||: IRL has gotten too toxic to do any writing for now. Taking a temporary hiatus

||: I get it. Take care.

💭 I'm not rebounding... I'm inebriated.

"I'll think about it."

"Not here. This place is a back-up garage. What do you want with it?"

💭 You opened the door, I'm just thinking and hoping you'll respond!

He swayed as he kept going. 🎶...So after school, I take a dip in the pool, which is really on the wall! I got a color TV, so I can SEE, the Knicks play basketball! 🎶

As Sugarhill Gang began blasting, he swung his hips back and forth as he offered her a mental hand to dance. "Come on, Chair, don't leave me hanging!"

For her? Absolutely.

"They already know where I live. And it's my house, turn it back up."

No sweat off his back. He's already packed his office. This retirement is a long time coming.

He's out of it tonight. Dancing with a few bots.

And she leaves his mind… that’s enough of that.

||: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhK9... SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS!

"YOU KNOW I"D DO ANYTHING FOR YOOOOU! Stay the night, but keep it UNDER COVER!!"

"I AINT GOTTA MANY FRIENDS LEFT TO TALK TOOOOO! NOONE'S AROUND WHEN I'M IN TROUBLE!!"

"SO MANY THINGS THAT I WANNA SAAAAY!!"

Laying on his patio, staring at the beach, Tony was drinking from a bottle, blasting music. "JOSIE'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY!"

"Well, considering I'm outta the business, why not?"

"I called him Cagney."

"Hammer. You finally hit puberty yet?"

"...You know what kid? I like it."

"...Should I paint my suits in various flag colors this month, or is that too conceited still?"

“Quit the habit in my thirties. Nice fedora.”

||: It’s a gh-gh-gh-ghost!!

“Great. Time traveling Spider. They crack germ theory yet?”

||: Sorry Andrew Garfield, but Spider-Noir is now my second favorite Spider project.

"Don't know who this Daken guy is, but I don't trust his judgement."

"Well, their assholery aside, at least you turned out pretty cool."

"Missing a bit of a color pallet there, pal."

"I'm sorry, is that a James Cagney Spider...?"

where do i start, my name is Peter Parker and im the Spider 🖤&🔃 #MarvelRP X #MVRP

Props to the special effects department in Iron Lung... Especially that third act. Was gagging several times from how good the graphic moments looked.

||: Why does this shit always happen when I’m away? I swear i don’t time it on purpose

“Maybe. Still impressive.”

“And what I had for lunch, I imagine?”

“Show off…”

“Four hundred and twenty five?”

He’s so old he’s making Get Smart references.

Would you believe eight billion?

“…Right. Damn, I’m getting old.”

“Oh… I can handle that. You made it sound like it was televised or something.”

“How is space?”

“…How many people?”

“Who are the judges?”

// I COMMAND YOU ALL TO WATCH IRON LUNG

// AAAAAAAAAAA

||: My god...

||: Oh, then back to napalm.

||: Buckets? Of what?