When I try to make small talk in break room: “It’s weird how no one poops on their floor here. 😳 Not like pooping in the corner of their office but like the office’s floor. Not like on the floor. Like the floor their office is on. Like, if they’re on the 2nd floor they poop on the 1st floor toilet”

That annoying moment when your hyperfixation food goes from the only yummy snack you want to eat to being totally unpalatable mid-chew. Goodbye, baby carrots. See you next time my brain decides I like you. #neurospicy

Am I just being a grouchy old man or was like 2012 way better than 2026?

Happy Imbolc to those that observe. Burning the midwinter wards to make the ground ready for the promise of spring. The warmth of hearth in winter. The fire burning what came before. Fertilizing the soil for new seeds to take root. #WitchSky #PaganSky #Imbolc

I’ve seen less panic in a grocery store over a category five hurricane than I am right now for a potential 2 - 12% of snow in the central Gulf Coast of Florida. People are like “I need ALL THE GARBANZOS!!” #Florida #snowmageddon

Noooooo 😭 variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Happy #FungiFriday! Here are some cool #mushrooms and a picture taken while I was taking this picture. I include it only because I forgot how long my #beard got during this foraging trip. The amount of dew it caught in the forest was incredible. 🍄📷

Sometimes, when I see a bunch of muffins, I get the impulse to squeeze all the streusel topping between my fingers and squeal-giggle like a manic little goblin. But I don’t. That’s real self-control.

Some beautiful gill on #mushroommonday for the #fungifriends 🍄📷

Just a few shots from yesterday’s forest walk - plenty of #fungifriends for #mushroommonday 🍄📷

Random pinecone on the trail or fey trap? Not today, faeries. Not today. #witchsky #feytrap

Happy #FungiFriday #Fungifriends here’s a nice mushroom to get you into the weekend.

This was an amazing watch. Voice acting & music seem finished and the animatic does a great job telling the story. Probably one of the best two hours of visual entertainment in months. Highly recommended #Cradle #unsouled youtu.be/JJMuJCLsYeQ

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! OMG it’s Amanda Lepore I can’t believe we saw this icon.

Two and a half hours to midnight in EST and there has already been too much vodka. #NYE2025

Woh, almost missed #mushroommonday Here are some practically perfect polypores for the #FungiFriends 🍄📷

The owls at the wilderness park yesterday looked particularly sad. I would be too in a cage the size of a large room when I was built to have several square miles of territory.🦉

Went to a wildlife park with friends today but the highlight has to be this classic Pizza Hut! They had the Book-It posters and everything!!!

Between Wednesday night, Thursday, and today— so many paper crowns were worn. #NocheBuena #PaperCrown

These #Fungifriends were hiding in a moss covered nook in a giant tree. The air in the forest was so clean. Happy #Fungifriday 🍄📷

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show/ movie you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

What's your favorite Christmas movie?

Gingerbread Lane 2025. It was his first time making one & I didn’t realize it was also my sister & brother-in-law’s first time too. It’s nice being part of someone’s first time experiencing something (even if it’s the frustration of slow setting icing)- also the start of a new family tradition.

I really should be on like an inept gift wrapping talk show. I managed to use double the amount of paper needed and still end up with uncovered spots. I end up having to do weird folds like this and half a roll of magic tape. For rectangular hard cover book. I should stick to gift bags.

QTP with a gif of your favourite wild animal 🌿

If you see this post your favourite Final Fantasy character

I don’t care what anyone says. Gale is a great #BG3 romance.

Pomanders and the Yule log flames. #witchsky #heathensky

Yule wards ready to go up on all the windows and doors before tonight’s fire. Happy Solstice / Blessed Yule to all! #WitchSky #HeathenSky

We made it to #FungiFriday #Fungifriends - here’s a mossy polypore to celebrate.

Nothing makes me feel more gross than soaking my yetis in vinegar and seeing all the gunk that builds up despite daily washing.

In honor of the last #mushroommonday of this semester before winter break, I offer the #fungifriends this wall o’shrooms from the Heart of the Forest near Port Angeles, WA. They were growing on the underside of a large span of roots from a fallen tree. It was beautiful. 🍄📷

Oh yeah! #FungiFriday for all the #FungiFriends Here’s a ghost amanita. 🍄📷

The AC is on full blast on my end of the building despite being a lovely outside. I could probably keep yogurt shelf stable in my office if I wanted. Thats ok. Only two more hours to go.

Still life of a pencil cup on my desk. Post brought to you buy needing a second not looking at e-mail #OfficeLife

I mean at this point I’d welcome the spores…

When your office’s lighting makes it look like you’re about to get murdered in a horror movie.

This courtroom must have the best damn lighting in the known universe because damn.

Here are some nice mushrooms for #MushroomMonday for the #fungifriends with bonus Stevie Nicks from last night’s concert to start the week with more witchy vibes.

QTP with a gif of your favorite Sailor Scout 🎀

Finally #FungiFriday for #FungiFriends. I love alliteration - makes my brain feel funky. Anyway, here’s a pretty fruiting fungus. What you don’t see is the cliffside on the other side that would have given me a free falling fate forward with one misstep.

Maybe this shiny little one springing up from the moss will make our #MushroomMonday brighter. #Fungifriends 🍄 📷

Oh wait. It’s Friday! #FungiFriday even! Here are some *stacked* polypores for the #fingifriends to help bring the week to a close. 🍄

I loved these stories. Though Illusion of Gaia would be my number 1 choice.

Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once (if you feel like it)

Nothing makes a dull morning better like a picture of a mushroom. Happy #MushroomMonday to all the #FungiFriends 🍄 Here are some pink bonnet beauties popping out of dewy moss. I sure would rather be nestled next to them with some spiced cider than in my office under overhead lighting right now.

I’ve been seeing so many videos from SpudLad on TikTok that I’ve been absolutely craving a jacket potato. I’m too many times one away from him so I took matters into my own hands. 🥔 When I cut into it and heard that crisp my little goblin heart fluttered.

Forgive me #fungifriends for I have sinned. It’s been 13 days since my last mushroom related post. #FungiFriday Here are some high-falutin hypholoma to ease into the weekend.

I was just enjoying the view out the window. This is like the billionth candid picture my bf has taken of me that I look ready to cry but I was just looking at birds in a parking lot.

I don’t know how I’ve stumbled onto #JacketPotatoTok but my god do I want a backed potato with beans and cheese (or minted lamb or panner butter curry) 🥔 Goblin.