Goat break up song.

Missy + 702 collabs are all insane ❤️‍🔥

I’ll finally have a solid answer to “what radicalized you?”

My meat be tinglinggggg when y’all post pics in fishnets and thigh highs and shit 🤤

See, no. Bc should any of those be the case is being annoying and impatient gonna get you a response any quicker? You better go sit down.

Failure to speak up when people hurt you is teaching them to do it again.

Whenever people send me that I literally tell them to calm down.

I’ll be “???” To Satan too fym 💀💀

Legit hate that shit with a passion lol

Also why are niggas still going out their way to still use “koo” and “coo.” in place of cool? That’s a fetch that never happened. Y’all are adults and this isn’t AIM. Let’s spell our age.

I gotta tell my ex I’m moving 1500 miles away next month, and there will be crying and throwing up. It’s like having to break up with him all over again

Last year was about mental health wealth. 2025 is about financial abundance and looking good naked.

It’s a Paramore kind of morning.

People who send “???” because they didn’t get a response quick enough can go to hell

The concept of healing is so powerful and divine. It’s a force that exists in all of us way beyond what our bodies can do. Tap in.

I tend to take long naps. For example, my naps during the day could be between 3 to 4 hours. People think I’ve abandoned them whenever I don’t respond within that time frame because how long I sleep. I need yall niggas to calm down. I’m just sleeping. 😒

Um no I need to hear my would-be murderers tryna make their entry. Y’all wanna end up on Forensic Files so bad

“Some people graduate but be still stupid.” - Ye

Did you do something for and by yourself today?

It did something

What’s the nicest, most effective way to tell someone their breath is bad?

Can’t*

NO TREAT. ONLY STOVE.

This child ain’t have no business sangin like this at 15.

I’ve been watching Matilda for freaking 30+ years. How am I just now putting it together that Ms. Trunchbull killed Ms. Honey’s dad?

TODAY is Sunday 😊😊. i’m claiming a good week and no bad energy.🫶🏽🤞🏽

Sometimes it’s better to listen and not respond.. I’m learning how important that is these days

please don’t let peoples opinions on your looks or any external validation make or break how you feel about yourself. If you tie your self esteem to anybody else’s perception you always gon lose. Beauty is relative and everyone is someone’s type. Sending lots of love 🫂❤️

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

Love my baby to life but sometimes I very much wish my dog had somewhere else to be than my house. Like this guy don’t ever have any errands to run or nothing? Go pull up on some hoes or sumn my boy.

So simple. So real.

Where the fuck were white people when everybody else was learning how to respect personal space?

Actually tired of porn but also dont want nobody in my house 😭

Babes… take your meds… we need you well 🫶🏿

Telling your kid to defrost the dinner meat when they get home from school 2 hours before you return home instead of taking the meat out on your way out the door in the morning.

March ✨ be good to us ❣️

It’s fuck bees to this day.

This is a hurt piece right here.

The way white people co-opted the concept of woke is so painfully on-brand for them and their collective legacy of whitewashing or altogether ruining anything that doesn’t celebrate, validate, or appeal to them or their values.

Simply telling your job you won’t be coming in, and not expounding any further >>>

Sleeper bodies >>>

Choose people who choose you. Period.

Don’t forget whiteness. They chose the fuck out of that

The devil you know ain’t always better than the one you don’t.

Crazy how mere familiarity/comfortability can keep us in situations/relationships that is evident we no longer have business being in.

Good morning to Black men who keep it real, keep it cute, and keep it pushing. May your skin glow, your peace be protected, and your group chats stay messy in the best way. Asé