||: I can HEAR this gif.

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||: I'm more of an LSD and shrooms dude, but you do you bestie!

||: I love how even the most talented people here of writers... It all devolves down to playground LARP fighting. "Okay, but I have a bigger shield!"

Sky EMP blast incoming. Just a bunch of duds.

||: I don't get to quote The Dark knight rises often, but when I do...

"Spontaneity is for the young."

He hunches and does his best impression of Peter Lorre. "Yesss, my MASTER."

"Yeah, but I don't force people to buy my stuff."

"I am better, actually. I have action figures."

"Can't imagine why. Maybe it's your sparkling personality."

"Yeah, yeah, I'm getting to work. Just would prefer a heads-up next time."

He sighed and started to look through the crates. "Good to know."

"...This how you haze all your fraternity mates, or am I just a special lady?"

"...Thanks again for the kidnapping."

"...I'm sorry, what is it you expect me to do here with these crates and in what I assume is the bottom of Gary Busey's basement??"

He jumped out of the way as he dodged the crates. Thank... Well, /someone/ for his still somewhat demonic enhancements. "Where did you get all this from?"

...Yeah, not sure why that wasn't my first question.

First class? Coach? Economy? Private?

You have a preference of travel/seating?

Kinda busy in New York for a bit but if you want a place to stay by the Palisades, I can arrange that.

"...Well fuck all I can do here unless you got a laptop."

//I swear. If this is anyone’s first time seeing my account. I swear. This isn’t my normal. (It kinda is. But not always.)

"Get off of Spider-Man's back or good luck finding a writing job for even the Enquirer." -Anon

"Christ, I hope not. I mean, at least for engineers, maybe, but my life choices should not be the basis for anyone's path."

"Ain't anything dumb about having good role models in our lives. And yeah, that's why."

Beep boop.

Someone feed the damn cat.

"Well, I was only 2 when this came out, but Jarvis used to play this a lot when he drove me around. You'd have liked him."

"Damn, I love this song."

He raised his hands with an exasperating sigh. "Can't hurt."

Hooray...

"Sure... Laugh. Free country I guess."

He threw a tabloid in the trash, with the headline of "The Stark Arts" with a photoshopped photo of him in a black robe and pentagrams behind him. "WHO LEAKED TO THE PRESS ABOUT MY IMPROMPTU RITUAL??"

||: ok wtf even is a chitlan. I just keep blocking it

He sighed. “Yeah, I can try.”

"Careful. It can split apart like a tape worm, so you need to destroy all of it, or get it all in one place. It also hacked and stole some suits. Had to go analog for a bit to keep everything safe. We're on a new system now I invented. I'll send you the memo."

"The ads sell themselves. Pepper saw the title and just said 'absolutely not.' I think it's funny."

"That reminds me, I need to start my In Bed With Stark campaign where we hand out free smart mattresses for those in need."

"IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL! Look, apparently torture chambers in Hell emulate your worst memories and one of mine was making Ultron with the mind stone. When I managed to break out... I guess an emulated mind stone is just as powerful as a real one so... My torture chamber turned into... That."

"Right. So, Rogers, Technovore. Technovore, go away."

"Well... Shit again. That was good while it lasted."

"I'm hoping it'll be him."

"Please don't undo my hard work."

"Famous reporter. Hard hitting but fair journalist I asked to interview him to help the public see the good guy he is. I think he's got a bad go of it, and he could use the pick me up."

"YES. INTERVIEW! WITH LOIS LANE!"

Is Steve unintentionally talking Tokoyami out of the interview??

No harm done if he does.

||: I'll get it right soon. Confounded technology.