It's almost more insulting when people smile to your face and then you look at their social feed after they add you and you can see they're hateful as fuck. You want all of my friends dead and you think we should chum it up? Nah. I'm good on all that, y'cunt.

whoever invented laying in bed knew what they were doing

Me when I get into Mimesis every Wednesday with my friends.

🎨 Victoria Maderna

I lived, bitch.

Cozy aesthetics meet punk energy. 📀🤘 Wax Heads launches today, bringing deep deduction mechanics and heartfelt queer stories to the record shop floor 🛒🎸 Check out the full review and start your shift: buff.ly/qLhydXQ 🎧✨

Well I went and did it again! I made a game for Breathless Jam 3, and this time it is a survival horror game about being the last passengers alive, adrift on a mostly destroyed, alien-infested, space-cruise ship. I call it... Dead in the Void theklaus.itch.io/dead-in-the-...

Remembering the time my ex-girlfriend made me a “I Miss You” mix CD and Nick Cave’s Stagger Lee was on it.

Fuck it. Sharkleberry Fickles.

And they just posted a new announcement on this: www.handelabra.com/blog/2026/4/...

Mondo Squads A Goofy Movie, preorders coming soon.

Starting a long, chilling monologue to an unsuspecting Burger King employee, Dropout cast member and Dimension 20 host Brennan Lee Mulligan reportedly rattled off a twenty minute tirade when placing an order. paletteswap.site/dif...

DM'ng me to ask about Loot Crate in the year of our Lord 2026? You should be lucky I don't have a gun. Just saying.

Y’all. Why am I like this?

Forgot that I told my Miis in Tomodachi Life to call me Miss Nasty and had one of them scream it at me while I’m sitting in the hospital so

I got asked what my aesthetic is and I said "Untitled Goose Game" and I need y'all to tell me you get it because I'm not sure they did.

Happy Monday! If you want a good start to the week, check out this convo between myself and Jeremy Johnston from Evil Trout Inc, developers of @roottrees.com It's a great chat, full of design anecdotes and insight from The Roottrees Are Dead, which is FANTASTIC! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssIs...

How people react to my personality--

5 DAYS until thy soul is forfeit to the digital hellscapes of FORBIDDEN SOLITAIRE, launching April 30th. 💙Wishlist on Steam: tinyurl.com/ywj43ptj 💜Wishlist on GOG: tinyurl.com/2s3sv45j

Cheating on Megan the Stallion should mean we are legally allowed to take one of your fingers. You fumbled one of the baddest? Cool. We’ll watch you fumble that fucking basketball then.

Fuck it. I’m just going to put the tomato soup inside the grilled cheese.

There are times where I’m genuinely worried that I love video games too much. Which is shocking given how much disdain I have for “gamers” most days.

Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!

I like how you can see the fog of war like it's Diablo or something.

I was fortunate enough to get handed one of these gorgeous posters by @rothiotome.bsky.social last week at New Game Plus, it looks even better framed I think! Thanks so much ❤️ Now, to decide where to hang it... 🤔

people's tomodachi life islands be like

Your brain hears the things you say out loud. Good, bad or indifferent and sometimes just speaking to yourself and working out a problem vocally can bring your anxiety down. We don't talk to ourselves nearly enough for the amount of data we take in that requires "further reading and analysis".

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

If you DM or Text me about some gaming discourse, I'm going to block you for one full week. 💞

Fig and Beans aren’t stoked that Pragmata is stealing focus right now.

Don't talk to me while I'm playing my Dadslop.

I work at Kotaku now! :) You can go watch back today's KFGD to hear me talk about it a little if you want. You could also read my alma mater @gibiz.bsky.social to learn more! www.gamesindustry.biz/kotaku-hires...

*Jackass music starts

Keep your eye peeled for an exclusive Forbidden Solitaire announcement during the Second Wind Games Showcase THIS THURSDAY, April 23rd! 👁️👑 w/ @secondwindgroup.com

Hear me out— Pumpkin Spice Chili. So, this was delicious. I saw it (on sale because out of season) and was just wildly curious what the vibe was and it’s just chili seasoning with extra warming spices. Very good and easy to replicate. #whatscooking

Putin on the Ritz

(PCDD) Heavy Rain (DRM: Steam) Will be Free in 50 Minutes via Lenovo. https://ow.ly/KHyb50Ymx7e

The way Replaced has excited my brain again after so many games that are thrilling but also too familiar -- it needs to be studied. I sometimes pause just to catch my breath from everything that I'm witnessing. Every frame is art.

SCREAMING

Death Doula. The mic rula'. The old schoolah. You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.

That's some real Tigger disappearing into the snow energy and it's a guilt trip that I can respect.

Me from the safety of my non-complicated friend group when people come to bring me goss about theirs

I'm looking to talk to some folks about accessibility controls in games that make their lives easier. Attach some folks to this post that you know speak on this frequently because I'd love to chat with them! Cheers! 💞

Didn’t learn from Lil’ Guardsman, apparently: branching choices every turn = content chaos. Now Curse of Resthaven has 3x major timelines & New Game+. Implementation this weekend felt more devilish than any in-game puzzle. Still, just got everything into @yarnspinner.dev. Big win. #GameDev

You know how you put on an episode of Shrinking to catch up while you have your coffee and end up ugly fucking sobbing by the end of it with ten minutes until a work call with your whole team?

It's driving me nuts the amount of YouTubers that do these "TikTok Recipe" videos who don't like to eat most foods, so no matter what they do ick face and ALSO do NOT try to figure out why it doesn't work and FIX IT. Just wasting food and pissing me OFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Me: Disney's doing an extraction shooter? What the fuck? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Also me: I'd have to uninstall my other Disney games, I guess.

If you don't work in food service then you shouldn't know the difference between more than two bbq sauces. You're not going to get style points because you can taste more molasses than mustard in a region-specific sauce, Brian.