🐎 Tax Horse just makes more sense as a DC adjacent OC now. I don't know why but he gets on more with them LMAO

🕸️ No questions for the horse?

Whinnies.

Honse will protek. Also he's a little magical now, a fairy tricked him into a fairy ring to some other world and he came back dᵢffₑᵣₑₙₜ.

He nods Honse is here to help. 。 。 。 With taxes? He can also probably kick someone. He's good at running, kicking, and federal and municipal tax law in 27 countries.

Whinnies. He's wearing a cape.

Pulls up.

The real monster is abandoning your civic duty to others. Like not properly paying your taxes.

To live in interesting times is a curse.

Eyes narrow. He clops twice, and turns away. It's all very ominous but it doesn't mean anything.

The Bloodstone family is famous for Tax Evasion. PR baby more than for killing monsters. All of Nextwave is known for tax evasion...

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Kryptonian tax law is very simple and not at all difficult. Daxamite tax law on the other hoof...

This will allow him to perform a filing for 2025.

~~Sector Seven’s Lead Scientist~~ Kokonoe (N/SFW) (Minors DNI) #mvrp #sfwrp #nsfwrp #BlazblueRP

Live your truth, Gothamites. Love freely and embrace joy, Gothamites. Pay your taxes and die in obscurity.

. . . Any grass?

𝑶𝒍𝒅 𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎

Vanderbilt and Dami being besties is an unexpected joy of this account.

Hire him to help you out, tiny shark boy.

Do all these super soldiers from the future up to date on their taxes...? And all these time lords? Seems suss.

Whinnies He cannot confirm or deny her tax status.

The tax horse does not speak. It doesn't understand English. It just does people's taxes in 27 different countries in nearly as many languages. English being one of those languages.

He's been summoned.

Doing taxes for some super folks. It's a living. At least he's going some real oats now.

He's eating carrots that he got from the 'Enjoy Tonight' section of the super market, where stuff is marked down for being close to being unsellable.

He's actually wearing a sport jacket.

Really he needs the work. The horse girls of Japan have switched to AI and he's not looking so hot financially this year.

He's a tax specialist. He does your taxes.

Fiscal is coming up. He needs oats, so please hire him.

Children don't pay taxes, so Vanderbilt will happily enjoy the cubes. ... ... His father is still being audited though.

Whinnies.

He's just a horse with a law degree. He can't speak English or any language. He clops his front left hoof thirteen times as if to recreate the Fibonacci Sequence - but it actually means nothing.

Do drunk Kryptonians even maintain social insurance, let alone file proper taxes?

ㅤ Big S on my chest A very fashionable red skirt Who else would I be if not Supergirl? #DCRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP | #SFWRP | #SuperHeroRP

"𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘸𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘥𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘐𝘧 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨." ~~~~~~ --- ~~~~~~ Ms. Marvel, Kamala Khan

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He has no capacity to forgive - he is pitiless. But he holds no real power either. The IRS or whatever legal tax law enforcement agency will eventually come for Maggie.

for funsies.

On his way to make sure you have your T4s and W2s for filing.