Rewatching #EmpireRecords and instead of me just thinking it's a just a "cool movie", I realize my Xoomer shines thru as it dons on me what a total HR nightmare all this would be... And to happen ALL IN ONE DAY!?! #FML Just shut us down now, Employment Canada.

Hadn't realized I'd been grooving along to Janet Jackson's "Rhythm Nation" at work until some Gen Z'er came up to make sure I wasn't in fact having a seizure... 🤷😭

Had the strangest dream last night that I built some kind of device like a T-shirt g*n, but instead if a g*n, it was a tank, and instead of t-shirts it shot subway sammiches. Pretty sure I need to patent this before someone else does. #deepthots

Through a strict scientific data collection process, I have come to the conclusion that the Venn Diagram for guys who: 1. Use a faceless profile to send "want this 🍆?" msgs 2. Have a F*ck Tr*deau sticker on their vehicle 3. Call you a slur when they see you out in public Is a circle. #justthefacts

Looked into the bathroom mirror at work today and was all "hold up... I've taken this pic before..." Sure enuff, same hair, same shirt, same bathroom, just 9 years apart. Is this that #twinkdeath y'all been posting about? #gayculture #gayyyc #gaycanada 🇨🇦

Just had a random DL fuqboi message me with "you host? Live alone?" Live alone? IN THIS ECONOMY!?! Straight men be wilding and hella delusional. #poor #gay #tired #brokeassedbitch

ICE Deports Mariner Moose Back to Canada: tinyurl.com/vswvxhrr

It's like so weird how even in this modern age we can still resort to superstition and believing old wives tales... I dropped the soap in the shower today and my first thot was "oh, must be a Dom Tom swinging by today". #lavendarmagic #gaylife #gaymen

Strangest thing happened tonight... Took the risk and hooked up with some anon tonight, and did the whole thing where maybe my body type isn't going to be acceptable, so I felt I had to let them know I'm a big, burly bear... Ready to be ghosted. But no. He says it's no problem, as he's one himself.

This is one of the first federal elections which I genuinely feel afraid. I fear we'll fall victim to the same damage a radical, right wing "conservative" party has unleashed down south. I fear civil rights and liberties will be rolled back for the few in hopes to "protect the rights" of the many.

I will NOT be upstaged by pagent world William Shatner!! #HBD2M #perfectdate #iykyk #april25

Is this a measuring cup for ANTS!?! #householditems #kitchenitems #kitchenproducts #Zoolander #nails #nails💅

You know those days when you've woken up from a dream that had you and your partner arguing violently because he refused to allow the tiger you rescued on your way home in the house, and then you found out he'd hired hitmen to "disappear" you so he could get sympathy sex when he says he's a widow?

Just finished "Auganic"... And LAWD Jeezus, she has thoughts! "A married couple examines an unusual phenomenon when they discover a special ability during an intimate moment.' What they fail to say is the complete DREAM BOAT & icon of a man @kennybrain.bsky.social was half nekkid through it all!

#deepthots #inspirational

Talking with a guy in knew way back in my twenties, all about coulda, woulda, shouldas... Saddened that we never hooked up back then, when neither of us realized it was an option.

Who did this??? 🤣🤣🤣

We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

Watched #Plainclothes last night, which for a #LGBT #movie was pretty good. My husband had a tough time believing arrests with that level of entrapment was real in 1997, but I remember the fear all too well back then. But with a Daddy-fied RToves, it's worth a watch. m.imdb.com/title/tt2755...

Tonight, she was taken on a JOURNEY. #whitelotus #whitelotus3 #ladyboy

Remembering that time I told a yoot that today was the "Ides of March" and they were all... "sorry, I don't watch Star Wars, so I don't know what that means." I should have known the downfall of society would soon follow. #march15 #idesofmarch

I have never felt more seen than when Adams explained how "cereal goes in a different stomach" on tonight's #GreysAnatomy.

I successfully convinced my hetero dude-bro boss that I watch #Reacher because of the plot. I have also just applied to CSIS & MI6 because it's now been proven how I obviously excel in subterfuge and spy craft.

Common sense and decency < the homosexual urge to drop that buss to the floor when you hear mad beats coming from a car in a parking lot. #LGBT #gay #dance #allaboutthatbass

Just had a near death experience while waxing my nose hairs... Some of the hot wax unknowingly dripped onto my moustache, but DEFINITELY let me know when I went to yank out the stick and half my taint tickler went with it. 🧔⤴️😭 Beauty is pain. Pain is beauty.

Was totally trying to do my part saving the country while I was at the liquor store today... Noticed that the usual wines I buy are 'Murrican so I casually put them back and bought Canadian wines instead. #buycanadian

Just asked my boss if a group of staff were gonna "step their pussy up" and get to work... In another, totally unrelated story, I have a meeting with Karen, from HR in the morning. #RPDR #work #gay

So… kinda shockingly good? And fun. And creepy? Like… where did this come from? Highly recommended #TheGorge #FilmSky 🎥

White Lotus is coming to play this season! Layers of competition, potential incest, Carrie Coon being fabulous, and tasteful side penis. We in for a season y'all

and y’all thought the ass eating in season 1 was a lot for tv #whitelotus

The energy one character was bringing to the table on White Lotus season 3 episode 1 last night.

I'm going to have to spend a lot of this season of THE WHITE LOTUS reminding myself that Patrick Schwarzenegger and Sam Nivola are NOT related, they are ACTORS playing ROLES, and the feelings I am feeling are OKAY, aren't I?? Damn you, Mike White! (I love you, Mike White.) #thewhitelotus

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

Yes, the #gayhusband and I exchanged tokens of our affections for #valentines day, but it doesn't have to be all that lavish when we don't just wait for one day a year to express to each other how we care for each other... Practice a little #showandtell everyday!

If music is therapy, who's your therapist? #tool #toolband #music #rock

You GUUUYYYSSS!! My husband always finds the sweetest ways to show me how much he loves me! #baking #cookies #bake #gaymarriage

“Record labels need to treat their artists as valuable employees with a livable wage and health insurance and protection. Labels, we got you — but do you got us?” — Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech.

Friends noods are so much hotter than porn. I will die on this hill

If I send you this it means I have no idea what’s going on

“DEI is not a threat. It’s a gift.” — Alicia Keys accepting the Global Impact Award at the #GRAMMYs .

Just casually brushing up on my history of Psychology (you know, as one does) and realized that I am a man descended from an exact era of time... One that will NEVER pronounce the name "Socrates" correctly. Thank you for that gift, my Wyld Stallions.

80s kids will understand.

*Internal monologue while driving home* "Yellow" comes in the playlist: oh, this is a good song. Wasn't this from 2000? [ummm... that was 25 years ago] "Don't Stop Believing" up next: oh snap, this was my JAM in the 80's! [1981. That was 44 years ago, gramps.] F*ck, I'm old. #adulting #age #music

Finally got around to watching The #CoffeeTable last night, and even though I knew I should be expecting something, when the something finally happened... #horror #movie

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Just saw an oomph post a thirst trap where he's at the bathroom sink, and his 🧺 is just resting on the edge, and I was all "hey, I do that TOO!" Except,for me it's my fupa that's holding space on the counter while I'm flossing... 🤷 #gay #bear #chubby