*on the phone with the reader * *flabbergasted *

⟨ 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐫 : 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝟒𝟔𝟖𝟖 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 ⟩ Her footsteps echoed heavily against the rain-slick pavement. It was close to 3 a.m., and she was heading home from another mission. Success didn’t matter-it was routine. Same old shit, as she liked to say. Dressed in black, she ~

"Now that the world knows I am Spider-Man, they can never know how I swiggity, I swooty, or BAMF any such booty..."

ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ꜱɪᴄᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟꜱ ᴡᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀꜰʀᴀɪᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ, ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴏʜ ᴏʜ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏʜ ᴏʜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ? ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙɪᴛᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ

He's feeling sensual on the ropes for #SeductiveSunday With all the extra fighting and world saving goin on, the only way he can relax is in the air...

Taking a shower while belting out "Into the Unknown" from Frozen 2.

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ꜱᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ꜱᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʟᴇɢᴀᴄʏ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱʜɪᴘ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪᴘꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ, ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴛʀᴜꜱᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴜᴘʜᴏʟᴅ ʜɪꜱ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴏᴜʀ ᴄɪᴛʏ. ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴅᴅꜱ, ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ 𝕿𝐡𝐞 𝖀𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝕾𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝕸𝐚𝐧!

𝙄 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 " 𝘽𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙙𝙧𝙮 , 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙢𝙮 𝙫𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙄𝙣𝙛𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙣 , 𝙖𝙧𝙢 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙇𝙚𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙎𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚" 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙙 " 𝘾𝙝𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙨 , 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙄 ' 𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙎𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙞𝙧 𝙄 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚 , 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 "

Meditates .

<- not a good morning . She ' s got the cramps

𝙊𝙝, 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙢𝙖𝙣, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚? 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙏𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜

❝ Look what I ' ve got ! ❞ Is holding the demon like a fish ..

Appears ❝ What did I miss ? ❞

Aura farming .

Laugh it up and beat me down . You'll get bored eventually . They always do .

-` 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻, 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲. ´-

━ι═ 𝗟𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘀𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗹 𝗜 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗸𝘆. 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘁 𝗜 𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗹𝘆? ═════ﺤ

(( Okay ngl this is pretty spot on

" Mama said knock you out, but papa said slash you down! "

" You can wear slippers of me, but don't forget you can wear me too around your body... With this amazing bathrobe! "

He's casually bleeding on anyone's floor. But look at that posture!

𝗧wo for the price of one, delightful no? #FriskyFriday

𝗛𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗻𝗼𝘄 , 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 ... 𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹'𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗶𝗯𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘀 !

" For my next merchandise... Toaster, but it makes your bread colder. "

「 Asgardians had to ban me for stealing Thor's shirtless thunder 」 #SeductiveSunday

He's casually following the dress code established in Limbo! #SeductiveSunday

𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱. 𝗔𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘂𝗻𝘁, 𝗺𝘆 𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗽𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀. 𝗠𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗮 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗻. 𝗠𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. 𝗙𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝘁, 𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘁. ──ι═ #SeductiveScarySunday ═════ﺤ

˚ʚ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗴𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗴𝘂𝗻 𝗴𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂. 𝗠𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝘆, 𝘄𝗲'𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹. ɞ˚

˚ʚ 𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲, 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆. ɞ˚

Is he going to aura farm? Absolutely.

───ι═ 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽. 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽. 𝗡𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹, 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽. 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆, 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻. 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲, 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁. 𝗠𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽. 𝗡𝗼 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗻, 𝗶𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗶𝘁? ══════ﺤ

-grins like a goof- indie interpretation of Henry Foss from Sanctuary tech nerd and tinkerer/inventor HAP (hyper-accelerated Protean) gamer geek into the #TARDIS

「 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐫 : 𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐀 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐨 | 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝟒𝟔𝟖𝟖 」 _______________ She never knew what childhood was. Her first memories weren’t of laughter or lullabies, but of drills, commands, and the cold sting of discipline. In a secluded Siberian boarding school, she was

ㅤㅤㅤ 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀 -- 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑪𝑨𝑵 𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝑯𝑰𝑴 𝑨𝑻 𝑩𝑨𝒀. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤㅤ ❛ In the heat of the moment in hell, the devil burns bright with passion to claim. ❜ [ #SeductiveSunday ] ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

❝ Bubble tea .... ? I don ' t get it ❞ <- has bubble tea

𝒮ℴ𝓇𝓇𝓎 -𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀 𝓇𝒾ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝓃ℴ𝓌 ℐ'𝓂 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹 ℴ𝒻 𝒷𝓊𝓈𝓎 𓂋 ʚ♡ɞ #seductivesunday

𝓓𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓹𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮 𝓾𝓷𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓭. ・ 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚊 𝙵𝚎𝚢 ・ #aurp #ocrp #mvrp #marvelrp #dbdrp #fantasyrp ⚠︎ 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 𝟷𝟾+ ⚠︎ 𝙽𝚘𝚗 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 𝚊𝚌𝚌 ◡̈

Leather shorts got a little too hot . #SeductiveSunday

What kind of hero is he to not do some merchandise photoshoots?! #SeductivdSaturday

「 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝟒𝟔𝟖𝟖 𝐀 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐨 」 _______________ 𝐒𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝟖 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭: 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐲𝐚 𝐄𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐤𝐨𝐯 She pushed her thick glasses up the bridge of her nose and studied the other woman with brown eyes that tried -and failed - to give anything away. She was quiet, cool, nearly impossible to read.

A faint smile spread on her lips. "That would honestly be so nice - you know maybe it's not impossible..I know you and Matt have a complicated relationship but - you know there's always space for you "

"You're one of the closest people to me....I love the way you think -your brain works wonders...and maybe you have an attractive face too"

AU / Reborn ❛ Young lovers turned into vigilante partners. I couldn't believe she came back into my life after being gone and became Spectra. She was my opposite, and that only continued. But we were drawn to each other in ways I can't explain. ❜ [ FEAT : @anastasiamitchell.bsky.social ]

<----- has no plans for this Friday night. Makes crafts. ♡ For a custom pipe cleaner craft! "I made this out of pipe cleaners! It only took 674739 hours"

{ 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝟒𝟔𝟖𝟖 } Abandoned. Alone. But never broken. She had never known love, never known family. Raised to be a soldier, a fighter, a spy—her childhood was nothing more than endless drills and merciless training. No parents. No relatives. No answers. She never discovered what became

" almost ready - be patient "