎⊰━━━━━━━━ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏 𝐓𝐚𝐱 𝐋𝐚𝐰 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐲 ━━━━━━━━⊱🐎⊰━━━━━━━━

⌞ ─ · ── · ─ ·𓉸· ─ · ── · ─ ⌝ 𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝔼𝕩𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕚𝕥 𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕎𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕄𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕥𝕠 ℂ𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙 ⌞ ─ · ── · ─ ·𓉸· ─ · ── · ─ ⌝

“Wake up! Daddy’s home!” 🎬 by rimed.1 on TikTok

"𝓝𝓸 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓻. 𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓲𝓽." ♡ + ⇄

🕸️━━━━⊱✖️⊰━━━━🕸️ 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞... S̶p̶e̶c̶t̶a̶c̶u̶l̶a̶r̶ ̶ ̶U̶l̶t̶i̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶A̶m̶a̶z̶i̶n̶g̶ 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧 🕸️━━━━⊱✖️⊰━━━━🕸️

────────────────⋆⋅❌⋅⋆──── 𝕋𝐡𝐞 𝕀𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞... ══════════⊹⊱✖️⊰⊹═════════ 匚𝕪𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕡𝕤 ───⋆⋅❌⋅⋆───────────────── 𝕋𝕠 𝕞𝕖, 𝕞𝕪 𝕏-𝕄𝕖𝕟...

"No one ever made a big deal about MY boob guns..."

<------ Disaster-Bot 6000 He slices, he dices, he covets Ultron's wife.

"No wait, that was the BRITISH one who likes explosions. Bloodstone." "I take it back, that was much less traumatizing."

I regret offering to impregnate you that one time. That was my first step into a total breakdown.

That walking light bright called that pirate smurf Daddy and I want to vomit.

He's effectively immortal so the only legacy he leaves behind will be bar records of his beer consumption. A legend.

"THAT VOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEE."

I stole this 😈

"Technology. It has the power to shape things. We should use it for good, to make things better for all. We shouldn't let those companies decide for us." -A programmer with an independent mind -Philosophical and rebellious -Bookworm

@boom.quill.blue TABITHA NO PLEASE DON'T WASTE IT.

"God. What a hero."

"Beep borp. That crazed murderer? I'd be honored."

"I'm not British enough for that ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️."

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Imagine being a robot. All you have to do is imagine yourself being cool. Yes, yes. Impossible, I know.

🤖 Char Felicia and Aaron being drinking buddies is just absurd.

"Lead on, excessively hot human female!"

"What? I need alcohol for my machine brain to function. I was trying to relate my pain to you."

I don't know why Tabitha like Vampires so much. Very weird.

"Excellent. Every moment without beer is fleshy agony."

🤖 Char How I screamed.

Oh, he's not Skynet. He's an alcoholic Johnny Five. Very different. "Do you drink? Want to grab a beer?"

"Machine Man." He offered her a hand to shake on a long metal extension spring as if he were Inspector Gadget or something.

"..." A long, achingly long pause. It went on forever. "I mean he was a New York 14 but an LA 8."

"Finally, a human with taste as refined as my own."

"He was the first Goliath." Aaron sighed. And he had to manually sigh. It wasn't involuntary. He had a subroutine just the exasperatingly sigh specifically at Tabitha. "Because some rich dolt wants to protect his investments and is offering us two million each to stop it."

"I agree. We are equally attractive."

"BUY ME BEER THEN. PLEASE."

"I have on good authority they've cloned a size changing super hero and plan on using him to rampage through LA. Could be Hank Pym, could be Bill Foster. If we're lucky, it's a clone of that knob Clint Barton."

"I NEED BEER MONEY, BOOM-BOOM!

"But... But there are kelp-men we must kill! And also crypto fascists! SO MANY CRYPTO FASCISTS! AND MANOSPHERE TECH BROS!" "WE ARE BEING PAID GOOD MONEY!"

"The utmost horrible, inhospitable place on Earth." ... "Orange County California."

"Ahhhh I see. Like me."

"Fleshy one. Engage in extreme cooling measures, immediately."

🤖 Char When Emilia finds your account.

"Cork that $#&@ bottle, Tabby. We have a mission."

"By Ymir's beard! Hail! Thor, the god of winter!"