What a weird way to say that, Spectrum… 🫣

Immortal life advice

I'm really in my "I only like a handful of people and everyone else can fuck off" era.

Sony really does think that you will sigh and lift cheek once you're done protesting their behavior. They've known consumers long enough to know this won't last long. A move like this isn't made without an abundance of discussion and crisis/risk research. Folks will let them in and they know it.

It’s the kind of hot outside where we’re just hiding in the dark and eating the chips and dips that Cold House Candice prepped for You Better Not Heat Up the House Candice this morning.

Me when I'm low-key playing Destiny during our weekly kick-off work call.

Beautiful

I've officially started rolling out removing my (now 25-year-old) username/tag from most places. There's been too many folks looking me up and everything feels so invasive nowadays. The worst people have too much access. Stalkers don't ever say die. End of an era, as my brother said. SO weird.

One of my favorite things as I grow older is recognizing that I don't need to act as if I like someone who floats in my same social circles. I used to just smile politely and nod "Yeah, they're great!" and now it's more "Yeah, they're not for me." You can be polite but keep your garden weed free.

If you respond to me calling you out on something grossly sexual (aimed at me) with "😜" then that's all it takes to go straight to Ick Jail forever.

lol

Happy pride month

Going to add 'fries in the bag' as the new dogwhistle for dumb fucks.

I was told my fridge door organization was that of a little old lady. I guess but like.. shut up.

"Thank you for walking with me all these years." youtu.be/TyUzUuzlPmY

"You cooked with that" he said, forgetting that I had been a writer for decades and long before I ever stepped foot in PR.

Listen, folks. There's so many solidly done people-first cozy games in the world right now that if you're being pitched some lazy AI-addled cozy game, you should just reject that shit outright. There's NO reason to accept it. The cozy genre exists because of that HUMAN feeling of coziness. Period.

This is why indies stay winning to me now. This pisses me off so badly because the art and stylized aesthetic of Kingdom Hearts is at its very core and here they are GTA'ng all over our KH. Fuck this shit into the ground, dude. Please stoooopppp.

ALFRED: why do we fall, master Bruce? DEPRESSED BATMAN: because we’re fail and we fucking SUCK alfred

@kamkonek.bsky.social Uh. You still playing Destiny 2 or whatever?

I got a late nap so I stayed up even later making @belluh.bsky.social some garlic Parmesan breakfast sausage meatballs to go with her grits in the morning and getting the kitchen cleaned up. Remind me that I felt really happy during this when I’m tired later, okay? 🥰

Does anybody else sometimes see bugs where no bugs?

I mildly bedazzled my Skeletor cup. If something happens to this thing I’m going to crash the fuck out.

When even some of Grummz' own followers are saying that the lead in the new Stellar Blade game has too young a face...? That's really saying something.

This has been an intensely mid showing for the opening of Summer Game Fest. A few bangers in there but like, why would you put Last Ronin and Veronica so early in the show? Seriously. I know this lineup was locked weeks ago. Did they not do a run-through for heat?

Normalize talking about how hot women are in their 30s and 40s

Big year for games that should alert local law enforcement if you buy them. Seriously. Why are we clapping for Stellar Blade? That woman's body had a legit child's face on it and I can't really figure out why in Epstein File fuck we're not more sensitive to this shit yet.

What a great night!

Added Wax Heads to the curation page! ✍️ Wax Heads is a puzzle game where you recommend the perfect record to each customer. The story is all about the human connection and how music brings us together, creates community, & allows us to vent our deepest feelings.

Y’all. I think getting I needed to delete this tweet is the final straw. It already sucked there but I’m done even keeping it active for work. I’m over it. Those people are gross.

I bought a CD Player boombox that I always wanted when I was younger and then a few CDs that I would've blasted. I spent maybe $30 in total and I can heal that little part of me from when I was younger. I encourage y'all to check ebay for the things you once dreamed about that felt out of reach.

I just keep thinking about the vibes in my lesbian grandmother's house back in the 80's and how fucking immaculately queer and weird they were. With love. Been chasing that vibe for years. I hope she knows how positive her memory has been to my identity. Her and "Aunt" Elaine.

It's Friday night baby

Bombshell. I’m shook.

How I pass off to @keithandrew.bsky.social in our client calls

While being in recovery, I've mostly only watched DVDs (and their commentary tracks which I love) and it has made me fall so much more in love with my physical media. Something about the commentary track for Dogma just.. rewires my brain a little bit, you know? We lost all that with streaming.

People don't want inconvenience. I think it comes down to a few things Actual ownership of your media. Simplicity and ease of use Physical objects are cool to hold/collect

in 1995s Goldeneye Judy Dench has a line to the effect of "listen, you little shit, you're an ancient misogynistic cold war relic and nobody likes you"

Way to make me want to buy this game even more.

I'm going to be honest, I have ZERO patience for anything I see when I load up Twitter. It makes me instantly mad. I legit saw people saying they cancelled their pre-orders of 007 because some TikTok guy was in it. Fucking what? Stop your bullshitting. You never pre-ordered that game. Dork shit.

These spicy jalapeno pineapple chunks are going to be great with some veggie kabobs! I also made a little mocktail with some pineapple, agave and jalapeno! Can you tell I’ll excited to grill?

Mallrats on the CRT+ Fable 3 = proper recovery bedrotting!

It's almost more insulting when people smile to your face and then you look at their social feed after they add you and you can see they're hateful as fuck. You want all of my friends dead and you think we should chum it up? Nah. I'm good on all that, y'cunt.

whoever invented laying in bed knew what they were doing

Me when I get into Mimesis every Wednesday with my friends.

🎨 Victoria Maderna

I lived, bitch.

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Well I went and did it again! I made a game for Breathless Jam 3, and this time it is a survival horror game about being the last passengers alive, adrift on a mostly destroyed, alien-infested, space-cruise ship. I call it... Dead in the Void theklaus.itch.io/dead-in-the-...