Well, no, because if she'd died of smoking you'd have no one to pick up from school babes

GUYS I GOT ICE IN EUROPE!!!!!!!!

Pro-tip to my MAGA-leaning American cousins watching the world enjoy itself at the World Cup: You don't have to denigrate other nations to feel better about your own. If you feel like this is the only option, chances are things at home aren't as sweet as you say they are.

We'll be back.

My prediction: If Burnham gets in unopposed, he'll call a general election before the end of 2026. And he should. He'll never be as popular as he is at that moment again.

I think this cardboard cutout might have over-estimated its abilities, but I'm kinda envious of its confidence

Racists are really good with AU

Err. OK. Anyone know why I've just been served this ad by Debenhams on Insta featuring several pictures of sofa lover JD Vance?

Anyone have any idea why the media thinks we need to know who Duncan fucking Bannatyne is supporting in the Makerfield by-election? No? Me neither.

Dear Instagram, stop trying to make Instants - whatever the fuck they are - happen

So I've heard tonight's interval act will be a funny song about how "Eurovision" and "urethra" sound kind of similar. It is going to feature Flo Rida dressed up as a bladder.

Just like the Tories did time and time again, in full view of the cameras no less, Labour is in the process of signing its own death warrant right now.

Editors, I’m looking to do more freelance reviews. Unfortunately, work hasn’t paid me for last month and I’m struggling to make ends meet while I wait for that (it’s three weeks late now). I can also help with guides, interviews, previews — anything you need.

On the eve of the first Eurovision semi final, here's why it - and the EBU - have lost me for the first time in over 30 years. open.substack.com/pub/keithand...

Main character syndrome is someone repeatedly trying at a toilet door in a coffee shop, thinking it must just be stiff or something, not for one second considering someone else might be in there

Just don't ask what I'm up to this evening.

Currently coming out of (I hope) the latest strain of COVID. Going round. It is deceptively rough. Not quite flu level, but getting up there.

The light in Manchester tonight was amazing.

Was an absolutely beautiful end to the Easter weekend in Manchester today.

Went to Leeds today. One of my favourite cities.

Düsseldorf, day eight.

Düsseldorf (well Wuppertal), day seven.

Düsseldorf (well Wuppertal), day seven.

Düsseldorf, day six.

Düsseldorf (well, Dortmund), day five.

I can't speak for America, but the UK media is slowly starting to acknowledge that the US is losing this war.

Düsseldorf, day four.

Düsseldorf (well, Köln), day three.

Düsseldorf, day two.

I quite enjoyed Princess Diana. youtu.be/lILVObugHtQ?...

Düsseldorf, day one.

In short, Starmer - just a week after Trump said the US didn't need the UK - has told the huge orange one to go fish. Best thing Starmer has ever done. :-) youtu.be/WX4WyoMGuT8?...

Well, is he...?!??!11!

Yes, I'm that person who comments "Who??" under every Facebook story about a celebrity. They're all me

Series 4 of Doctor Who

The walk back from the gym last night

Seriously considering ordering this.

The Prime Minister we all need right now.

Not in my beloved San Francisco for #GDC this year. Missing the place!

I cannot believe we live in the reality where the President of the United States delivers a declaration of war wearing a sodding baseball cap. Someone tell him he looks like a pensioner who has gone missing from his care home.

Honestly if any European leader attempted the kind of unhinged, factually incorrect, drugged-up speech Trump did at the State of the Union in their respective Parliaments, they'd be ripped to shreds there and then by the opposition politicians. Absolutely destroyed.

Manchester looks pretty in the rain I think

Manchester looks pretty in the rain I think

And here, in a nutshell, is why I won't be going to GDC (one of my absolute favourite work trips) this year, or anywhere in the US for some time to come. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Deaded.

Manchester today.

I'm not sure I'll ever understand why, regardless of what they were or were not doing, so many right-wing Americans think shooting someone in the head several times is the logical, deserved response. It's arguably the biggest cultural difference between Europe and the US.

Not much I can do about this but GameRant’s five minute re-write of this story I worked on for a week is on the front page of Reddit steering all of the traffic away from the original, which is here: mobilegamer.biz/many-interna...