My giants? Possible

When you hear Kristi Noem was fired, it’s hard not to hope that sentence gets finished with “out of a cannon” or “into a volcano”

The Gen X urge to make a hole with a gun perpendicular to the name of this town in a desktop globe

The other elves in the Keebler tree are gonna be so bummed that Li’l Greg Bovino is coming back home

This new EP is aces, especially the remix of the title track! Classic TMBG melodicism with an undeniable hooky groove

I'll never forgive the people who allowed that man to get back into the White House.

*Aggressive Pennywise dance*

The Trump crowd are so scared and small-minded… cruelty is their only power

Tom Stoppard. A literal actual genius and legend. (1937-2025)

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

In the running for goodest boy

Hi, I’m a website, product, or service you’ve relied on for years without incident. Great news: I’ve now been revamped with a mandatory AI component that makes me unusable.

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

I heard Cuomo got last-minute endorsements from ingrown toenails, guys who turn right from the left-hand turn lane, and Lyme disease

Nothing good ever happens after someone says “methinks”

Sighfigh.Bandcamp.com is the place to grab the new Sigh Figh “double single” Poli Sigh Figh, featuring two timely songs inspired by current events, “The Ultimate Bootlicks” and “Bummer ‘25.” Tuneful despondence awaits!

Honestly this is one of our biggest problems these days; people are allergic to feeling bad

Looooooz getting

This this this, so much this

jeezus h khrist. toss. the. bum.

for chrissake throw the bum out

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

A decent question to ask when we’re scolding told that we must “debate” and “have conversations” with the MAGA right: is what is on offer from these people actually a conversation, or is it a domination exercise?

The notion that Republicans are the more real Americans, whose authenticity Democrats must pay tribute to with imitation, persistence even though it is contradicted by more and more actual empirical evidence.

Robert Redford’s final act of art and service was creating a new news cycle.

The thing about the Charlie Kirk whitewashing is: people aren't even saying his words should be punished by death or limited by the government. We're just demanding that we collectively see him as he really was. That infringes on zero freedoms and advocates for no violence.

Remember how scary it was for the 36 hours where it felt like the Right could explode into violence as a repercussion of an assassination? That's what our trans brothers & sisters feel like every fucking day We have to protect them at all costs. They are our line in the sand; not a bargaining chip.

If you're going to have a giant fishtank in your restaurant or bar, make sure it's not depressing.

This this this

When Trump dies all the red flags will be at half-mast

Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case

Few things are simultaneously so embarrassing and horrifying Imagine groveling like this, before a lying racist pedophile

What the fuck, @bsky.app?

Grim but accurate

People who claim they understand what is happening and at stake right now, while also insisting they share no blame because Kamala Harris wasn’t liberal enough, clearly do not *actually* understand what is happening and at stake right now

Is it bad that this is normal for me

Always nice when I’m in the midst of class prep for the school year and a goldmine like this crosses my path

Really weird to be living in the part of STAR WARS where the Emperor is in charge but there was still a Senate that was become more irrelevant by the day.

I had such a good time with WEAPONS. Creeger is two for two.

Every defense I read of ChatGPT reads like it was written by ChatGPT; it’s nauseating Utterly soulless words strung together without art or intention

Petty as hell but... fuck everyone who ever said we were overreacting by calling Trump a fascist who wanted to consolidate power to commit atrocities.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yesss..

I think I just feel overwhelmingly disappointed when I see people talking about how much they use ChatGPT or other LLMs for really basic tasks. it's rotting your brain. don't do it.

If you saw this animated you’d say “dial it down, too cute”

I’m fifteen minutes into my umpteenth viewing of *Jaws*, and I’m giddy about how good it is. Something awesome happens in basically every scene.

It’s not the hate, it’s the humanity

If you use AI to create your art, your story, your whatever, I immediately know you don’t care about making things — you only care about selling them.

Most people who belligerently say “explain it to me like I’m a five-year-old” have already displayed the attention span and insight of a newborn, at best

I mean, if echo chamber means things like not getting called racial slurs daily, trans folks being treated like humans, a little kindness here and there, and the collective understanding that science is a real thing, then please sign me the fuck up.

This graine is your graine This graine is migraine 🤕