He has to get his running in all fancy and posh, now that he works in Stark Tower.

Introducing "My rate is fifty a day, and a extra hundred when its done...what? A guy's gotta eat." Jameson Robertson "Ah ah, the mask stays on...got a face only a mother can love." The Private Detective "...I can explain the six arms if you would just STOP SCREAMING!" Gothams Weaver.

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He doesn't own it. He's just the new Iron Horse. And he makes the day to day upper management decisions. And he works closely with minority share holders, like Emma Frost. And bosses Peter Parker in robotics around. What a wuss.

Well, he is the new CEO of Stark Industries... So he cannot. Too much at stake.

What are your muse’s bank account details?

Under new Management? You can trust in Stark Industries to help keep you safe, and Running Free.

How Stark Industries used to be like, under old Management.

Easiest retirement he ever had.

As the new 'Iron Man' as well as CEO of Stark Industries, Vanderbilt feels responsibility to the shareholders and in fact does not join the Avengers in space. Instead he sleeps in the fanciest stall known to man. Who can guess the thread count of his bed hay?

The Iron Horse armor plays the exaggerated 'Nooo!" From the Star Wars prequels.

Is flying around Midtown in the Iron Horse armor, basically galloping and constantly triggering the repulsor whine and charge up noise. It's noise pollution and horrifying to behold.

"𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕄𝔸𝕋𝕋 𝕄𝕌ℝ𝔻𝕆ℂ𝕂 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝔻𝔸ℝ𝔼𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔸𝔽ℝ𝔸𝕀𝔻" 𝕄𝔻ℕ𝕀 𝕃𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 #MarvelRP #MCURP #MVRP

💭 Horse thoughts about horse things but also has she filed her Form 5695 to claim her Energy Efficient Home Improvement Credit?

The Iron Horse faceplate lifts and he begins scarfing them down. She can read his mind if she so chooses. He's just a normal horse. With a good head for tax law and finance who can read and write in twelve languages.

He would whinny and nod happily.

He's very pro-Mutant. Just because he's a horse in an Iron Horse get up and does taxes doesn't mean he's a bigot.

🐎 Char Depression cannot take my whimsy

This better not mean I'm responsible for @madisonstark.bsky.social. She's crazy.

Who better? Who has the most fiscal responsibility? Who won't embroil the company in controversy? Who only needs his snack bar filled with apples and has four hooves? This horse, that's who.

🐺| 𝔸 𝕎𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕍𝕚𝕖𝕨 🐺| 𝔸𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕒 🐺| ᴀ ꜱᴏʟᴏ ᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀᴘᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴍ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴇᴛꜱ ᴛᴇɴᴛᴀᴄʟᴇꜱ ꜱᴍɪʀᴋ - ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ꜰʟɪɴᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴄᴏᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴀᴛ ɪɴꜰʀᴀ-ʀᴇᴄᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛꜱ ᴇᴠᴀᴘᴏʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜʀ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴꜱ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴜꜱ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴꜱ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴜꜱ

Finally it's my time.

It was Pepper's Idea.

Yes, of course. His professional duty is on the line.

... ... ... ... ... Get him.

... Da fuq..? ... It's bad, Queek. Very, very bad. He's a horse.

It's barely a first year essay without and format - really it's more of a script than anything. I hope you read it with all the humor, indignation, and humanity I can muster.

🐎 I swear to god this is for a bit.

Glue boy is CRAZY.

Finally. A Bruce Wayne that pays his taxes.

You'd still have to report that.

All these horny metahumans, aliens, and mutants are all tax dodging bozos.

ℂ𝕪𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕦 𝕍𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕤 - 𝕁𝕖𝕕𝕚 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕟 ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕟 𝕀𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕝 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕡

He can sense the untaxed. They must pay.

⠀ 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒚𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒊𝒎 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒐𝒔𝒂. 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍, 𝒎𝒚 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅; 𝑫𝒊𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖, 𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒈, 𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝑳𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒐𝒔𝒂. ⠀

That's it, he's auditing them both.

Is summoned. Who is in tax-based fiscal need?

Emerged.

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Time to be a financial boon to his many potential customers!

@bung3rbunger.bsky.social But... Does it pay taxes?

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